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Hey so i dunno wtf happened but i ended up in thailand. Anyone know any good places in Bangkok and Chiang mai and phuket for escorts/massage parlours?
 
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hedgeman

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Sounds like The Hangover pt 2 lol
Hey so i dunno wtf happened but i ended up in thailand. Anyone know any good places in Bangkok and Chiang mai and phuket for escorts/massage parlours?
 

diamondd5243

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Lol if you are looking for escorts in Patong Phuket just walked down the main strip and sit at any bar, it will take about 3 min for you to meet an escort. If you are still not getting any action head to the bathroom at the back of the bar and you'll be lucky if you're not tackled by three or four girls.
This. Also check out Pattaya beach at night. Patpong is pretty good too. Just make sure you don't end up with a 'he'.
 

hornygandalf

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It has been a few years since I have visited Thailand, but it should be easy to find ladies in any one of these places. Just look in the tourist guides or ask at the front desk of your hotel. Plenty of talent available... or used to be when I was visiting.

Don't need to use an escort agency. Bar girls are cheaper and plentiful. And you may well find possibilities on Craigslist or Adult Friend Finder as well.
 

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found a whole bunch of places in bangkok but now I'm in phuket and I'm having a bit more difficulties here than in bangkok lol. trying to find more escort services instead of picking them up in bars. or more places like christin massage
 

hornygandalf

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found a whole bunch of places in bangkok but now I'm in phuket and I'm having a bit more difficulties here than in bangkok lol. trying to find more escort services instead of picking them up in bars. or more places like christin massage
Bars again... from what I remember... down by the beach. Ask at your hotel...
But what has got me puzzled is the last part. I read it as "christian massage" and wondered why the heck you thought that would be a good place to pick up a lady... ;)
 

grusse

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in Phuket there is a big massage place called Christian's, not a church service for sure, tho' some guys would describe it as heavenly,lol.
 

HankQuinlan

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I always find the warnings that there are ladyboys everywhere in Thailand kind of amusing. I have never had difficulty discerning them. It they are taller, practiced with walking gracefully in high heels, immaculate makeup and dress, and prettier than the others, they are ladyboys.
 

diamondd5243

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Check for Adam's Apple on the throat. Women don't have them.

Might save you a surprise.....
No there is now surgery to shave down an Adam's apple. Thai ladyboys nowadays are so good that you won't be able to tell. My rule is to just not get involved with anyone in Thailand :p
 

grusse

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No there is now surgery to shave down an Adam's apple. Thai ladyboys nowadays are so good that you won't be able to tell. My rule is to just not get involved with anyone in Thailand :p
follow Hank Quinlan's guideline.easy enough to avoid the katoeys.plenty of quality 100%female trim available.
 
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