Best comeback ever!

[Ophelia Black]

I just have to share this - it cracks me up any time I think of it

I have a friend who told me about this girl at his work. Apparently this girl and her boyfriend were having a bickerfest, and at one point he said to her "Why can't you cook like your mom?"

To which she replied, "Why can't you fuck like your dad?"

 

[Venn]

*ouch!!!* *ROFL*

 

[naughtygirl]

AHAHAHAHAHAH Thanks Ophelia, you know what they say a laugh a day keeps me smiling away

 

[General Parts]

I had this saved on my comp. I immediately thought of this joke when I read the title on this thread:

COMEBACK LINE OF THE YEAR

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam." Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 

[General Parts]

wow
well, i guess it's cheaper than picking up a SW...

 

[friar_tuck]

He cut a hole in it? A round hole in a pumpkin, just the right size?

I call BS.

 

[Ophelia Black]

No no...see, it started off as a girl...

 

[Makhno]

No no...see, it started off as a girl...

It could happen....