Anyone know how Port Pub in Port Alberni is as a strip club?

johnA27

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Is it worth going if I am driving from Nanaimo? Anyone been there recently? Whats the prices like? Are there lap dances? I cant find much information online at all...

While I am at it, anyone know of any other strip clubs on Vancouver Island? I've only been to The Fox. Otherwise, I found there's another place in Victoria too, again very little information available. Its called Velvet Exotic Nightclub?
 

LalaniElectrica

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I know... They used to have a strip club in Nanaimo, at one point the Globe, another time it was 241 and the one in nanoose... They've all closed and some friends of mine said they are not issuing any more licenses at this time...

It's turned into a prudish place the way it's run and really behind the times in regards to mainstream exotic entertainment these days. Booking a lady or 2 ladies for a stag is the way to go in Nanaimo. I've done about 10 stags over the last 6 months, they are more interactive than a public place, but there's no 10' pole so that is something I really miss! When I do stags I do them with either Savannah or else another friend I call in for stags occasionally. The guys always have a blast and say they are gonna remember it for the rest of their lives! It's not really the same as an established gentleman's club though, which is also less of a commitment.

I know a few of my colleagues and fellow dancers were asking me to open another club, but I don't want to open, manage, and run the club. I only want to dance at the club and book/train/find other dancers to bring in who are fun, positive and know how to really tease! If any of you guys want to try and convince the city to give you or a group of you a license, I'll be happy to help with the entertainment side!!! I'd get some hot ladies! In the meantime I guess the Fox in vic and the one in port are the only ones around then...
 

johnA27

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Hm I just looked, Port Sports Pub has a fairly active facebook page and it doesnt seem like its a strip club anymore, no mentions of dancers or anything. So maybe thats out too.

I think Victoria also had another strip club that only got a few months going and closed sometime in 2015.

Booking a stag is MUCH more different and tedious than just dropping in to the strip club, grabbing a drink, watch dance for couple of hours, blow a few hundred on a few lap dances and grabbing some boobs, sadly it seems like the 5 is the only place for that in BC...

Been wanting to book an SP just for some lap dance non-FS sessions, but still afraid to dip my foot in the scary world of escorts.
 

LalaniElectrica

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I do non-full service sessions for 140/hh~220/hr (strip-tease, massage and light domination)... Non-full service does not include penetration of any kind (no digits, oral, toys or sex) nor does it include kissing either. It Does include a happy ending after tho by hand which I am skilled at...not sure if other ladies do this, but I am an actual professional dancer as well as an escort and of course, Dominatrix. I studied Egyptian belly dance for 5 years now, in addition to pole dancing and floor shows...
 

johnA27

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Well lets just say that was about the most craziest thing I've ever done. I messaged her on this site after she said whats available (mind you this was after 10pm), and she said if I was up for it I can call her and do a midnight session. Went there, totally broke my bubble as far as all the scary things you can imagine about going to an escort house. Everything was clean, room was dark for the atmosphere tho I might ask her to turn the lights on next time.

I mean I am really just at a lost of words. I am sure most of you know Lalani as being amazing, so what more do I need to say? Most likely will go again.
 

LalaniElectrica

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Thx John, that was a heck of a lot of fun! It was so good to open your eyes and explore with you. Glad you liked the private show, and we'll have to put more lighting etc especially at night time! Glad to have broke your escort cherry! I'd love to see you again, anytime! :) You know what they say, Cat got your tongue?:)
 

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It's been closed for a few months now but when it was running I stop in a few times but it was not that good. I see on the sign when I go by they are trying to lease the bar out.
 

johnA27

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So I hear the good news that Nanaimo just got a new strip club, Cobra lounge on Haliburton, so I excitedly went to give it a try. If anyone been to JJ Bar in Campbell River and thought that was an old and broken bar, you havent seen this place. This place also seems to have the worst characters downtown Nanaimo has to offer in one spot. I mean, I am a young working professional, do I really want to be in a bar with those kind of characters? Needless to say I noped out of there within a minute, maybe I'd give the place another try some day but as is I am pretty turned off.
 

LalaniElectrica

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johnA, I'll be back soon if you want to book a 2-3 lady strip show, or if you want me to take you to the club we can go back for a prvt show after ;) ... It's nice to have the strip club vibe though with drinks, servers, dancers and other gents... I think a dress code would be a good idea for a proper gentleman's club.. No sweats and sneakers... If you really want to do the strip club thing, I commit to dancing and getting entertainment, good classy entertainment if you guys form a club for investors in the gentleman's strip club... I would expect generous investors and would only have clean happy and skilled dancers both local and from other cities and provinces... I think what lacked in nanaimo was local talent, guys like to see one or 2 ladies they know as well as new talent, so there is familiarity and some new flavors as well... If any of you are serious about this lmk I'm dead serious about my part in it, but am not going to invest all my time and money in creating the club per se... If you guys really want it, plan it! :)
 

johnA27

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Thanks for the offer Lalani but I dont really have the time nor the money to really plan something like that. And its not something I feel the need to devote myself in. I was just looking for a place to spend some evenings in, see some naked girls, etc. I was seriously pretty disappointed, I mean the place was beyond trashy, and I left within a minute cause I sat down and some drunk guy came and sat across from me and asked to shake my hand, and didnt want to leave me alone. At other clubs if that happens the guy is usually ejected pretty quickly by security.
 
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