Bill Clinton and the hooker

[thepilot]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"

 

[dick slap]

Irish girl

An Irish girl comes home one day and announces to her farther:
"Dad I'm a protitute and have been for the last five years"
Well you can imagine the farther's response:
"Out of the house then with ya, you're a disgrace to the family and your muther and I never want to see ya again. Be gone with ya"
"I understand how you feel dad", the daughter said,"but jut let me have a few words before i go"
The daughter went on to explain that she was able to put $400,000 into her mother's bank account, had money for both her brothers education and they could now go to university. Finally she said:
"And for you dad there is a brand new Mercedes in the driveway and I've purchased the family a home in country worth over a $1,000,000. But if you can't see past the fact that i am a prostitute then I'll be on my way"
Just then the father put his arms around his daughter and said:
"Did you say prostitute? My mistake, I heard you say protestant; give your dad a hug and let's go have a look at my new car"

DS

 

[thepilot]

Irish girl

Gotta love it. LOL !!!!

 

[blackguy]

There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. One time she had a client in her condo and he asked her if she gave good hand jobs. She said, "Do you see this condo we're in? I bought it by giving good hand jobs." So her trick told her to give him a hand job. After the hooker gave the man a hand job he asked her if she gave good blow jobs. She said, "Look out the window. See that red Ferrari on the street? I bought it giving good blow jobs." So her trick told her to give him a blow job. When she was done, the man asked her if she was good in bed. She said, "Look out this window. See that big yacht out there on Lake Michigan? I could own that if I had a pussy.

 

[dirtydan]

An Irish girl comes home one day and announces to her farther:
"Dad I'm a protitute and have been for the last five years"
Well you can imagine the farther's response:
"Out of the house then with ya, you're a disgrace to the family and your muther and I never want to see ya again. Be gone with ya"
"I understand how you feel dad", the daughter said,"but jut let me have a few words before i go"
The daughter went on to explain that she was able to put $400,000 into her mother's bank account, had money for both her brothers education and they could now go to university. Finally she said:
"And for you dad there is a brand new Mercedes in the driveway and I've purchased the family a home in country worth over a $1,000,000. But if you can't see past the fact that i am a prostitute then I'll be on my way"
Just then the father put his arms around his daughter and said:
"Did you say prostitute? My mistake, I heard you say protestant; give your dad a hug and let's go have a look at my new car"

DS

That's good one!