Let me float an idea.
In my ongoing enchantment with Chinese ladies, I’ve collected a few 100 pooning-related Mandarin words & phrases. With any encouragement at all, I’ll begin sharing this list, both for fun and possible use (you decide!)
I'd ask native speakers of Mandarin among PERB brothers: please feel welcome to make suggestions, corrections or additions to my list.
Conservatively estimated, probably roughly half of all play-for-pay around Vancouver takes place with Chinese ladies, mostly in micros, AMPs and "legit" spas. Most Chinese SPs come from humble backgrounds with few options and little education, so they often find English difficult to learn.
Use some Mandarin small talk, sex talk and sweet talk…and it’s so much easier to really hit it off. While it’s certainly possible to get by just on body language—and whatever scraps of English a Chinese SP may know—I've found time and time again that speaking a bit of Mandarin is the key to clicking with these ladies.
Also, Chinese SPs tend to be highly amused when they hear “dirty” Mandarin words and phrases from the mouths of a "lǎowài" (literally, 'old' foreigner, a friendly term) or a "gwailo" (foreign devil in Cantonese, a tongue-in-cheek term)—which lightens the mood of a session.
By sharing my list of pooning-related Mandarin words & phrases, I don't only want to amuse fellow pooners but also encourage some to study Mandarin. It's a rewarding hobby, as I've found—in terms of travel, making friends with Chinese people (and they're everywhere), romance and yes, successful pooning.
A basic Mandarin course would help clue you in about pronunciation of the 4 tones. There're lots of cheap or even free courses on the Web or at educational institutions around town. But in context, even mispronounced words are often understood.
Obviously, for real communication, there’s no way around committed study. As for the Chinese writing system, which literally takes 1000s of hrs to learn, don't worry about it. It's worthwhile only if you become obsessed with Mandarin.
The Chinese just love you for taking an interest in their language and culture. Years ago I recognized: Chinese ladies are my fate, “wǒde yuánfèn.” No other type of women ever accepted imperfect me—including my renegade sexuality—as open-mindedly, affectionately and forgivingly.
And smilingly speaking a bit of Mandarin, along with basic decency and respect, can be the magic keys to a Chinese lady's heart.
In my ongoing enchantment with Chinese ladies, I’ve collected a few 100 pooning-related Mandarin words & phrases. With any encouragement at all, I’ll begin sharing this list, both for fun and possible use (you decide!)
I'd ask native speakers of Mandarin among PERB brothers: please feel welcome to make suggestions, corrections or additions to my list.
Conservatively estimated, probably roughly half of all play-for-pay around Vancouver takes place with Chinese ladies, mostly in micros, AMPs and "legit" spas. Most Chinese SPs come from humble backgrounds with few options and little education, so they often find English difficult to learn.
Use some Mandarin small talk, sex talk and sweet talk…and it’s so much easier to really hit it off. While it’s certainly possible to get by just on body language—and whatever scraps of English a Chinese SP may know—I've found time and time again that speaking a bit of Mandarin is the key to clicking with these ladies.
Also, Chinese SPs tend to be highly amused when they hear “dirty” Mandarin words and phrases from the mouths of a "lǎowài" (literally, 'old' foreigner, a friendly term) or a "gwailo" (foreign devil in Cantonese, a tongue-in-cheek term)—which lightens the mood of a session.
By sharing my list of pooning-related Mandarin words & phrases, I don't only want to amuse fellow pooners but also encourage some to study Mandarin. It's a rewarding hobby, as I've found—in terms of travel, making friends with Chinese people (and they're everywhere), romance and yes, successful pooning.
A basic Mandarin course would help clue you in about pronunciation of the 4 tones. There're lots of cheap or even free courses on the Web or at educational institutions around town. But in context, even mispronounced words are often understood.
Obviously, for real communication, there’s no way around committed study. As for the Chinese writing system, which literally takes 1000s of hrs to learn, don't worry about it. It's worthwhile only if you become obsessed with Mandarin.
The Chinese just love you for taking an interest in their language and culture. Years ago I recognized: Chinese ladies are my fate, “wǒde yuánfèn.” No other type of women ever accepted imperfect me—including my renegade sexuality—as open-mindedly, affectionately and forgivingly.
And smilingly speaking a bit of Mandarin, along with basic decency and respect, can be the magic keys to a Chinese lady's heart.
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