So I had an itch that needed scratching. I was looking through BP and made some calls. No one was answering and I was running short on time. I know that 99% of Asian ads are fake and I was sure that the one on Cypress Street was too but I thought I would give it a shot anyway. I make the call and set up an appointment for half an hour. I get buzzed in and I knock on the door. The woman opens the door while hiding behind it - which is quite common. I am still waiting for the surprise to see how good or how bad she is. She closes the door and I see her for the first time. Ughh. She's a 45 year old Asian woman that put zero effort into her appearance. In my mind I went, "Nope. Definitely not getting FS. I could settle for a BJ but that's it."
Even though I am disappointed I was still prepared for it. I ask if I can take a quick shower first. She says sure and points me to the bathroom. Then she says "You pay first." Warning bells go off. If I pay first she could take off while I'm in the shower or cook up some scam. I say, "I would rather pay when we go in the bedroom." She say, "No. My boss will be back any second. You pay now." I'm like, "Your boss will be back any second. Right while we're in the middle of getting to business?" She says, "Yes. You pay now or you go."
Hey, no problem. She was rather nasty to begin with. I tell her, "Fine. I just wanted to make sure I was clean for you. But if you want to be a bitch about it, I'll go." I put on my shoes and left.
Even though I am disappointed I was still prepared for it. I ask if I can take a quick shower first. She says sure and points me to the bathroom. Then she says "You pay first." Warning bells go off. If I pay first she could take off while I'm in the shower or cook up some scam. I say, "I would rather pay when we go in the bedroom." She say, "No. My boss will be back any second. You pay now." I'm like, "Your boss will be back any second. Right while we're in the middle of getting to business?" She says, "Yes. You pay now or you go."
Hey, no problem. She was rather nasty to begin with. I tell her, "Fine. I just wanted to make sure I was clean for you. But if you want to be a bitch about it, I'll go." I put on my shoes and left.
