Two drug dealers get brought before a judge. The judge tells them that if they can get others to stop selling drugs over the weekend that charges against them would be dropped.
That monday the judge asks the first one "How many people did you get to stop doing drugs?".
"15", he replied.
"Very good" said the judge, "How did you do it?".
"Easy", he replied "I drew a small circle and a big circle and explained that the small circle was your brain after doing drugs."
"OK", said the judge "how about you?" he asked the second dealer.
"I got 1500 people to stop!" he replied.
"How in God's name did you get so many people to stop?" asked the incredulous judge.
"It was easy.....I also drew a big and little circle and explained that the little circle was your anus before jail."
That monday the judge asks the first one "How many people did you get to stop doing drugs?".
"15", he replied.
"Very good" said the judge, "How did you do it?".
"Easy", he replied "I drew a small circle and a big circle and explained that the small circle was your brain after doing drugs."
"OK", said the judge "how about you?" he asked the second dealer.
"I got 1500 people to stop!" he replied.
"How in God's name did you get so many people to stop?" asked the incredulous judge.
"It was easy.....I also drew a big and little circle and explained that the little circle was your anus before jail."
