Are pooners happier than the Average Joe?

[tantalizeme]

Me, I seem to have taken to pooning like a fish to water.

As advancing age makes it harder to seduce women I lust after—not that I was ever a great pickup artist—the option of spending half a day's pay for 45 min of steamy passion has added unexpected zest to my life (and probably years to my longevity).

Pooning helps me fight off boredom or melancholy that comes with everyday annoyances. I'm usually in a chipper mood as I remember recent encounters or contemplate tempting possibilities. I've all sorts of ambitious ideas for overseas pooning vacations.

Now that I can go to places where my talent for being horny is appreciated, I no longer walk around sexually constipated. I feel totally non-needy in the presence of uninterested hotties. I can get my shot of erotic euphoria anytime I want.

As an additional benefit, pooning has motivated me to give up alcohol altogether, as I've found booze isn't compatible with maintaining my virility.

Even the challenges of pooning—rolling with the punches of a rocky session or finding cash for planned pooning ventures—give my mind something interesting to dwell on.

I definitely feel happier and healthier now than I remember feeling before, thanks largely to pooning. Can't help wondering if others feel the same.

 

[violetblake]

I know this is for the pooners but I'd like to add in my two cents from the other side of it. I was always a very happy and fulfilled person anyway, but I would say I'm even happier since I've started in this profession. There's the obvious: I get to have sex as often as I'd like But also, I get to meet interesting people and learn new things, I have more time to do other hobbies and spend time with friends, and I really like being my own boss. I've definitely learned a lot about myself in the 8 months I've been doing this, and it's really been a fulfilling choice in my life.

 

[Dgodus]

I started the hobby because I was becomin happy and satisfied again. To say pooning didn't add to it would be a lie (people that I worked with alot started to ask what great drugs I was on, lol if they only knew).

I don't plan the trips you do, but if I notice a lady or two I want to see is somewhere, I find other reasons to go then plan myself out a nice long weekend. It's led me to meet up with a good old friend I hadn't seen in ages, got me on my snowboard again (tried to meet up with some other old friends, but that didn't work out so well, but then again one of the ladies I saw that weekend absolutely rocked my world so the hobby saved he day anyways!). So even then I was happy anyways, pooning has definitly helped out and led me to do some things I may or may not have done anyways.

Oh, haha, almost forgot. I had become a little less active over the years, and in one of my first sessions the woman was really going for it, and I realized when she asked if I wanted a break (of course I said no, but really inside the head was "wheez, yes, huff, puff") that I'd really fallen out of shape for my own standard. So went back to being active, and as everyone knows, being active and healthy is being happy!

 

[luvsdaty]

I'm happier cus it's not gonna cost me half my house & pension to screw a gorgeous 20 year old.