Apology to Ms Odette

[Dickson]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Ms Odette for a reference I made on a recent post. I am sorry if it might have been misunderstood by some. One of the big disadvantages if being well endowed is that it can cause some petite ladies to suffer sone discomfort. A number of years ago I saw Odette with her duo partner and well it was uncomfortable for Odette. She has been more than kind and very professional about it. She did inform me that although she could not handle my size she felt I was a nice man and could see me on more social dates but would not be able to take me due to her petite size.

Over the years other SPs have had issues with my size and are not able to accommodate me. However few have been as professional as Ms Odette.

So Ms Odette please forgive my comments if in any way they are misinterpreted. Those of you on the board should know that Ms Odette has been more than professional regarding my deformity. Although she could never be able to accommodate me she was never rude or cruel.

I hope this corrects the matter so there is no misunderstanding.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I too would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all the SP's out there, as well as all the ladies I have dated over the years for any and all discomfort I may have caused you with my enormous cock. I really wish things could have been different but unfortunately I was burdened with this freakin' anaconda between my legs and there is nothing I can do. I try every day to think of why the good Lord chose to punish me in this way. Perhaps I had done some terrible thing in a previous life?
I have tried very hard to change things. I really, really have. I have consulted with the top surgeons all over the world about a penile reduction but they have all told me that in my case the loss of such an enormous amount of my body mass would put undue stress on my body and be potentially catastrophic.
I hope, with all my heart, that you ladies out there can forgive me and we can continue to see each other socially and enjoy a purely platonic relationship since us having sex would be akin to a wild Stallion mounting a Tea Cup Poodle.
And to all you guys out there who may have over the years caught a glimpse (I mean how the hell could you not look!) of my ginormous penis be it in the showers at the YMCA when I was a lad, or now at the gym or after a hockey game, I am also sorry you had to see what you did and the effect it has likely had on your own male ego.

 

[nigelplays]

haha too funny

 

[Lo-ki]

 

[badbadboy]

Yet another tale from Berlin

Jethro you kill me. That was awesome.

 

[kenchorney]

The best. Seriously that oughtta give us a monster dick break

You would think so but I would doubt he'll stop for more than a week. It's the kind of BS that the OP keeps posting is why I almost never stopped posting here anymore.

Next from him will be how hard it is to be so stinkin' filthy rich.

Hey Dickson, no need to go running over to TERB to post the same damn thing, everyone there is sick of you too.

 

[nigelplays]

I actually admire him and like his reviews. He's my only overnight competition.

Min 16 hour appointments.

 

[ReedRothchild]

 

[escapefromstress]

Actually, I noticed his original comment, and I'm sure many others did as well.

He made a pubic faux pas, so he made a public apology.

Dickson is a really cool guy. I've met him in person.

I even saw a sweet young SP speak up in his defense on another forum recently. I quote, "I actually met Dickson and he is one of the kindest, gentlest and classiest men I've met in the industry. He doesn't exaggerate anything." Other ladies have spoken up to verify what he says before, too.

Have a great weekend Dickson! xo

 

[hornygandalf]

My impression was that something sparked this post and Dickson felt a public apology was needed to ensure that Odette's reputation was unsullied.

Maybe the wording could have been different and a little more nuanced, but I didn't read it as being motivated by the reasons some of the subsequent posters did, but something a more honourable. Focus on the overall post and the motivation behind it, not just one portion provided to contextualize why the post was even necessary.

 

[Dickson]

Actually, I noticed his original comment, and I'm sure many others did as well.

He made a pubic faux pas, so he made a public apology.

Dickson is a really cool guy. I've met him in person.

I even saw a sweet young SP speak up in his defense on another forum recently. I quote, "I actually met Dickson and he is one of the kindest, gentlest and classiest men I've met in the industry. He doesn't exaggerate anything." Other ladies have spoken up to verify what he says before, too.

Have a great weekend Dickson! xo

Well thank you my dear. However it maybe time to retire and focus in other places in the world. But we will need to do dinner again.

Appreciate your comments.

 

[ddcanz]

So why not just apologize to Odette in a PM or a text? Send her an email? Or maybe just give her a call?
Better yet, fly her back to the Fatherland and do it in person over a nice schnitzel and a bottle of Niersteiner.

 

[badbadboy]

So why not just apologize to Odette in a PM or a text? Send her an email? Or maybe just give her a call?
Better yet, fly her back to the Fatherland and do it in person over a nice schnitzel and a bottle of Niersteiner.

Yay! A vote for that one :nod:

 

[sybian]

It was a comment made in here for everyone to see, so he felt that a public apology was needed.
He may have gone a little overboard with the horse dick thing,...but whatever.
I also read the comment on the other board that Escapefromstress quoted...It was unsolicited ,and genuine, and I had a whole new respect for the man.

 

[badbadboy]

It was a comment made in here for everyone to see, so he felt that a public apology was needed.
He may have gone a little overboard with the horse dick thing,...but whatever.
I also read the comment on the other board that Escapefromstress quoted...It was unsolicited ,and genuine, and I had a whole new respect for the man.

So going to multiple boards to say what should have been said privately?

Whoa. Fucked up.

 

[sybian]

No you got it wrong BBB....The quote was from another SP that had met him.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Ms Odette for a reference I made on a recent post. I am sorry if it might have been misunderstood by some. One of the big disadvantages if being well endowed is that it can cause some petite ladies to suffer sone discomfort. A number of years ago I saw Odette with her duo partner and well it was uncomfortable for Odette. She has been more than kind and very professional about it. She did inform me that although she could not handle my size she felt I was a nice man and could see me on more social dates but would not be able to take me due to her petite size.

Over the years other SPs have had issues with my size and are not able to accommodate me. However few have been as professional as Ms Odette.

So Ms Odette please forgive my comments if in any way they are misinterpreted. Those of you on the board should know that Ms Odette has been more than professional regarding my deformity. Although she could never be able to accommodate me she was never rude or cruel.

I hope this corrects the matter so there is no misunderstanding.

Actually, I noticed his original comment, and I'm sure many others did as well.

He made a pubic faux pas, so he made a public apology.

Dickson is a really cool guy. I've met him in person.

I even saw a sweet young SP speak up in his defense on another forum recently. I quote, "I actually met Dickson and he is one of the kindest, gentlest and classiest men I've met in the industry. He doesn't exaggerate anything." Other ladies have spoken up to verify what he says before, too.

Have a great weekend Dickson! xo

I'm going to echo this. Although a paperwork snafu put our plans to meet last night on hold, I spoke to Dickson on the phone for close to an hour yesterday between the three calls he made to me in an attempt to set up something fun, fantastic and fulfilling for us to do at the Fairmont! I've also exchanged numerous PMs with him. He is welcome to PM text or call me anytime, because he clearly appreciates and knows how to treat a lady. The size of his penis never came up, nor did he attempt to send me a picture of it! He is articulate, polite, funny and I look forward to many more, much more memorable memories! ( Ha!)

Thanks to my lack of a cervix (Fuck Cancer!) I NO LONGER have an issue with that delightfully rare creature, a true Foot Long...but had I met Dickson six years ago, I would have backed out of the room with my undies in my hand at the sight of a trouser python.

 

[Vanman1979]

nothing new here.

The guy likes to talk about his big ol' cock and some other guys are sick of hearing about said cock.

it's not rocket surgery....

 

[escapefromstress]

nothing new here.

The guy likes to talk about his big ol' cock and some other guys are sick of hearing about said cock.

it's not rocket surgery....

Dickson is fun and harmless and is good for perb traffic, along with having a postive impact on the careers of a good number of our ladies.

A guy got banned on terb recently for posting dick pics (I don't know if any of them were actually his) and asking other members to send their pics to him if they were too shy to post themselves.

 

[badbadboy]

No you got it wrong BBB....The quote was from another SP that had met him.

Ok thanks, then obviously I apologize for my indiscretion.

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