Vehicle is for girly man...........sales pitch is good....probably would be even better for SUV like this................
...................makes Hummers cry......850 horsepower, 150 mph, 1.5 tons, 360 degree view for on board security cameras. Maybach designed interior with waterproof seats made of whale penis..........so there.
The ad says:
"To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants!!"