Anyone tried Martini?

[Troy_Prince]

Guys,

I came across this ad:

www.britishbombshell.shawbiz.ca

It says Martini is 28yrs, 5'2"/105lbs, 34D-24-34, British Blonde, her pic looks like she's older than 28, though.

Anyway, has anyone tried her? Can't find any reviews here at PERB yet.

I was going to try BBC but after seeing astro's review on Loni @ BBC, I'm considering looking into independents. (I don't know of any other good value "All Inclusive" MPs yet other than BBC and Temptations. A friend of mine told me to avoid Temptations like the plague. )

Your input and advice would be very much appreciated.

 

[InTheBum]

Gross

She is old and gross looks wise...seemed like a nice person though.

Her skin is like leather with lots of wrinkles and her teeth looked to be smoke stained.

 

[jamaz]

martini

martini is a lackluster p/t SP who is also into the swingers scene in a lackluster way. much like quite a few other SPs here on perb - you know who you are!!!

not worth the dime in my opinion but no personal experience....

TOFTT!

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

I went to see her in a crummy surrey area apt. (around 108th I believe) over a year ago but unfortunately had to run back to my car to grab my wallet She was 28 about 8 yrs ago.

 

[roadwarrior]

Review kind of Martini British Bombshell

I saw her, a few years ago.

The lighting was dark, she tried to keep her head turned away from me, and tried to whisk me into the other room as soon as possible.

She was wearing a robe, and I asked her to take off the robe.
Out popped a really saggy set.

There's no way, I was going to pay good hard earned money to pump her. I had to leave to get my wallet, and I couldn't believe the swearing that came out of her mouth.

I though the British were supposed to be civilized.
Avoid this one

 

[Troy_Prince]

Yikes! I guess the search for a good deal continues.

Thanks for the warning, dudes!

 

[calvinbachelor]

I agree with Dirty Uncle. I met Martini a few weeks ago and must say she is sexy, has a great attitude, a clean place, nice soft skin, and is good value. just my 2 cents.
Calvin

 

[chubbyboy]

re: Martinin in Surrey

I also have seen Martinin on several occasions

let me clarify my preference in an SP
I like them chubby to BBW, so
Martini fits my bill
She is closer to 40 than 28
She has large enhanced breasts that are saggy
She is short, just over 5 feet
She is chubby with a great ass

She offers good service @ $.25 1/2 and I think $.75 full hour
Good kisser
great daty, smooth and small
good service

looks 6.5 (subjective)
attitude 7
service 8
She does fake getting into it but is good at it.
does duos with her roomate Jessica
would not recomend Jessica
to many rules and bad back

If you are into goos service from a chub then I would recomend her......

 

[jessika]

Thanks for mentioning us !

Hello fellas, first of all let me say thanks for mentioning us on this site, you see it does not seem to matter if a review is real or fake, good or bad, it always brings us even more business.

I would like to make a few comments though.
Martini has never smoked.
To the fella that had No personal exp. - you dont get to make comments about something you have never tried.
To the fella that said she was 28 8 yrs. ago , she has only been in this business for 3.5-4 yrs. I dont know where you get your info.
To the fella that said you told her, you had to leave to get your wallet, and she swore at you. I know this is fake too, we would never want to attract concern from our neighbors, therefor we ask that you leave quietly.
To Dirty Uncle and Calvin, I know from your review that you did come and see Martini, thanks for being honest.
To Chubbyboy, Martini is no where near 40, and since when is 105 lbs chubby? As for her roomate Jessika (thats me by the way) since when is 2 rules too many rules, and I didnt even know that I had a bad back, so how could you know that, funny huh. And to all the gentlemen out there who have been calling for apts. please keep trying, I know that we book our days up fast, but we will do our best to fit you in.

Take care, Jessika

 

[Dremok]

what Brits teeth aren't horrible?
saw some pics of late and have to agree with the looks being plain

Hey, I'm a Brit and my teeth are great. Don't be a racial toothist.

 

[klassix]

Martini is a very nice lady, she must be early 40's though.

 

[Mr Blonde]

martini

i hit it a couple of times a year or so ago. do a search the review might still be floating around. i had a good time and good value for the money. ive had shittier service from girls half her age, i suppose thats a good thing

 

[dreamer222]

I have visited Martini several times over the last few years. I found her to be considerate person who is willing to please, if you are polite and discuss things with her in advance. She may not be the youngest or foxiest lady around (chubbyboy's description is accurate – if not over weight for her bmi - then she at least flabby/saggy) but she is honest and open. Her pictures are accurate (how old does she look to you - 28 would be too young 40 would be too old?). Generally she is good value, for a Surrey girl, at 175/hour I liked her enough that I will see her again when the timing is right.

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

To the fella that said she was 28 8 yrs. ago , she has only been in this business for 3.5-4 yrs. I dont know where you get your info.

You obviously didn't catch the tongue in cheek but since you're on the topic of where I get my info why don't you get me some accurate (within a decade ) estimate of her age? She sure as fuck isn't 28 and i'll bet $$ on that!

I don't mind seeing an older lady once in a while however I feel strongly about being lied to or misled.

 

[slowjazz]

I had the displeasure of seeing this SP when I first started to poon a few years back. She looked 40ish then, so she's not 28!

A saggy body and withered skin put a damper on the dickster. So, about 15 minutes into the session, I jumped up and exclaimed, "I just remembered I have to see pick my brother up at the airport." I hightailed it out of there... not my cup of tea!