Best One Liners from an SP

[pervypervison]

For those of us that enjoy some witty banter on top of great sex, I'm sure many of you have your memorable moments with lovely providers that check all your boxes and also have a special way with words. I think back to some of my sessions in the past and how a simple one liner may have made me laugh out loud on the spot, or blush from sweet/dirty talk.

I'm in a nostalgic mood, so here are some of my favourites....

1) Good thing we used a condom....cause i think you would've given me twins.
2) Can I wash my panties on your abs?
3) Oh hey, it's big dick guy! (Best greeting)
4) I'm very good at rimming, you should try next time *accompanied by a surprise blowjob at the door after putting my shoes back on* (Best farewell)

Would love to hear what other gems others have filed away in their memory banks (@Bobert1969 , you must have some great ones, lol). And of course if any of the wonderful SPs on PERB want to share what they've used with success (or received from a client), please join in....

 

[YYC]

"Move in with me and be one of my minions." I did and we had a lot of fun for a few weeks.

"You could eat my pussy all weekend"

"That's the last time I eat cunt's cunt" - said by one SP to me after a duo session went wrong....

"Let's make a list of all the deviant things we could do to each other"

And, one of my all time faves that I'm sure a few others have heard throughout history "you can come in my mouth if you want"

 

[Bizzaynass]

Just a few of my favourite one liners from my atf:

Her confirmation text to me around the Christmas holidays:
"I'm ready to be a ho ho ho for you tomorrow!"

"fuck me so hard I can't walk tomorrow"

"I'd rather have your dick in me than you be a dick to me"

 

[DChiu88]

Me: surprised she gave me cimsw
Her: “Well, I’m a vegan so I gotta get my protein from somewhere” *wink*

 

[grusse]

"My heart is not your dick..so stop playing with it"

 

[pervypervison]

"Move in with me and be one of my minions." I did and we had a lot of fun for a few weeks.

"You could eat my pussy all weekend"

"That's the last time I eat cunt's cunt" - said by one SP to me after a duo session went wrong....

"Let's make a list of all the deviant things we could do to each other"

And, one of my all time faves that I'm sure a few others have heard throughout history "you can come in my mouth if you want"

Haha... yup, the last one is universally loved. That actually reminds of another one similar...

"honey, I need you to come on my face today because my skin is getting bad."

I'm all for a healthy skincare routine, so I gladly obliged.

 

[islander1-1]

Applying lipstick in the mirror..... "Is my cocksucker on straight"

"Damn, I just gotta do this!!" as she sits on my face.

 

[mudbaby]

There was a very popular asian sp in Toronto during the mid to late 2000s named Sugar that always said the funniest things. Stuff like, "can I have more banana juice?"… or… "How many time you think I can make you cum, superman". 😜😂💦🍆

 

[Mr. J]

The only one liner I ever heard was quite simply this: "So...what's for dessert?"

 

[pervypervison]

Applying lipstick in the mirror..... "Is my cocksucker on straight"

"Damn, I just gotta do this!!" as she sits on my face.

bahaha... that first one is gold 👌🏼

 

[pervypervison]

Just a few of my favourite one liners from my atf:

Her confirmation text to me around the Christmas holidays:
"I'm ready to be a ho ho ho for you tomorrow!"

"fuck me so hard I can't walk tomorrow"

"I'd rather have your dick in me than you be a dick to me"

some of these would be fire for a naughty greeting card

 

[LC18]

"That's the last time I eat cunt's cunt" - said by one SP to me after a duo session went wrong....

oops 😬

 

[bigballs55]

Dropped my pants and she took one look and said "now that's a marrying cock"

 

[picante55]

One time while she was riding me, looks down at the action and says, "that's hot, take a photo and put it on a christmas card"

 

[Uncled]

Is it in yet ? 😐

 

[phukedup1]

"You won't be needing these here" as she pulled my shorts down.

 

[islander1-1]

As I was looking at her beaver.... "Can you read lips?" ..... "Yes, but in brail with my tongue!"

 

[islander1-1]

Good day
Right after she swallowed my load ...

"Ohh you don't smoke, and you eat a lot of fruit too "

"I could drink that all day".

 

[angry anderson]

"I could drink that all day".

But I need a bigger straw?

 

[Bobert1969]

“If your cock was a hammer my pussy would be through the wall about now”.

And…

“Mmmm, mm, mmmmmm,mmm,mmmmmmm”.

And…

My personal favourite “can we play catch the cumshot?”.