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funnguy694u

DieHardWhilePooning
Mar 9, 2006
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I bin pissing around with this $200 penis pump for about 3 weeks...
Started out at 6 and a half inches,and now 63/4 inches....But gained about 50% girth....Is it normal to gain more girth than length with this device ???
The directions dont say,and i was hoping for the length more than girth.....Looks more like a stump now....lol
 

CalgaryJenn

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funnguy694u said:
I bin pissing around with this $200 penis pump for about 3 weeks...
Started out at 6 and a half inches,and now 63/4 inches....But gained about 50% girth....Is it normal to gain more girth than length with this device ???
The directions dont say,and i was hoping for the length more than girth.....Looks more like a stump now....lol
Penis pumps are a SCAM!!!
I used to have a 14 inch cock. Used a penis pump, and now I'm a bitch!
 

Big Trapper

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funnguy694u said:
I bin pissing around with this $200 penis pump for about 3 weeks...
Started out at 6 and a half inches,and now 63/4 inches....But gained about 50% girth....Is it normal to gain more girth than length with this device ???
The directions dont say,and i was hoping for the length more than girth.....Looks more like a stump now....lol
PUMP UP THE STUMP!!
 

ms.belair

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Apr 8, 2006
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I'm probably in my house.
For crying out loud, so many guys would be happy to hold 6 and a half inches. Quit playing with yourself and share what you have with others.
 

Highsticking

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Jun 9, 2006
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ms.belair, I believe you are forgetting about the multiplier, me thinks funnyguy maybe less than his public 6 1/2. :)
 

Dakota Wood

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Mar 2, 2005
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funnguy694u said:
I bin pissing around with this $200 penis pump for about 3 weeks...
Started out at 6 and a half inches,and now 63/4 inches....But gained about 50% girth....Is it normal to gain more girth than length with this device ???
The directions dont say,and i was hoping for the length more than girth.....Looks more like a stump now....lol
Do yourself a favour and back away from the pump...now! What you are doing is agitating the veins in your dink, they swell under the skin, causing the increased girth. it's like a varicose vein in reverse, they pop up inward instead of out. You are running a really good chance of 'blowing an artery'. When that happens, no more hard ons for you :(
 

funnguy694u

DieHardWhilePooning
Mar 9, 2006
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holy shit !!!!! Are you serious Dakota ???? It did not say anything like that on the package.....Prob. why the fricking thing hurts 24/7,on the verg of killing it... I just thought ,no pain no gain....
 

funnguy694u

DieHardWhilePooning
Mar 9, 2006
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wonderland
And as far as lying about the 6 1/2 "....what does a person gain by lying about that when no one knows each other in here...That is about as smart as bragging to some one from a different country that does not speak your language... hmmmm,if you think about it !!!! I now 8-10 inches is worth bragging about or lying for that matter....I always just considered myself average
 

LonelyGhost

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funnguy694u said:
holy shit !!!!! Are you serious Dakota ???? It did not say anything like that on the package.....Prob. why the fricking thing hurts 24/7,on the verg of killing it... I just thought ,no pain no gain....
if your dick hurts you have already damaged it ...

leave it alone for a couple days and see if the pain goes away
by itself ...

if not, make an appointment with a urologist to see how bad it is ...
 
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