Audrey @ Wild Orchid

[RoadKill]

So I took the plunge and set up a half hour topless with Audrey. She is one totaly hot lady. What a body and oh so pretty. So its time for the rub. I am laying on the bed and she jumps right on top, yahoo im thinking. Well I proceeded to get a back rub not really a massage at all. This went on for a while and now its time to roll over. Ahh those beautiful breasts just waiting for me. Or so I thought. As soon as I touched her I found out that there is no touching. Whats up with that????? Then it was off to the races with a jack hammer hand job that had no imagination or style. Kinda reminded me of a place on Prior St, I tried once a few years ago and never went back.

I know its flu season but get these girls a flu shot or get them off the blow. Listening to someone sniff every 10 seconds is kinda sad.

Well I TOFTT and it wasnt good.

Oh Lucy how could I stray away from you, I should know better.

 

[jack1791]

Oh no, After seeing her pictures, I really wanted to make an appointment with her, but if she has a no touch rule, forget it. thanks Roadkill for taking one for the team

 

[maude]

Is anyone really surprised . . .

So its time for the rub. I am laying on the bed and she jumps right on top, yahoo im thinking. Well I proceeded to get a back rub not really a massage at all. This went on for a while and now its time to roll over. Ahh those beautiful breasts just waiting for me. Or so I thought. As soon as I touched her I found out that there is no touching. Whats up with that????? Then it was off to the races with a jack hammer hand job that had no imagination or style. Kinda reminded me of a place on Prior St, I tried once a few years ago and never went back.

I know its flu season but get these girls a flu shot or get them off the blow. Listening to someone sniff every 10 seconds is kinda sad.


Oh Lucy how could I stray away from you, I should know better.

Yes, indeed, Lucy has the best reputation for quality massage in town ... but tks for toftt and saving many lots of grief and disappointment with Audrey

 

[fisherman]

thanks for the report
suppose want to see this pretty girl
but now i won't waste my money to her
and if she not allow touching
she shouldn't be a sp

 

[gentlejohnny]

Come on guys, be nice. Audrey is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever see in Victoria. She is still new to the business and I am sure it will take her some time to test and establish her limits. She is not the kind of girl you want to do a XXX throw down with. There are many other outstanding SP for that. Let's be nice to her, keep her milage low so we all can enjoy her company longer.

 

[crustyclown]

oh i think this review will "keep her mileage low".

 

[Mr. Monday]

Had a similar experience with Vanessa. Nice in her school girl outfit but a back rub not a massage and a rather taciturn attitude. The finish was quite OK I have to admit. The girls expect tips for touching or kissing (10 or 20) and other "extras" such as bj (50). I would have preferred to know that up front. The owner is quite a babe btw.

 

[RoadKill]

A little follow up here. Yes Audrey is totally hot. You dont come across bodies like that very often. Did I mention cute. Well hopefully with time she will figure it out.

Also I got a private message from her boss hoping to straighten things out. That was unexpected and appreciated.

Thanks

 

[maxx50]

Audrey is sill hot even if the service is not
So stop your complaining and what ever else you are saying
And spend the bucks to get the full f***
and if you get a half ass massage you still will be gaining.

You only go around once in life ( at least thats all I remember) and you may only find some one like Audrey once . good or bad ..so it is only a one time thing. I will go for it.. I mieght will the lottery tomarrow....

 

[steverino]

I don't think the agency has done a very good job communicating what you will get for your massage investment. The full service rate at Wyld Orchid is more expensive ($180 versus $160 at VE) than VE because of the improved atmosphere. Yet the hourly massage rate is less expensive ($115 compared to $130 at VE). What appears to be the case is that the massage at Wyld Orchid is very basic and everything else is a la carte. At VE the massage included more mutual touching and body to body contact. When Deja (the gold standard in erotic massage) was there she offered lots of sensual contact (short of full service and oral on customer) for the base massage price. Deja is also a professional masseuse. The information on Wyld Orchid says the ladies are trained in various forms of massage. I simply don't believe that.

If you want the combination of excellent massage and lots of body to body sensual contact, Deja at IB is, as I said, the Gold Standard.

 

[Luscious]

Wyld Orchid and Victoria's Eden

Defining the 2 places:

WYLD ORCHID ADULT SPA - Erotic Massage & More is a massage agency with similar services as a place like E&R. You pay for basic massage plus and are free to negotiate for extras up to the limits of the individual girls behind closed doors.

VICTORIA'S EDEN - Exquisite Escort Services is a full service agency with similar services as a place like SU. You pay for full service and get that and all it entails up to the limits of the individual girls.

You will find the prices and services at both places are in line with their local counterparts. No gimmicks, no scams but I'm sure WO will experience some growing pains over the next while. They are brand new. At both places you will find a great variety of ladies; some hotter than others and all with a different degree of open mindedness. Ask questions, please let us know if you are satisfied/unsatisfied, keep the suggestions coming and of course HAPPY POONING!!!!

 

[Sir Woodster]

As I recall the Days of the Penthouse - the Audrey who was there is now tamara at SU....

 

[Poontang Man]

On a related topic, I believe that certain Victoria agencies have been trying to edge up the prices for services in your town for years. It was tried with Penthouse and other agencies. They all failed and prices reverted back to the normal "Victoria" rate.

Well said Budar,nobody could have put it in a better way & I agree with you %1000. I personally couldn't give a flying rat's @~s if WO is(supposedly) cleaner & more discreet than other agencies specially when you are getting ripped off.... I'll be sticking to the agencies that I'm already familiar with (who incidentally have better rates & do have a track record of providing a better service).

 

[BillyC]

< I personally couldn't give a flying rat's @~s if WO is(supposedly) cleaner & more discreet than other agencies>

I do.

BC

 

[yogi]

This proves once again to me why I'm seldom impressed by a photo of a hot "10", especially an unreviewed one. All too often they believe their looks are more than enough, & we're lucky just to be in the same room with them. I'd rather have a 6 with great attitude, personality, & service.

Let's face it: pretty people, in or out of bed, get their way, are catered to, & have it easier than the rest of us. So why would they bother to please anyone?

The best lays of my life, paid or "free" (they all had SOME cost, LOL), have been with plain women who'd rarely turn heads.

I don't like negotiating $ when/where I'm in a state of, er, disadvantage. This usually puts me off MPs unless there's someone I want who's been reviewed.

I still have yet to see a review of Elise/Anastacia of VE/WO.

And no, BillyC Dude, I'm not lucky at all to pay for "service" & get nothing but cold detached attitude. Eye candy ain't enough for me. If I want that I'll go to a strip bar. This is nothing personal on Audrey, as all I know of her is hearsay.

 

[BillyC]

Lucky

"All too often they believe their looks are more than enough, & we're lucky just to be in the same room with them."

Not to disagree with the overall point... but dude... YOU ARE! LOL

BC