Bait and Switch

[Bull69]

So deciding to treat myself I called hoping to book sometime with this SP on Craigslist:

http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca/ers/793835073.html

Everything seemed on the up and up, the ad said the picture was taken "today", the girl answering the phone who also runs an ad as Heaven Leah ( one of many alias's) also back up this girls beauty/age/etc.

The girl who answered the door was older, harder looking, much more out of shape, tatooed,and maybe of a completely different nationality. Very poor!

I promptly turned around and left. Just a warning to the guys who may be calling these ladies, it may be worth lowering your expectations if you have any.

 

[poweroftouch]

fake photos

that photo comes up when you do a google image search using the search word massage -- not very creative, nor original. its okay to use images from the net to suggest what you do, but not what you look like. thanks for posting!

 

[mrbigvicman]

the girl told me it was computer mistake so i booked

Heaven leay answered the phone and told me when i asked about booking with her and her friend ,she said it was dou special day? with her friend that she had screwed up with the pic on the internet,so I took one for the team and booked ,the girl i met was in her late twentys short dark hair "like legendary Audrey,,a shapely build and knew nothing about computers but had tryed to post an internet ad and screwed up,I said all was fine so we proceeded to the nice clean well lit room. From there I was treated to a nice sensual strip tease lap dance,firm but nice boobs d cuppish she had on a nice little cleavage top outfit heels, she began to then growl and laugh as she pushed me on the bed,she began to rub oil on her breasts then straddled my body and began to rub her slick curves on my parts and all that jazz,she then said that Heavenleah would be in shortly ,all I can say is I got a great massage from a hot older woman maybe early thirtys long dark curlsvery pretty spanish looking face,firm breatsand but,at the oldest,the other ,very pretty girl ,clean place and a nice scrub down in the shower after with Heaven leah ,clean towels,,i got the impression that tips could take me to Heaven. Anyway I would repeat at 130 forthehalf hr two pretty woman stroked and massaged me to heaven.

 

[youngninnocent]

Heaven leay answered the phone and told me when i asked about booking with her and her friend ,she said it was dou special day? with her friend that she had screwed up with the pic on the internet,so I took one for the team and booked ,the girl i met was in her late twentys short dark hair "like legendary Audrey,,a shapely build and knew nothing about computers but had tryed to post an internet ad and screwed up,I said all was fine so we proceeded to the nice clean well lit room. From there I was treated to a nice sensual strip tease lap dance,firm but nice boobs d cuppish she had on a nice little cleavage top outfit heels, she began to then growl and laugh as she pushed me on the bed,she began to rub oil on her breasts then straddled my body and began to rub her slick curves on my parts and all that jazz,she then said that Heavenleah would be in shortly ,all I can say is I got a great massage from a hot older woman maybe early thirtys long dark curlsvery pretty spanish looking face,firm breatsand but,at the oldest,the other ,very pretty girl ,clean place and a nice scrub down in the shower after with Heaven leah ,clean towels,,i got the impression that tips could take me to Heaven. Anyway I would repeat at 130 forthehalf hr two pretty woman stroked and massaged me to heaven.

lol shill. Pretty obvious one at that. Soooooo ummmm yeah, nice try Heavenleah

 

[mrbigvicman]

maybe some of these kind women

who share their bodies with us ugly out of shape men are maybe lowering themselves, because I dont know what u look like but I will admit I am young but I aint know prince charming with a p.h.d. I for one have always had trouble attracting woman so now I have discovered a new way pooning,thanks for your opinion but you sound just a bit cynical and bitter ,and perphaps did the ladies a favour.

 

[mick_eight]

who share their bodies with us ugly out of shape men are maybe lowering themselves, because I dont know what u look like but I will admit I am young but I aint know prince charming with a p.h.d. I for one have always had trouble attracting woman so now I have discovered a new way pooning,thanks for your opinion but you sound just a bit cynical and bitter ,and perphaps did the ladies a favour.

FO with your BS ,shillllllllllllll

 

[Bull69]

Inner beauty

I agree with Jaime that we all have inner beauty. But when I'm paying with both my time and money I want what I want and how I want it. At minimum it should be the same girl that was in the picture accompanying the ad. Not a phony image stolen fom the net, that was claimed to be this person by the girl who answered the phone. Very very lame.

And yes shills suck and are so very obvious.

 

[mrbigvicman]

not sure about your lingo ? shills? is what ? clarify ?

however I can say is that it is an interesting subculture that you all who frequent here have created. I know first hand as I am not only what u refer to as a "pooner" another interesting term. But I have had the pleasure of being a male to male s trade worker and therefor befriending many s trade workers as well as paying them for their time. And fool yourselves all you want fellow gents I have been behind the scenes and like I said its very kind of the women and men to share them selves with us in exchange for monetary gain. It is after all the oldest profession in history. That pays well and does not require an education. In third world countries often women& men & children are involved gents precisely because they have no other economic options available too them. to support themselves and their families except themselves. It is the ying & yang of the world. This for that.
remember play safe

 

[HankQuinlan]

wtf?

Your rambling seems to be about the kindness of providers. Agreed.

Then why did you make that defamatory post about Lucy? and then admit you had never seen her when you were called out? If you are going to make false posts, read a few believable ones and see how they are written -- and increase your literary skills. Get help from a cohort. Something.

If by chance, you are a friend of these women and trying to help their business without their knowledge -- it's not working. If you are one of them, stop it -- same reason. Get a new identity, re-register, and try again with your new skills.

 

[sunnysideup]

Memo to Hank

wtf?

Your rambling seems to be about the kindness of providers. Agreed.

Then why did you make that defamatory post about Lucy? and then admit you had never seen her when you were called out? If you are going to make false posts, read a few believable ones and see how they are written -- and increase your literary skills. Get help from a cohort. Something.

If by chance, you are a friend of these women and trying to help their business without their knowledge -- it's not working. If you are one of them, stop it -- same reason. Get a new identity, re-register, and try again with your new skills.

Don't know why I'm compelled to say this now (I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the 4 beer and the glass of wine I've consumed tonight) but here it comes - You've got my respect. You're always helpful and never vindictive. You go out of your way to find the best in people. In this case your could have trashed this person but you didn't. You painted a roadmap to his salvation. Good on you.

 

[sidewinder]

Hank's one of the good guys

...and I don't say that just because he's also a Lucy fan!
He's been around. He's fair. You can trust his calls.

 

[mrbigvicman]

god bless the women who make a career outa

opening themselves up to man after man day after day because they just love stranger after stranger shooting loads of their ejaculate in their faces while they smile and genuinely love it.The interpersonal rewards for these women must be great beyond words,,I am sure they love it sooo much that they want their children to grow up and pursue the same career. And what man who frequents these services would not be happy and proud to have his own daughter or wife pursue a career in this business.

 

[rarefind8]

Ya I'm down with the respect you have for Sp's thats awesome thank you.

BTW, Which god? I'm kinda picky about who blesses me.

Secondly, Heaven forbid some a-hole comes along, outta the blue and calls one of those hard workin ladies old looking hey lol

Sorry to pick on you, I do believe you an Lucy have kissed and made up,
I just couldn't resist

Jeeze Jaimie I don't think anyone could have responded to this any better. And, if I may add, with the poll that is going on right now, you should come out number ONE. And, as an afterthought, your CBJ's are most likely the best in this city, as I for one never realized, for a minute, that I had a hat on. LOL

 

[HankQuinlan]

In this case you could have trashed this person but you didn't. You painted a roadmap to his salvation. Good on you.

...um, er, actually I was teaching him how to lie more effectively. Not really a road to salvation.

Anyway, he has already admitted to being a lying troll on the other thread.