Atlantis shut down...

[oh3421]

http://www.vancouversun.com/Richmond+shuts+down+massage+parlour+after+masseuse+found+naked/2783678/story.html

I just couldn't help laughing: Police "found what they described as a naked East Indian man in a room with an equally naked Asian female" WOOOOOH - what a shocker hahaha. And I always thought they go there for a massage...silly me.

They also "discovered an empty Lifestyles condom wrapper"...this must have been an extensive Crime Scene Investigation. They also found (1) one fully erected penis (2) one condom covered with a scientifically undetermined slimy substance (3) suspect's face covered with smelly pussy fluid (4) stretchmarks at her anal opening...unfortunately the circumstantial evidence is rather overwhelming -this guy needs a good lawyer.

Seriously I hope this guy and his SP are doing all right, must have been quite an unpleasant surprise

 

[CLIT COMMANDER]

That would be embarassing! Thanks to all the Indy ladies out there!! Without you all of us may end up in this situation.

 

[uncleg]

I can just see the wives and the mothers in the Indo-Canadian community going into CSI mode. Pity the poor bastard if his mother/wife finds out who he is.

 

[HankQuinlan]

I guess the owners missed the monthly bribe to the correct authority. What a typical friggin' hypocritical mess; civic leaders have to surprised at the "unlicensed" activities; cops have to be shocked at what they find on a mickey-mouse "raid."

 

[jim]

$140 for what halsey-brandt described as "services that are not covered under any licence category."

lmao.......

 

[Man Mountain]

That's a refrain city council has heard sung over and over in recent years from massage parlour and karaoke bar owners, who often plead ignorance for repeated breaches of local bylaws.

Does anyone know what's supposedly going on in karaoke bars besides the obvious that could be considered a "breach of local bylaws?"

 

[HubbaHubba]

Does anyone know what's supposedly going on in karaoke bars besides the obvious that could be considered a "breach of local bylaws?"

Smoking, drinking if no liquor license or after hours drinking.

 

[uncleg]

Deep throating the mircophone could be an issue with by-law (lol). Excuse me for my dirty behaviour but I am having sooooo much fun!

I love hammin it up with you guys!

I guess that leaves the Jewish guys out.