Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to
reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting
hurt. Instead,
they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.
Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to
reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting
hurt. Instead,
they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.
Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
