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Becky - Lorihouse

JoeyD_01

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PERBites...

It has been awhile since I last posted anything...over a year.
No, I was not in jail or "away" for any reason.

So, I took a look around, and moseyed over to the Lorihouse & VIPOTG websites, to see if any familiar name was there (JJ, Haru, Orange, Haruko et al).
There was no name or face I recognized.
I did text both numbers, vaguely hoping that, even though I had not been in contact with them for over a year, I would still be in good standing.
It took only 20 minutes for a reply from LH, who said that Becky was available, and that she was in a general downtown-ish area.
I was surprised that I got a reply after being away for over a year. (and, for the record, VIPOTG did not reply to me at all.)
Arrangements were made for 6 PM, and I jumped in for 1 hour. Done. I had never been with either LH or VIPOTG for an hour session, so this was unchartered territory.
Now...parking in a heavily residential neighborhood, in the early evening hours, on a weekday, was going to be difficult with the on street parking.
Difficult was an understatement, as the closest spot I found was 3 blocks away. I made it to the front door buzzer with maybe 30 seconds to spare.
Now....when you get to the apartment door itself, you do not knock on it, but wait for it to be opened by the lady. It will naturally take a few seconds, 15 - 20 seconds is standard.
I am at the apartment door...tick tock tick tock...
Literally 90 seconds pass.
1.5 minutes.
I felt really... REALLY exposed in the hallway.
Finally the door opens, and I am waved inside.
Becky is the girl in the pictures. Maybe 5'2 & 100 pounds at the most.
Her English is sketchy at best, but it is understandable.
Door closes..."Money now", she says, palm outstretched. I seriously wanted to give her a low five palm slap, just to break the ice, but thought against it.
Money exchanged, and she says "Come, come", after I took off my shoes.
Go to the bedroom, and I am instructed to take off my clothes, and place them on the chair. I also brought a condom with me (as I do, given the standard Trojans are too small & cut off circulation)
She takes my hand, and says, "Come, come" as we go for, what I thought would be the standard SOPAM shower.
The first peck kiss happened there, with a little giggle.
The standard soap & lathering began on the front...then she asked me to turn around. I could have sworn she said "toin aroun'", in the nasally vocal style of Curly from The 3 Stooges (nyuk nyuk nyuk).
So...shoulders & upper back is lathered...and then my butt...and butthole. YOWZA!
No penetration, but right on top of it...whoa!
Legs, arms, crotch. A showery bbbj was also performed for maybe 10 seconds.
Shower completed, dried off..."Come, come" to the bed.
I was instructed to lay face down on the bed.
Ok...I am thinking it is time for a SOPAM massage?
Well, the Johnson's baby oil was applied to my back & thighs, and then...
You know the area on the underside of your knee? The back area of your knee, where it bends?
Light, repeated kisses & tongue swirls commenced on my right one, while figure eights were circled with her finger on my left one.
She then moved up my to my thigh on both legs.
This continued for a couple minutes, alternating back & forth.
Yes, somewhat bizarre.
Then, a very light raking of my back & legs with her fingernails. How light?
Well, I am somewhat ticklish, and it tickled.
That happened for a couple of minutes.
"Roll over, please", is what I then heard.
A light kissing session ensued, nowhere near my lips.
Where, you may ask? My thighs, stomach, and...(again weirdly), first my left nipple (with suckling), and then the right nipple (again, with suckling).
A bbbj eventually commenced, which was mediocre at best. She was impressed with me, as a "very big" was said.
Very little touching was permitted by her. I ran my.hands up & down her arms, which were seemingly positioned to prevent me from being able to go past her arms.
She reached for her standard condom, neglecting the one I brought. I said "No, that is too small, use mine". She appeared confused at first, but did put my condom on me with her mouth.
As she was on top, she attempted to fit me inside...which was proving difficult.
"You on top" is what she then said, which also was difficult...especially as she literally just laid there.
You know how it is when someone goes dead weight on you? Trying to lift a limb, or lift them entirely, can be a challenge.
A few moans were emitted by her as I was thrusting, but, given her tightness, as well as somewhat of a dry spell (no lube for easier movement) & my being "too big", it was almost an effort in futility.
Thrusted a few more times, kept popping out. Frustrating.
She laid me on my back again, took off the condom & began (again) with the nipple suckling & a handjob.
The handjob proceeded to a bbbj, where, after about 15 minutes, I said was about to cum & she jacked me off as I did.
Cleaned up, showered & out the door in the hour.
Would I repeat? I have had great sessions with other LH (and VIPOTG) ladies, and also similar bad sessions.
YMMV with anyone, naturally.
With Becky, I won't repeat.
 
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Zeppski

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Jun 26, 2015
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I can't get Lori or VIP to answer their phone/texts.
Tried PMing them on PERB also.
Not sure what I'm doing wrong.
 
Jun 10, 2015
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PERBites...

It has been awhile since I last posted anything...over a year.
No, I was not in jail or "away" for any reason.

So, I took a look around, and moseyed over to the Lorihouse & VIPOTG websites, to see if any familiar name was there (JJ, Haru, Orange, Haruko et al).
There was no name or face I recognized.
I did text both numbers, vaguely hoping that, even though I had not been in contact with them for over a year, I would still be in good standing.
It took only 20 minutes for a reply from LH, who said that Becky was available, and that she was in a general downtown-ish area.
I was surprised that I got a reply after being away for over a year. (and, for the record, VIPOTG did not reply to me at all.)
Arrangements were made for 6 PM, and I jumped in for 1 hour. Done. I had never been with either LH or VIPOTG for an hour session, so this was unchartered territory.
Now...parking in a heavily residential neighborhood, in the early evening hours, on a weekday, was going to be difficult with the on street parking.
Difficult was an understatement, as the closest spot I found was 3 blocks away. I made it to the front door buzzer with maybe 30 seconds to spare.
Now....when you get to the apartment door itself, you do not knock on it, but wait for it to be opened by the lady. It will naturally take a few seconds, 15 - 20 seconds is standard.
I am at the apartment door...tick tock tick tock...
Literally 90 seconds pass.
1.5 minutes.
I felt really... REALLY exposed in the hallway.
Finally the door opens, and I am waved inside.
Becky is the girl in the pictures. Maybe 5'2 & 100 pounds at the most.
Her English is sketchy at best, but it is understandable.
Door closes..."Money now", she says, palm outstretched. I seriously wanted to give her a low five palm slap, just to break the ice, but thought against it.
Money exchanged, and she says "Come, come", after I took off my shoes.
Go to the bedroom, and I am instructed to take off my clothes, and place them on the chair. I also brought a condom with me (as I do, given the standard Trojans are too small & cut off circulation)
She takes my hand, and says, "Come, come" as we go for, what I thought would be the standard SOPAM shower.
The first peck kiss happened there, with a little giggle.
The standard soap & lathering began on the front...then she asked me to turn around. I could have sworn she said "toin aroun'", in the nasally vocal style of Curly from The 3 Stooges (nyuk nyuk nyuk).
So...shoulders & upper back is lathered...and then my butt...and butthole. YOWZA!
No penetration, but right on top of it...whoa!
Legs, arms, crotch. A showery bbbj was also performed for maybe 10 seconds.
Shower completed, dried off..."Come, come" to the bed.
I was instructed to lay face down on the bed.
Ok...I am thinking it is time for a SOPAM massage?
Well, the Johnson's baby oil was applied to my back & thighs, and then...
You know the area on the underside of your knee? The back area of your knee, where it bends?
Light, repeated kisses & tongue swirls commenced on my right one, while figure eights were circled with her finger on my left one.
She then moved up my to my thigh on both legs.
This continued for a couple minutes, alternating back & forth.
Yes, somewhat bizarre.
Then, a very light raking of my back & legs with her fingernails. How light?
Well, I am somewhat ticklish, and it tickled.
That happened for a couple of minutes.
"Roll over, please", is what I then heard.
A light kissing session ensued, nowhere near my lips.
Where, you may ask? My thighs, stomach, and...(again weirdly), first my left nipple (with suckling), and then the right nipple (again, with suckling).
A bbbj eventually commenced, which was mediocre at best. She was impressed with me, as a "very big" was said.
Very little touching was permitted by her. I ran my.hands up & down her arms, which were seemingly positioned to prevent me from being able to go past her arms.
She reached for her standard condom, neglecting the one I brought. I said "No, that is too small, use mine". She appeared confused at first, but did put my condom on me with her mouth.
As she was on top, she attempted to fit me inside...which was proving difficult.
"You on top" is what she then said, which also was difficult...especially as she literally just laid there.
You know how it is when someone goes dead weight on you? Trying to lift a limb, or lift them entirely, can be a challenge.
A few moans were emitted by her as I was thrusting, but, given her tightness, as well as somewhat of a dry spell (no lube for easier movement) & my being "too big", it was almost an effort in futility.
Thrusted a few more times, kept popping out. Frustrating.
She laid me on my back again, took off the condom & began (again) with the nipple suckling & a handjob.
The handjob proceeded to a bbbj, where, after about 15 minutes, I said was about to cum & she jacked me off as I did.
Cleaned up, showered & out the door in the hour.
Would I repeat? I have had great sessions with other LH (and VIPOTG) ladies, and also similar bad sessions.
YMMV with anyone, naturally.
With Becky, I won't repeat.
My session was very similar, however, I came after about 30 minutes. We cuddled for a while and then I was ready to go again. She told me that it would be another $40 for me to cum again. I found this unusual as I had previously cum twice in the hour for the agreed upon price of $220 which has now increased to $240 when seeing girls from LH. Therefore, it would have been $280 to 2 shots. I found this a little more than what I was expecting and will be sure to inquire next time before using LH if multiple shots are available for the 1 hour session. It seems prices are increasing at LH.

Just a heads up guys.
 

Grifter76

Don Juan De Marco Wannabe
Jan 4, 2012
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Yea, its usually $260 for the hour wd two shots.. $220 hr wd one shot how much is it now for the half hour?
 
Jun 20, 2016
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Lorihouse has been $240/hr for quite some time already. They do sometimes have $20 off for some of the newer ladies and slower times of the year. MSOG is up to the ladies. Some include it and some charge extra. Sometimes they will stipulate that in the booking texts. That's been my experience over the last 3 or 4 years at least.
 

Kokenne

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May 22, 2018
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gotta ask...how did you get them to answer the phone? i call and text and can't get any reply
 
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