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Banned from Starbucks

ElsiDawson

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According to Werner, a teen barista flirted with him by telling him he was funny, so he decided to write her a note asking her out. When he returned to Starbucks the next day he was informed by a police officer that he is no longer welcome there.

Werner claims that this ban is a clear case of age discrimination because he technically isn't breaking any laws. Starbucks doesn't hire employees under the age of 16, and 16 is the legal age of consent in Washington. Werner seems to be under the impression that if he isn't breaking any laws, he isn't being creepy. This is up for debate, I suppose.


A case of age discrimination against a 37yo. Brilliant.
Poor fucker just made himself unemployable.

Also, who wants to sleep with a 16yo?! Kids are terrible in bed and they never pick up the tab.
 

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A case of age discrimination against a 37yo. Brilliant.
Poor fucker just made himself unemployable.

Also, who wants to sleep with a 16yo?! Kids are terrible in bed and they never pick up the tab.
Likely he isn't employed now and living in his parents home. Just creepy bordering on sick.
 

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A case of age discrimination against a 37yo. Brilliant.
Poor fucker just made himself unemployable.

Also, who wants to sleep with a 16yo?! Kids are terrible in bed and they never pick up the tab.
Yeah but how large of a bill could two people rack up at Red Robin, if you consider only one of them can drink alcohol.
 

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Yeah but how large of a bill could two people rack up at Red Robin, if you consider only one of them can drink alcohol.
I had to Google Red Robin. They also have a loyalty program.
 

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I had to Google Red Robin. They also have a loyalty program.
....and bottomless fries, served by some of the hottest college girls in Kamloops.
Unfortunately the collage girls aren't bottomless, but hey it's a family place.
 

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Yeah but how large of a bill could two people rack up at Red Robin, if you consider only one of them can drink alcohol.
I feel like there was a slight against Red Robin in there somewhere but I can't quite put my finger on it. :confused:
 

ElsiDawson

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Why do I get the feeling you could keep up to me in shots.....and get thrown outta Red Robin before I do?
Fun story--I'll occasionally post on CL when I have a big mountain of cans for someone to come get 'em if they want them. I give them garbage bags and gloves if they're gross. The last time someone came by, we filled eight garbage bags of cans and I sent him on his way. Before he left, he said, "thanks, I'm impressed that you kept them this long."

It had been a month since the last time I had someone clear them out.

Yes, I could probably drink you under the table.
 

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Fun story--I'll occasionally post on CL when I have a big mountain of cans for someone to come get 'em if they want them. I give them garbage bags and gloves if they're gross. The last time someone came by, we filled eight garbage bags of cans and I sent him on his way. Before he left, he said, "thanks, I'm impressed that you kept them this long."

It had been a month since the last time I had someone clear them out.

Yes, I could probably drink you under the table.
Was that a challenge?
I once outshot 2 Russian Commandos in a bar in Spain.....
 

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Red Robin isn't worth visiting since they got rid of their chilli burger several years back
 

clu

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Red Robin isn't worth visiting since they got rid of their chilli burger several years back
I've got quite the list of things that used to be on their menu that I miss, but they've got a bunch of new stuff recently too. You might find a new favourite. :)
 

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I've got quite the list of things that used to be on their menu that I miss, but they've got a bunch of new stuff recently too. You might find a new favourite. :)
Their Tavern burgers start at 8.99 and with the crispy onions are to die for......alright, I like Red Robins FFS.
 

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it says she flirted with him, maybe it was asking her for coffee and nothing else or wanted to give his fortune away to her :p Her loss lol
 

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Their Tavern burgers start at 8.99 and with the crispy onions are to die for......alright, I like Red Robins FFS.
15 posts in this thread....5 are yours....looks like the calves are taking a beating from Elsi.....:D:D:D:D:D:D




 
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sybian

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15 posts in this thread....5 are yours....looks like the calves are taking a beating from Elsi.....:D:D:D:D:D:D




Nah, it was a slow day....today not so much.
Had a drastic temperature drop last night to -29.... The stress causes the cows to start labour.....or at least that's the theory of mountain people around here.
I mean they couldn't possibly have their calves at -5 that would just make to much sense.
Besides I have wi-fi in my barn now.....but thanks for your concern, I know your an animal lover.
 

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...Had a drastic temperature drop last night to -29.... The stress causes the cows to start labour.....or at least that's the theory of mountain people around here.
Low pressure system around here.
 
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