Hahahahahaha wow I bursted out laughing. That’s funnyWalked in and got put with Tiffany.
She’s Chinese, late 30s early 40s. Face isn’t horrible but make up does wonders. Probably around 135-140lbs not skinny but not fat, definitely a bit of a waistline given her age. Around 5’5’? Anyway she wasn’t terrible looking but not overly exciting.
I was bored and needed a tug so I said fuggit. Paid the 90 for 30 mins Went in there and she gave a solid 3/10 massage. Clearly not experienced. On the flip, she starts trying to upsell but I wasn’t interested and I could see that annoyed her. She started going at it and it was fine overall but I could see that my stamina was kind of annoying her. She’s clearly watching the clock and not interested after I didn’t bite on the extras. I could see her checking her phone. Seeing all this I made a point to hold back until the end. ends up trying to say we’re done 8 mins early, I disagree which is always a fun experience. She says they have cameras that track when you come in and I was like whatever. says I have to pay another $20 for another 15 mins for me to bust. I’m annoyed but blue balled so I just do it but at this point I’m still holding out until the end. I can see she’s getting annoyed as she’s the type to typically jackhammer in hopes you’ll finish in 3 minutes. I’ve got 5 minutes left and she says she can’t do it anymore, but eventually gets back at it. I end up holding back so much it shoots about a meter right onto her face. She wasnt thrilled about it but it was an accident and honestly with the service, time watching and upcharging, maybe deserved. Got scammed but whatever.
anyway long story short - not returning and would not recommend. Looks are 4-5/10, service 2/10, attitude 0.5/10, ability to take facial 6/10
Oooh you nasty! lol. Thanks for taking the bullet so I don't have to.Walked in and got put with Tiffany.
She’s Chinese, late 30s early 40s. Face isn’t horrible but make up does wonders. Probably around 135-140lbs not skinny but not fat, definitely a bit of a waistline given her age. Around 5’5’? Anyway she wasn’t terrible looking but not overly exciting.
I was bored and needed a tug so I said fuggit. Paid the 90 for 30 mins Went in there and she gave a solid 3/10 massage. Clearly not experienced. On the flip, she starts trying to upsell but I wasn’t interested and I could see that annoyed her. She started going at it and it was fine overall but I could see that my stamina was kind of annoying her. She’s clearly watching the clock and not interested after I didn’t bite on the extras. I could see her checking her phone. Seeing all this I made a point to hold back until the end. ends up trying to say we’re done 8 mins early, I disagree which is always a fun experience. She says they have cameras that track when you come in and I was like whatever. says I have to pay another $20 for another 15 mins for me to bust. I’m annoyed but blue balled so I just do it but at this point I’m still holding out until the end. I can see she’s getting annoyed as she’s the type to typically jackhammer in hopes you’ll finish in 3 minutes. I’ve got 5 minutes left and she says she can’t do it anymore, but eventually gets back at it. I end up holding back so much it shoots about a meter right onto her face. She wasnt thrilled about it but it was an accident and honestly with the service, time watching and upcharging, maybe deserved. Got scammed but whatever.
anyway long story short - not returning and would not recommend. Looks are 4-5/10, service 2/10, attitude 0.5/10, ability to take facial 6/10
Last week I told the Bamboo/sunshine owner Selene I was looking for very open minded gfe dfk bls etc. She set me up with Tiffany.Walked in and got put with Tiffany.
She’s Chinese, late 30s early 40s. Face isn’t horrible but make up does wonders. Probably around 135-140lbs not skinny but not fat, definitely a bit of a waistline given her age. Around 5’5’? Anyway she wasn’t terrible looking but not overly exciting.
I was bored and needed a tug so I said fuggit. Paid the 90 for 30 mins Went in there and she gave a solid 3/10 massage. Clearly not experienced. On the flip, she starts trying to upsell but I wasn’t interested and I could see that annoyed her. She started going at it and it was fine overall but I could see that my stamina was kind of annoying her. She’s clearly watching the clock and not interested after I didn’t bite on the extras. I could see her checking her phone. Seeing all this I made a point to hold back until the end. ends up trying to say we’re done 8 mins early, I disagree which is always a fun experience. She says they have cameras that track when you come in and I was like whatever. says I have to pay another $20 for another 15 mins for me to bust. I’m annoyed but blue balled so I just do it but at this point I’m still holding out until the end. I can see she’s getting annoyed as she’s the type to typically jackhammer in hopes you’ll finish in 3 minutes. I’ve got 5 minutes left and she says she can’t do it anymore, but eventually gets back at it. I end up holding back so much it shoots about a meter right onto her face. She wasnt thrilled about it but it was an accident and honestly with the service, time watching and upcharging, maybe deserved. Got scammed but whatever.
anyway long story short - not returning and would not recommend. Looks are 4-5/10, service 2/10, attitude 0.5/10, ability to take facial 6/10





