Belinda!!!! Ha!!
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Actually, there are quite a few similarities between prostitutes and politicians. And I'd bet it's easier to find an honest ho than a trustworthy MP.Ironhead said:How long will it be before we see her pose for Playboy!!!
I think she would look good in a bikini. Wonder if she ever thought of becoming a SP!!!
HHMMMM!!!
To paraphrase Ronald Reagan
Politicians represent the second oldest profession in society, but sometimes they act more like the oldest one.
Politicians represent the second oldest profession in society, but sometimes they act more like the oldest one.
here is a joke that sums up what I think of all politicians
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,
no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass
are interchangeable!
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,
no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass
are interchangeable!
I don't know why many people here are making such a big deal out of her jumping ship, the stupid conservative/reform party is just a whole bunch of racist, sexist, anti women, red neck idiots. They will never win an election with Harper/White and some other extremists in the party...
and they are all traiters..., they will make us "once proud to be Canadian" to "Americans"...
and they are all traiters..., they will make us "once proud to be Canadian" to "Americans"...
I'm waiting for Peter McKay to post the candid pictures he took of Belinda in a leather maid outfit!
Before she got into politics, she was CEO of Magna International, and her salary was 9 millions/year. How many SPs can make that kind of money ?
Ironhead said:How long will it be before we see her pose for Playboy!!!
I think she would look good in a bikini. Wonder if she ever thought of becoming a SP!!!
HHMMMM!!!
Belinda, Belinda
She played 'em all like fools...notable fact is that her father was a prominent liberal...do you think maybe this was pre-planned and the Liberals pulled her back at an opportune moment? Nah....
Anyhow, MacKay is being a bit of a dweeb saying how hurt he is...suck it up man! Act like you have balls! (He should say "I got BBFS, CIM, BB-Greek, a dirty sanchez AND she didn't brush her teeth before kissing you Mr. Martin! Hah!", not "I wish her well, sob, sob...")
I wonder how many party secrets she got from MacKay during pillow talk? I bet she'll unleash some pretty soon (Randy White and the goats...Randy White and the choir boys...)
All the comparisons of her to a ho are a little off base (only a little)...her detractors could have come up with wittier stuff like "this is Blonde Ambition" or "she dropped the blonde bombshell" etc....
She played 'em all like fools...notable fact is that her father was a prominent liberal...do you think maybe this was pre-planned and the Liberals pulled her back at an opportune moment? Nah....
Anyhow, MacKay is being a bit of a dweeb saying how hurt he is...suck it up man! Act like you have balls! (He should say "I got BBFS, CIM, BB-Greek, a dirty sanchez AND she didn't brush her teeth before kissing you Mr. Martin! Hah!", not "I wish her well, sob, sob...")
I wonder how many party secrets she got from MacKay during pillow talk? I bet she'll unleash some pretty soon (Randy White and the goats...Randy White and the choir boys...)
All the comparisons of her to a ho are a little off base (only a little)...her detractors could have come up with wittier stuff like "this is Blonde Ambition" or "she dropped the blonde bombshell" etc....
hey hornydude, where ya been?hornydude said:
Last Updated Mon, 07 Mar 2005 10:59:07 EST
CBC News
ABBOTSFORD, B.C. - Conservative member of Parliament Randy White says he will not seek re-election, and instead will focus on personal issues and a pet cause.
It's tough seeing MacKay and the Conservatives against the ropes and then down for the count --- amateurs
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Belinda played the game like the big boys and won. They just loved her as the pretty poster chick for how "moderate" they were, but when she proved to be more than a mindless drone (a la Diane Ablonczy), they were unable and unwilling to work with her. Harper couldn't handle her, and his cronies treated her like a dumb blonde - which she is definitely NOT.
Conservatives should have kept their traps shut after the defection - and capitalized on the sympathy. But they revealed their true, misogynistic and ignorant colours instead.
Harper's done. He may go down in history as the leader who had a potential landslide election win handed to him on a silver platter - and couldn't do anything with it.
If they can't produce a better leader pronto, Liberals will re-take their huge lead in Ontario and may claw back a few seats in Quebec - which just might be enough to re-establish a majority government.
Mackay learned - the hard way - that all's fair in love and war. He's a pretty sharp cookie. He'll bounce back. I wouldn't be surprised if they were still talking behind the scenes, if only as friends now. They're a lot more alike in philosophy and style than people realize.
Conservatives should have kept their traps shut after the defection - and capitalized on the sympathy. But they revealed their true, misogynistic and ignorant colours instead.
Harper's done. He may go down in history as the leader who had a potential landslide election win handed to him on a silver platter - and couldn't do anything with it.
If they can't produce a better leader pronto, Liberals will re-take their huge lead in Ontario and may claw back a few seats in Quebec - which just might be enough to re-establish a majority government.
Mackay learned - the hard way - that all's fair in love and war. He's a pretty sharp cookie. He'll bounce back. I wouldn't be surprised if they were still talking behind the scenes, if only as friends now. They're a lot more alike in philosophy and style than people realize.
I agree with horneydude, Peter MacKay should have told the CBC:
"Yeah, I am over her. She swallowed but tried to spit once and that is a lack of commitment so I knew she wasn't going to be a long-termer. I am surprised that she would kiss Martin like that so soon after rimming me this morning though. She asked for it once more up the ass so I gave it to her hard as she likes it. Just ask her to sit down during your interview - just ask".
Now, that would have made Canadian politics more interesting. Much more.
"Yeah, I am over her. She swallowed but tried to spit once and that is a lack of commitment so I knew she wasn't going to be a long-termer. I am surprised that she would kiss Martin like that so soon after rimming me this morning though. She asked for it once more up the ass so I gave it to her hard as she likes it. Just ask her to sit down during your interview - just ask".
Now, that would have made Canadian politics more interesting. Much more.
Peter should have mainained the relationship despite her politics. Think of the makeup sex after a boistrous question period. Not to mention, he would be the only conservative actualy fucking over a Liberal once in a while.
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Harper would never have won (and never will win) a majority in Canada -- maybe a minority that would fail at the first confidence vote, and then we'd be right back in it again. They need a leader and an agenda that sticks to economic issues only, and to keep their bible-thumpers under check. American-style politics will never win in Canada.chiefwiggum said:
