Anyone seen both Shawnna & Marita?

[Avery]

You guys are being so mean to prettyboy! After all, just because he posts 100 identical questions on new ladies for every piece of information he provides doesn't mean he isn't a valuable member here. After all, he's posted 2 reviews in 2 years!

 

[rubintugger]

When I see a positive lady, she will likely become a regular - hence no need to keep posting reviews of the same lady, or I'd be called a shill.

So, you see only 2 women regularly. That's comparatively small number. That's all the positive you have to offer? I feel sorry for you.

YMMV is a oft used, yet I think, poorly understood, term. It was originally coined when car makers started posting gas mileage for thier vehicles, especially in the first big gas crisis. People would complain that they didn't get the posted gas mileage. Turns out, these people were idiots who didn't know how to drive, and rode the clutch or brake, or jackrabbited, or other stupid things. It's not that each individual car is that different, but mainly that a similar car in two different sets of driving conditions will vary.

When we translate YMMV to pooning, we must remember that it is the pooner that defines the mileage more than the poonie. So, if you don't know how to "drive" you are going to always get poor mileage. But, if you take the time to learn how to handle the vehicle properly, and the techniques to obtain the maximum from what she has to offer, your experience is going to invariably be much better. No guarantee of always a perfect event, but a much better likelyhood.

So, if you only have two positive experiences in two years of posting, it might be time to look at your driving ability, and maybe take some constructive criticism from your next vehicle...

Nuff said,

Rubin

 

[Sixpak]

You guys are being so mean to prettyboy! After all, just because he posts 100 identical questions on new ladies for every piece of information he provides doesn't mean he isn't a valuable member here. After all, he's posted 2 reviews in 2 years!

Aren't you worried that you will be asked:

"And I find it freaky that you keep stats on my posts - why are you so obssessed with me?"

Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(All in fun, but somone will get his jock in a knot )
Everything we say is in defence of ourselves and also trying to defend our women!

 

[prettyboy]

I have posted positive reviews on Shawnna, Monica, Lynn, and Savannah. Some have become my regular, and I dont feel the need to post a review after every session.

The questions I ask are in the context of looking for new regulars - its my money and I want to do the necessary research before spending it on an SP.

I have also posted some negative reviews, and while they were 100% truthful, I got flamed. I guess you guys dont want the truth in reviews if its about one of your favs, and thats fine with me, but is why I have not posted reviews.

 

[gobby]

Hey pretty boy I understand that BDI just opened up last week.

Perhaps you should get one of our beautiful SP`s to bring you for an ice cream cone??

 

[prettyboy]

Hey pretty boy I understand that BDI just opened up last week.

Perhaps you should get one of our beautiful SP`s to bring you for an ice cream cone??

Whats BDI?

 

[Sixpak]

over rated or over priced?
Maybe it is the atmosphere?? or maybe it is like Microsoft ... advertised to be so good!!!! But I think it is more word of mouth advertising ...
Thinking of that ice cream makes me want to lick someone!!!!

 

[JustAGuy]

So, you see only 2 women regularly. That's comparatively small number. That's all the positive you have to offer? I feel sorry for you.

And I only see one woman regularly. What exactly does that have to do with anything, beyond making a statement that you're VERY happy with the woman you see.

 

[Avery]

And I only see one woman regularly. What exactly does that have to do with anything, beyond making a statement that you're VERY happy with the woman you see.

Perhaps true, but, you haven't made 100+ posts asking whether every virtually other escort in Winnipeg provides DFK and BBBJ.

 

[rubintugger]

And I only see one woman regularly. What exactly does that have to do with anything, beyond making a statement that you're VERY happy with the woman you see.

Yeah, what Avery said...

(I had made a longer reply, then noticed Avery's post...)

Rubin

 

[Slurpie]

Prettyboy: just another fine mess you got yourself into

 

[Stew]

I have to say that I am finding this thread a gas (seriously). Ice cream, grammar, and sniping.

Stew

 

[rubintugger]

I'm finding it just plain stupid....what a waste of time, for everyone.

Wow,

Such a waste of time that you actually took the time to respond. I guess we didn't catch your interest here, you must have just skimmed past. Umm.. maybe not, I guess you had to read the entire thread to come to your conclusion....

BTW, BDI Sucks. Its official. Went there tonite, waited in the cold while the slowest soda jerk (hold the soda) took forever to make simple items that any moron (except him) could make in a minute. The folly of picking the short line. Woulda been served in half the time had I chosen the other line. It wasn't until he took his break (how did we know he was taking a break? He had a KitKat) that we actually got the line moving and got served. Good ice cream? Maybe. Good Prices. No. Service? Severely lacking. I'd rate it a 7-2-1, and probably not repeat...

Rubin

 

[Sixpak]

Excellent!!!

Best review yet, Rubin!!!! Very valuable info.
I usually head for the line that has the sexiest girl serving!!!
But that is no guarantee of good service, right? What we need to look for is a fast female that is great looking!! This characteristic helps us make important decisions in other areas too.

Assumption is correct --- a visitor has to read the whole thread to really evaluate whether it is a waste of time. Just noticing some of the humor or some of the statements under a poster's name (such as Rubin's "Well Licked Member" gave me a chuckle) is worth the visit!!

Like so many waitresses in the 'Peg have to say: "Enjoy"

 

[shedevil]

At least it's a review.

BTW, BDI Sucks. Its official. Went there tonite, waited in the cold while the slowest soda jerk (hold the soda) took forever to make simple items that any moron (except him) could make in a minute. The folly of picking the short line. Woulda been served in half the time had I chosen the other line. It wasn't until he took his break (how did we know he was taking a break? He had a KitKat) that we actually got the line moving and got served. Good ice cream? Maybe. Good Prices. No. Service? Severely lacking. I'd rate it a 7-2-1, and probably not repeat...

Rubin

Try Sub Zero, in EK. I go there on my B-day every year. Worth the travel and the wait.

It is on Jamison and Brazier. Off of Henderson HWY.

I wasn't going to post here either, but then I had something positive to say, so why not?

Stupid questions...grumble... rolleyes...sneer...

 

[Sixpak]

see!!!! More great info!!! Another place to go to for some licks!
And I had another chuckle about the statement under SheDevil's name ...Snakecharmer ..LOL ... One-Eyed Snakes?????

I guess the original topic was supposed to be about Shawnna and Marita, but not much info provided. I know that they used to work closely together over a year ago, but have gone separate ways.

 

[shedevil]

Aww thanks guys...

see!!!! More great info!!! Another place to go to for some licks!
And I had another chuckle about the statement under SheDevil's name ...Snakecharmer ..LOL ... One-Eyed Snakes?????

I guess the original topic was supposed to be about Shawnna and Marita, but not much info provided. I know that they used to work closely together over a year ago, but have gone separate ways.

So, you missed my post about it? Well here it is again: ( I liked being the only who knew about it... but whatever...)

I know you're thinking the obvious, but really it comes from the Kill Bill movies.
You remember they had code names like Black Mamba and such? Well, being the Carradine fan that I am, I chose his "The Snakecharmer". lol

It was funny to me becuase I know you're reading it one way, when I am reading it as another. lol

I have charmed a few snakes... Never got bit yet. I do the biting...

I love Shedevil sig pic- Pope Benedict really being the evil emperor from Star Wars- hilarious!

Well Mars Man, I have NEVER seen Star Wars.
(I never will either...) I just got the icon from a friend on MySpace. Usueful tool that it can be. Being religious ignorant, I thought it suited me just fine. I may change it. Later though...

Thanks guys!

 

[rubintugger]

I have posted positive reviews on Shawnna, Monica, Lynn, and Savannah. Some have become my regular, and I dont feel the need to post a review after every session.

The questions I ask are in the context of looking for new regulars - its my money and I want to do the necessary research before spending it on an SP.

I have also posted some negative reviews, and while they were 100% truthful, I got flamed. I guess you guys dont want the truth in reviews if its about one of your favs, and thats fine with me, but is why I have not posted reviews.

OK, I'm sorry, but I have to call you on this one. You state that you've posted reviews on a number of SP's. I'm curious about what handle you used to post them. Cause I just looked over all your posts (I have to admit, I'm really bored at the moment, wide awake and absolutely nothing better to do and needed something to make me sleepy). Two reviews, Carmen and Monica/Candace. Thats it. Not even a mention of visiting another SP. None.

Where are these mystery reviews? 285 posts and 2 reviews. None since Sept 10, 2005. You state that you are not here for respect, that you are here for one thing, and one thing only. Well, sorry, but this is a place for the EXCHANGE of information. Your one thing only is to pester the good members of the board for personal details of intimate encounters. What you do with this information afterwards is a mystery, since you never seem to actually go through seeing any of the girls, and those you set up times with seem to always stand you up.

I guess I'm just saying I'm tired of the same old thing every time you post. If having the same old thing was something I was interested in, I wouldn't be a pooner. I don't know if my thoughts are echo'd by other members, I speak for me.

Let's see these phantom posts about "Shawnna, Monica, Lynn, and Savannah" as you stated in the above quote, or on Jan 15 in the Jennifer & Raven thread " I have seen many SPs such as Lynn, Monica/Candace, Shawnna, Lyric, Savannah, and have posted reviews on all of them.". Add the missing reviews, and you'd get up to a 40 questions per review level, and that would be well on the way to being a better perb citizen.

We're just asking you to add to the information pool that you are continuously trying to drain. Contribute. Add to the knowledge pool, that's all.

Rubin
(I'm tired now....)

 

[Killdozer]

Ahhhhh, the BDI in the summer . . . nothing like fighting off a horde (swarm? mob?) of wasps to get a milkshake so thick you bust a blood vessel in your forehead trying to get it thru the straw . . .

crap, gotta make this relevant to the thread . . . comparatively, sucking a baseball thru a garden hose is easier.

 

[shedevil]

Well, well...

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Where are these mystery reviews? 285 posts and 2 reviews. None since Sept 10, 2005. We're just asking you to add to the information pool that you are continuously trying to drain. Contribute. Add to the knowledge pool, that's all.

Rubin
(I'm tired now....)

Wow, Avery will be so proud of you.

You certainly did your homework. There is getting information and then not using it. There are so many reviews on so many ladies here.

So, he is afraid of wasting his cash? Stick to what you know then and stop wasting time.

You have to go into seeing another lady without the expectation that it will be just like so-and-so. Then you will always be disappointed.