Beauty Contest News items

Jun 20, 2005
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Indignant Islamists crash transvestite beauty contest

Watermelon Thump Queen is more than a beauty contest

Hot Cop Wins Uniform Beauty Contest

Stage set for Miss Kilimanjaro beauty contest

Ballerina wins convict beauty contest

Leggy beauty queen used to be a man. This was in Jay Leno's monologue this week so it must be true.

No bikinis for Miss Russian Military contest. Excerpts include:

Nineteen women soldiers are to parade with guns in full military uniform down a catwalk in Moscow.

Major-general Nikolai Burbyga, senior judge of the Miss Military Beauty Contest, said: "I agree with the decision that female officers should not get undressed. I'd rather keep their bodies a military secret."

The winner of the contest will get a crown and be promoted to a higher rank so she can go on tour to promote the work of the Russian armed forces

Beauty queen under quarantine

Bulldogs preen for queens More than 125 English bulldogs are expected to be judged by a panel of six beauty queens, including Miss Teen Long Beach Mary Maldonado and 2003 Miss Long Beach Sarah McElroy, on the basis of personality, charm, face, figure and first impression.

http://www.hottestussenator.com/. Judging by the winner, there must have been major irregularities in the voting.

Miss Curvaceous Crustacean Beauty Pageant
 

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women in military gear is only one of the hottest things ever? apparently the nazi uniforms were designed by hugo boss.
 
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