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TheNewGuy

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I haven't written a review in a very long time, so if I do not follow your rules, please bear with me.

I saw Ariel about a year ago. The pictures on her website, http://www.members.shaw.ca/ariel101010/ are accurate. She's early thirties, petite and healthy body, very pretty face, and has a fake rack. This girl is beautiful!

L 8.0

As soon as she openned the door, her tongue was down my throat. Everything I tried (or she tried) was a go, including dkf, cbj, msog, digits and everything was safe. This was pure fucking. So, if any of you are looking for the tender hearted, she may not be the one. But if you want to fuck, call Ariel. Performance wise, I rate her very highly.

S 9.5

I'm not going to rate her attitude. Besides that we never really talked much (more on that later), the fact alone that she's good to go is a 10 in my books.

As per her reputation, Ariel is quite hard to book an appointment with. It took some time for her to reply to my email. When I arrived for my appointment, I rang the buzzer to her apartment and received no reply. I finally got her on the phone, forty-five minutes later. I casually bring up the fact that she's a little late. It didn't seem to register with her. Whatever, it wasn't a big deal to me.

She buzzes me up, and like I said earlier, the moment the door openned her tongue was down my throat. I finally get through the door and she excuses herself for a moment. Two or three minutes later, she comes out of one room and pulls me into another. I've already listed what went on, so I'm not going to drag this story on by repeating it. This was a pure fuckfest.

I tried talking with her inbetween rounds, but my efforts were fruitless. She was pretty baked. She'd ask me a question, then two minutes later she'd ask me the same question. I played this game for awhile, answering the same questions over and over again. But then I got tired of doing that, so I fucked her again.

This is the best part. I still smile when I think of this. When I hear Ariel's name, this is what I am always reminded of. I hadn't paid yet. Usually, the donation is collected right off the bat. That's what I'm used to. For some reason, and I'm guessing it may have something to do with the rocket she lit off before my arrival, she didn't ask for it. So I'm standing at the door and she's waiting for me to leave. I didn't want to use the term "money" directly, so in a roundabout way, I'm trying to remind her that I haven't paid yet. "Is that it? Is that all you want? Do you need anything else from me? Are you sure you don't need anything else from me?" This girl is so fucking torched I could have walked away with a free session, but I wasn't there to rip anyone off. So, finally, I ask her, "do you want any money?" She's like, "oh, yeah! I would have remember eventually." Yeah, eventually as I was in my car getting the fuck out of dodge it might have hit you!

She's completely clueless, but absolutely worth it in the sack. She's a great girl and I'd definitely recommend her.

The time was almost priceless, but instead I left her the $180.
 
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TheNewGuy

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Huh? What? I'm confused.

Ariel, you were great and I enjoyed my session with you. If anyone is reading this as a negative review, they are reading it all wrong.
 

Sunset

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Ariel, I agree

you're pretty good with our second senses. TheNewGuy, I've gotta tell ya, you've really gone to far with this one, if what Ariel thinks is correct and me thinks she's right on, the MOD's will probably respond according to Ariel's sentiments.


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TheNewGuy

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This is too much for me!

I love PERB!

I have no idea what you're talking about or who you think I am. What I have written is what took place during our appointment sometime last year in the early Summer.

What do you need for proof of who I am? We only met the one time. Does this really need to be dragged on?

Fuck, it's just a funny story. The review isn't even a negative one. You were awesome.

The Mods will tell you that I'm not who you think I am and that I'm just some Joe Schmo lurker. Then what?

Fuckin' PERB sucks me in everytime!
 

Ariel

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Thank you Sunset!!! If there was a hug emoticon here on Perb you'd get the biggest one!!! :)
 

Ariel

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Well C'mon. What do you expect? You yourself said you saw me a year ago. I was barely working then so would remember you. Regardless you are bringing this review up now because.........???
 

TheNewGuy

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Ariel said:
New Guy: So you took a year to post a review of me?
I haven`t posted a review in ages. I started doing it at the beginning of my "pooning career", but then I wisely stepped back and became a lurker.

It was this thread, https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=30574 , that reminded me of you and thought, what the hell, I`ll share my Ariel story. I certainly wasn`t expecting this kind response to it. I didn`t write it with the intent of it being a review, but the format works better.

How long will this drag on for?
 

Sunset

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I'm pissed

Ariel,

The MOD's may not be able to track him to a specific IP because he's probably using someone else's or a secondary computer. But, if you examine his style of writing it follows a similar pattern.

Hey, don't forget I'm the big fight winner. I won the contest using a set of complex logarithms to predict the winner and the round as I'm using a set of logarithm now to determine/validate Ariel’s assumption.

NewGuy, if I were you, I’d delete this review and move on. It ain’t worth it.


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TheNewGuy

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Oh my god I have no idea what you're talking about!

Do whatever you have to do to whatever agencies you're talking about.

Tell me what I can do to prove to you who I am.
 

TheNewGuy

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Sunset said:
Ariel,

The MOD's may not be able to track him to specific IP because he's probably using someone else's or a secondary computer. But, if you examine his style of writing it follows a similar pattern.

Hey, don't forget I'm the big fight winner. I won the contest using a set of complex logarithms to predict the winner and the round as I'm using a set of logarithm now to determine/validate Ariel’s assumption.

NewGuy, if I were you, I’d delete this review and move on. It ain’t worth it.


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Yeah.

I'm going to go through the effort of "using someone else's or a secondary computer" so I can post on PERB because this place really means that much to me.

Fuck off. Dork.
 

Ariel

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Maybe so. Hang on a sec and then try again. I am playing along here for some dumb reason.
 
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Sunset

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TheNewGuy said:
Yeah.

I'm going to go through the effort of "using someone else's or a secondary computer" so I can post on PERB because this place really means that much to me.

Fuck off. Dork.
Hmmm, name calling.

Am I correct that you do use another handle to post?

Why not call Ariel as she's requested?
 
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