Those young ladies don't know what you mean by 'safe' ..they only know it called 'condom' ....
so the cherry in the safe could be called a 'condiment'?
or does it have to be a mint?
That reminds me of my experience with Astrid in Toronto (then Angel Astrid) a few years ago. She had a banana split special. I supplied the banana; she supplied the split and the sweet stuff. It was a hell of a mess, but loads of good, dirty fun!
I'm going to have to revise my favorite ice cream place. Now that it's summer (I mean today, LOL) I tried out Eva's Gelati at the less fashionable non-Italian end of Corydon.
And you know what? Its incredible! The flavors are so vibrant, the texture is so smooth and creamy.. I hate to say it, but it knocks Nucci into a tin hat. Try a combination of the pineapple and coconut. They also have halvah flavored gelati, a definite confluence of cultures.