Two guys in a bar:
#1, Where are you from?
#2, Thompson.
#1, Only hookers and hockey players come from Thompson.
#2, Hey! My mother is from Thompson.
#1, What position did she play?
There was one who advertised on the Gator as being in Thompson but I haven't seen her ad in a while. I'm willing to bet there's a few locals who do it but you have to be local to know who they are.