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Lolita

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I don't know what it is, intuition maybe, but I think Happyguy has already pulled this stunt. Perhaps in a subtle manner such as thrusting at jackrabbit speeds with a lot of lube, or constantly adjusting the condom while thrusting complaining that the condom is too small and snug. And we gals don't know what you guys are up to while in the doggie position.

I do have to clarify that when there is enough moisture girls can't tell the difference too much if the condom has slipped off or not.

This thread is a good indicator to being cautious, if you're an SP. Girls, think back to all your clients and the ones who attempted to do any of the above and maybe you'll find a common thread amongst yourselves and pass along the info.
 

kwk

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Happyguy - how you would feel if after you manage to pull off your bbfstc - the sp mentions obtw I have a STD!
 

Penhold

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Re: bareback

Happyguy said:
Just a crazy fantasy that probably will never happen!!
"Probably????" I would feel a lot less hostile if you had said that it was only a crazy fantasy and that you would DEFINITELY never actually carry out. :mad:

Perhaps this explains why some reviews of SPs say they didn't like doggy style.

Personally, I reach down for the condom from time to time - but only to check and ensure the damn thing is still ALL the way on and hasn't started to slip. Or perhaps I'd just like to think they're too short :D :D

Hmmm.... think I'll see if I can get a patent for suspenders for condoms. Put the condom on, fasten one clip to the condom on the left side at the base of your penis, wrap the elastic tightly around your butt and then fasten the clip on the condom on the other side of the penis. Kind of like a strap-on dildo but with the real thing. :) :)
 

LonelyGhost

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why do i get the feeling some sp's are going to start using crazy glue in lieu of lube from now on ....
 

Happyguy

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bareback

Wow!! what a great response i have gotten out of you people!!!! I was hoping for a reaction like this to stir up some controversial shit. For the record i have not done this and dont plan on, and even if i tried it obviously wouldnt work. And as you'all have pointed it STDS are prominent!! And i like my life the way it is. It was a stupid fantasy for some reason and i wasnt sure why i thought it-but it aroused my curiousity as to why i would think it. Just wanted some feedback on it and i obiously got lots of it.

I have always been kind to sps and have never caused any problems for them even though i have been ripped off many times by certain sps. I do not hold any grudges against sps and am very careful adn get tested regularly=thats how i know i am clean!!! I avoid sps with loose track records and ones who do things that may lead to stds!!!

Just my retort to all you people who kindly responded to this forum!!!

Kinda Happy guy
 

drromance

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You are just the lowest form of life out there.... I suggest you move to someplace like Iran where punishment would fit your crimes which I am sure are numerous and dispicable.
Have the mod put Ignore on his posts...
 

Marvin

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Re: bareback

Happyguy said:
Wow!! what a great response i have gotten out of you people!!!! I was hoping for a reaction like this to stir up some controversial shit. For the record i have not done this and dont plan on, and even if i tried it obviously wouldnt work. And as you'all have pointed it STDS are prominent!! And i like my life the way it is. It was a stupid fantasy for some reason and i wasnt sure why i thought it-but it aroused my curiousity as to why i would think it. Just wanted some feedback on it and i obiously got lots of it.

I have always been kind to sps and have never caused any problems for them even though i have been ripped off many times by certain sps. I do not hold any grudges against sps and am very careful adn get tested regularly=thats how i know i am clean!!! I avoid sps with loose track records and ones who do things that may lead to stds!!!

Just my retort to all you people who kindly responded to this forum!!!

Kinda Happy guy
They say that those who publish or let known their fantasies, especially widely known, such as this forum, usually have deep rooted issues that make them act out their fantasies eventually. Most suffer some kind of psychological disorder and usually are or will be a sexual offender.

Whether or not your intent was harmless, you let it out of the bag and the topic was a disturbing one for both SPs and pooners.
And now, for you to get angry and our responses just shows us how much of a lowlife that you really are.

If you ever act out this fantasy of yours, I wish you all the worst reprecussions as possible - at the least I hope you become sterile so you can not pass along your screwed up genes and your lineage ends with you.

Good grief! :mad:
 

Avery

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I know of at least two SP's who have had clients remove condoms when doing doggie style. They took advantage of the fact that the laides had their backs turned.

I don't understand that kind of mentality at all. It's one reason why, when I'm doing doggie with a SP, I let her guide my dick in first. It's not only to ensure comfort; it's also a discreet way to let her check for the presence of the condom, so that she can relax and, hopefully enjoy instead of worrying.
 

ironchef

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.......do you all recall that thread about shiann???? now that one got me worried that so many guys actually went to visit her.....

i agree with marvin, there probably is a deep rooted issue here......i would bet if there were actually people rooting him on that he'd actually do it and report it.........but with everyone jumping on him, i hope that he's back to reality.
 

Penhold

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Re: Re: Re: bareback

silkrose said:
Sounds like a great idea, but the tricky part is finding a way to clip the strap on the condom without the risk of tearing it from the stress it would get during strenuous activity.
Hmmmm..... guess I'll also have to invent and patent a condom that has extra reinforcement at the base. Kind of like the reinforcement at the top of silk stockings before pantyhose were invented. :)

As a hobbiest who also cares about the environment, there may be a way to help pooners and engage in recycling at the same time.

For those pooners and SPs who are really, really paranoid about catching something, there's lots of old rubber tubes from bicycles that could easily be recycled into condoms and that wouldn't need a reinforcing strip to be used as a "strap-on condom". Think of the custom sizing/fit that could be accomplished while helping the environment by recycling inner tubes from :

1. "Racing" type bicycles, for those with pencil dicks.
2. Mountain bikes, for those with dicks C-battery-sized dicks.
3. Old balloon tired bikes, for guys sized like me :D :D

For the real custom fit, I could sell SPs their own personal vulcanizing kit. They could then cut the inner tube to the right length, use rubber glue to seal an end and then vulcanize that end with the vulcanizer.

If any SPs know a pooner who is too small for the smallest inner tube, let me know as there may be other recycling opportunities. For example, we could leave the cap on the valve stem from a truck tire and recycle that valve stem for their use as a condom. If that's still too large, I guess we could always recycle the valve stem from a bicycle tire for use by micro-dick. :) :) :)
 

gp67

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Hey thanks Mr. Happy. Aren't you just the disturber type, stirring it up here.

We'll see how happy you are when and if you ever have anything legitimate to post and everyone ignores you.
 

Mr Blonde

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fuck professional help, happy guy, youre worse than hitler and your seed should be wiped from the earth

ill put up a bit of cash for a spay job and a tic bath if anyone else wants to pony up some dough as well
 

Lolita

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Avarice,

I don't get it, you purposely let clients put their potentially "dirty" semen in your mouth how is that any different from a vagina?
 

Lolita

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Ava,

Oops, I forgot you couldn't get herpes, even the genital strain in your mouth, from a little skin to skin contact.
I tought all sorts can come from no lid action, not just semen, pre-cum even wiped off, but from skin to skin contact.

Prove me wrong.
 

bruizewayne

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"We'll see how happy you are when and if you ever have anything legitimate to post and everyone ignores you."

Is this PERBatory?
 

chuck1561

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oh maaaaaaaan

bruize..."perbatory" that's baaaaaad :p
 

Lolita

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As for Happyguy, Dude I know you're reading this

he clearly wanted approval for what, I believe he already did many times over, and he just back-pedalled after the response he got. Wouldn't y'all change the story after receiving such negative feedback just to get in the cyber good books amongst the citizens of Perbatia? Fuck Ya.

What a weirdo!!!
 
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