Asian massage parlour free birthday massage?

[MrThunder]

Hey there, I have been looking around for Asian massage parlors, and I often see that they say they have free birthday massage. I was wondering if anyone has experienced that and what exactly it includes and what exactly is free and what is not.

I'm also just trying to find a simple massage with possibly HJ happy ending to finish.

Any information is helpful, thank you

 

[Billiam]

Welcome aboard!
Firstly, I would suggest that the few who offer something for free will be heavy on the upsell - nothing is 'free'! Of course, YMMV if you are a long-time customer.
Secondly, the Massage Review section is what you're looking for - hundreds of reviews from personal experiences of the members here already posted and up-to-date.
Thirdly, for a well-reviewed massage w/HE experience here in Richmond, I would personally recommend any of the girls @ Smart Spa. Again, check the reviews already posted.
Enjoy your pooning experience, and be sure to share your reviews after the fact!

 

[Oldfart]

Hey there, I have been looking around for Asian massage parlors, and I often see that they say they have free birthday massage. I was wondering if anyone has experienced that and what exactly it includes and what exactly is free and what is not.

I'm also just trying to find a simple massage with possibly HJ happy ending to finish.

Any information is helpful, thank you

Are you looking for a massage in any particular region from Richmond to Abbotsford?

 

[bc.]

Not going to lie, thought he was asking for freebies prior to booking when reading title lol

 

[MrThunder]

Are you looking for a massage in any particular region from Richmond to Abbotsford?

Mainly looking for Burnaby and Vancouver

 

[MrThunder]

Not going to lie, thought he was asking for freebies prior to booking when reading title lol

Oh no, I just saw a couple places that advertise free birthday massage and I actually called them about it but it isn't very clear and I couldn't really understand what they were saying. So I was curious if anyone else has any information on that

 

[southcentralperb]

I have seen this advertised before once or twice (definitely not often) and i imagine they will just give you the room for free, but services for the girl are not discounted. That is if theyre actually willing to give you any kind of discount at all. Could all just be a lie to get you in the door

 

[Asian Fever]

LMAO.

No

 

[Oldfart]

I've seen the ads, but have never tried to get a free birthday massage, nor have I read any reviews of same.
My speculation is that you might get the half hour room fee deducted, but would have to tip generously to get anything more than an oily back.

 

[MrThunder]

LMAO.

No

Wow very constructive, and very helpful 😒

 

[MixedDude]

I'd be skeptical if it is being advertised. As someone who has benefitted from unexpected birthday generosity over the years, I can tell you that it takes a very long and dedicated time to build up the type of relationship with a provider/shop/agency in order for them to justify taking less to give you a service that they could easily give to someone else for full price.

 

[Asian Fever]

Wow very constructive, and very helpful 😒

The topic is rediculous at best.
I honestly can't believe you guys are taking this seriously.

Nobody is going to give you free service for a special occasion.

Maybe give Tinder a try?

 

[MrThunder]

The topic is rediculous at best.
I honestly can't believe you guys are taking this seriously.

Nobody is going to give you free service for a special occasion.

Maybe give Tinder a try?

Wow, I can't believe you want to be so passive aggressive about this.
No where did I say I expect or demand free massage.
If you actually took the time to read what I posted then maybe you'd understand what I'm asking.

And how is me inquiring about something these shops have posted up ridiculous?
It's ridiculous to see if anyone else has info or experience to see what it's about?

 

[Asian Fever]

Wow, I can't believe you want to be so passive aggressive about this.
No where did I say I expect or demand free massage.
If you actually took the time to read what I posted then maybe you'd understand what I'm asking.

And how is me inquiring about something these shops have posted up ridiculous?
It's ridiculous to see if anyone else has info or experience to see what it's about?

I wasn't aware of anyone advertising any such thing. Maybe call the shop and ask if they have such an advertisement... but I have never heard of such an offer. I suspect that just like ads with fake photos, they just want to get you in the door and hope you won't refuse what is on offer at a regular price.

People ask us every day:

It's my birthday can I get a discount?
I'm a new customer, can I get a discount?
I'm a good regular customer, can I get a discount?
If I book a certain number of sessions can I get a discount?
My dog ate my homework, can I get a discount?

I don't know of anyone in this business who does the above, but hey I guess you never know. Asking someone for a lower price is pretty insulting.

 

[ModSquad]

Sorry, Survey says No free HJ

Guys have you considered the Ad is a B&S? Just like very pretty models turning out to be Aunties. They are just trying to get you in the door with “a freebie”.
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