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Best session you ever had?!?

HB40

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Mine has been realized! 2 hours that got started with a shower together.

Straight into the fun stuff, CBJ, russian w/o finish, CG and missionary – round one

A short break and then more CBJ, ACG, doggie and lazy doggie – round two

Another break, a quick trip for more condoms and enjoy a drink.

On to the couch, more CBJ, her riding and spinning completely around, propped her up on the arm rest for vigorous missionary, back to the bed for several more positions that turned into a scissor doggie type where she could rub herself on my thigh resulting in three O’s culminating with my own simultaneous – round three

Then a perfect massage, the best ever that has me feeling like a million bucks.

Lots of cuddling, convo and compassion.

She tries to coax round four out of me as we ignore the knocks at the door.

Finish up with a shower together again, lots of hugging and attention.

The best session ever, which was the saving grace to what was nearly the worst day of my life.

The kind of session that if you were pondering retirement it would be the only way to end it.

Which unfortunately is where my life is at with the thoughts of making a change.

I feel sorry for myself -confused-
so it’s time to quit, shit has to be gotten together.

The best session I ever had made me realize there is only one thing that will ever be good enough.

For the woman I love….my world doesn’t go round without you

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All the shit you already know, you’re the only one I want

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I finally hear what you plead
My love, come back to me

I’m listening now, so maybe….

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I’m ahead by a century….and disappointing you is getting me down.
You belong safe in my arms, time is a thief and the present is all we have.

So long….if I can be the prodigal son.
 

DQ Guy

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Ok so that started of great then....:eek:

well you lost me at the end. whats with the sappy stuff??
your not crying are you??

best session ever followed by the worst sap stuff ever.
have you gone stalker??

but good review none the less.
just wondering who the gal was?:confused:
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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Helps to post the girls info...

Hard to say for me but GiGi at supreme was the best GFE and normal FS would be Virginia.
 

Markl

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Hmm best session.. sexually was one Wednesday morning. I was on a day off work, or I had called in sick, can't remember. I arrive, shower, smell good and stuff. I ask "So what would you like today?" She tells me something naughty and is all over me in a heartbeat. We do it standing up close to the mirror, then she puts her arms around my neck and I lift her up and do it that way for a while. Then some missionary with her legs together. Cowgirl and she gets the O. We switch back to missionary and I'm done.. collapse beside her, lots of kissing throughout and after.

While I will always remember the best sexual time, it didn't make me as happy as the time I brought her a present of a nice satin pink robe. Was a 1 hour session that lapsed into 2 hours. Made her feel "like a princess." Making her that happy was the best feeling and I smiled for a week, going around work with this huge stupid grin all the time.

Now I'm smiling again remembering it all. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF84pIhP5UM
 
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chancy4me

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Would say Ashley as in Temple of as a my top session. As most guys know she adapts to what ever is required in a session. Personally I think she does it to get her Big O first lol:p
 

burnman

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My Best Session .....

My best session ever was a Ashlee and Karma about two years ago. It was the retirement gift to myself and both girls provided full GFE at the time. Both girls were so hot and having them on their knees in front of me BBBJing me was just out of this world. The session only got better from there. It was just incredible.

As for other great sessions, I have to say that every hour spent with K is a totally outstanding and the reason she is my ATF. Every session with Hanna (I miss her and wish she would come back) was probably the best individual GFE I've had and that very first session with Hunter still makes me hard thinking about it.

As for international pooning, the German FKK clubs are the overall best pooning experience. It is impossible not to find the girl and service you are looking for in these places. My last visit, seven girls in six hours, all full GFE, a couple of greek/CIMs thrown in all for about $$$$$$. Absolutely &%$#$&in amazing. Which reminds me, I'm going back in May to "visit my grandma".

Happy Pooning. :) :) :)
 

HB40

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Ok so that started of great then....:eek:

well you lost me at the end. whats with the sappy stuff??
your not crying are you??

best session ever followed by the worst sap stuff ever.
have you gone stalker??

but good review none the less.
just wondering who the gal was?:confused:
Sorry, I was probably too cryptic for an escort review board. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by HB40
The best session I ever had made me realize there is only one thing that will ever be good enough.
I am not in love with an SP, I mean that’s just crazy.

My best session made me realize that’s as good as it can get. It’s only just sex, it can only ever be just sex.

The one thing good enough is my wife.
The tunes are for my wife and I am quitting for her.
There is alot to it, death and taxes and all things real. Bottom line, there is only one thing to do....the right thing to do.

I’m not one for retirement, I’m sure as long as I have a cock I’ll be in the game. But my wife is asking me to stop, she has always asked me stop but she understands my libido and will literally do anything to make me happy. My wife is a special and complex woman, if ever there was a woman to make a man faithful she is the one. Beautiful and sexy, smart and funny, completely devoted and loyal. I have controlled her and let her down every step of the way, and the funny thing is, guys who are so cool and think women are just conniving, game playing bitches….well she would chew you up and spit you out, I have never known anyone who could get the better of her.

I am not big on goodbyes or thank yous. Anyone who has ever met me knows I am grateful and humbled by the experiences I’ve had, I feel blessed to have met all the ladies I have. I still have fun on perb so I hope to hang around.

I doubt if quitting is ever an option for me, I’m very honest about that. Everyone in my real life knows what I do and there are interventions taking place. Counselling, therapy, religion….nothing works. I have led this double identity my whole life and I am a master of deception. I have literally sat in counseling and as the enabling means were taken away I was only devising my next scheme to get away with it.

I am a sappy sort, a romantic and sentimental person. I have loved SP’s but what keeps me grounded and logical is the fact that I am not a suitable person for any monogamous or exclusive relationship. I won’t ever change or be a good guy. But…

What does it take to be a man? It’s time I found out.

PS anyone who has met the girl of my best session knows who I'm talking about, and if you have met her and don't know who I'm talking about, even fucking better. :cool:
 

DQ Guy

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Ohhh now I get it..
Well best of luck then:D

toodles:p
 

HB40

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Gee thanks DQ, I'm glad someone wished me luck.

I know it's not your typical retirement thread and I'm not as eloquent or complimentary as a Bat.man, Legman04, DQGuy etc, but come on....really?....no well wishes, it was nice to meet you or best client ever? :confused:
I'd take a fuck off, grow some balls or turn in your penis at this point....I mean where's the love? :(

Sure I made a post rife with personal drama and I'm a no good snake to a wonderful woman but I'm trying to do the right thing. A little encouragement, good thoughts or even advice would be nice.

I asked the mod to move the thread because I thought perhaps it didn't belong in the review section and people were staying away for that reason. I did get a couple PM's, thank you to Fortunateone and Moderator-1 for the thoughtfulness. Again, I have had alot of fun on perb and hoped I had made a few friends. It's no secret I love the ladies and could make a long list to name them and thank personally, but I would hate to forget anyone. I couldn't be more grateful for all the women who treated me so special and did so much for me aside from the sex and intimacy. I will have incredible memories to remind me of so many positive experiences and all the good times.

Here are links to the songs if anyone cares to listen. For some reason the original embedded links aren't working now that the thread is moved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah44TWVMhhI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUMolDY4h5E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwkZ0ro1dh4

PS: GPguy, you can kiss my ass, that's as close as you'll ever get. :rolleyes:
 

moi

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good luck hb, theres not many of ur kind anymore and if there was business would slow greatly but id rather have an honest soulmate and student loans instead of financial freedom!! Best wishes n perhaps we may meet again but perhaps not!
 

HB40

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Thank you ladies :D

Moi, I envy the man who gets to make you happy, you are a great gal. :)

Kendra, you are the tease! ;) You provide what no one else can! :cool:


BJski, wow that's quite the session bud. Too bad about the second pop, I hate when that happens. :(
 

Kashs

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Thank you ladies :D

Moi, I envy the man who gets to make you happy, you are a great gal. :)

Kendra, you are the tease! ;) You provide what no one else can! :cool:
Best of luck to you, HB40. Thanks for your past reviews, and I strongly agree with you in that both Moi and Kendra are wonderful ladies.
 

69guy

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HB you have always been a class act on here. best of luck to you.

and don't worry i will take care of makin Kendra forget all about you.........LOL!!!

just razzin ya man.

be cool as always and stay outta trouble.
 

HBM1

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I consider myself fortunate to call HB40 a friend. HB40 is one of the nicest guys out there, with a half decent sense of humour as well. ;) Catch yah on hotmail. :)
 

HB40

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Thanks Kashs, you have great taste in women.

Valium, if the free ones are the best maybe I haven't had my best session ever.

Sexy Nina, you are an extraordinary woman! But our love for one another may disrupt the whole fabric of SP/PC dynamics :eek:
You always help restore my faith in humanity. :)

69guy, thanks bud. You know you're kinda responsible for keeping me and Kendra together. ;)
I'm sure you will take good care of her, like only her bitch can....but I'm still holding out for that Cabana boy position. :rolleyes:

HBM1, you are definately a friend bud, I'll never forget how we met lol. :p
Thanks, I think you are one of the few who get me, it's easy to understand the decent half of my humor....I think it's the demented half that throws people. :D
 
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