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Magnum

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May 18, 2004
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Well at 1:00 am I came awfully close to TOFTT :D . Good thing it didn't happen because I would still be washing my eyes out with bleach if she would have actually shown up :eek: . I would like to be able to post the details here but unfortunatey I can't due to a particular unspoken rule here with this lady. Anyone wanting info about this can pm me so I can make them fully aware to beware. This was a classic bate and switch and it wasn't even an agency I called, it was a well known independent lady.
 

Absorbable

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Jan 24, 2005
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Hi

Who are you talking about ?
 

Absorbable

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Sorry about that, it was suppose to be a PM....Newbie fuck up!
 

Magnum

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Due to the overwhelming amount of pm's I have received I have decided to just post all the details for you guys. :D

I decided to call Brandy from EC, I've heard certain things about her but decided that I had to find out things for myself. That's just the type of person that I have always been lol.

I called her up and we talked for some time just getting to know each other and after some thought I decided to agree to see her and have her come over. She had mentioned to me that she had company in the other room and I said if you have company that's quite alright and no need to come out to see me. I said this to her trying to be understanding to her personal life. So anyways she say's it's ok I can come see you my friends know what I do for a living and I'll phone you when I'm close to your house. She explained that it would be about an hour to get here because she lives on the outskirts of the city.

Approximately 45 mins later my phone rings and it's this gruff female voice (almost sounded like a tranny) she begins to explain and apologize that Brandy unfortunately cannot come out to see me and that she could come instead. She begins to describe herself as almost a drop dead knockout and says that she has never been refused away ever when she has shown up to see a client, her name that she works under was Savannah. I explain to her that I will not see anyone unless I see pics, as I am a very picky guy and she proceeds to ask me for my email address to send me a pic and she will call me back in 10 mins to let her know if I want to see her.

Well 15 mins goes by and I finally get an email with her pic. Let me tell you she is far from drop dead gorgeous,she was more like drop dead fucking ugly, I mean absolutely disgusting. You have to see this pic to see why I needed to wash my eyes with bleach. :eek:

I hope this suffices everyones curiosity. :D
 

gotsome2004

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To those of you who are curious as I was about the appearance of Magnums sp and then request having it sent via email. Don't. Please be advised that she is indeed unattractive. After viewing it, I won't be able to masterbate for 2 weeks
 

Absorbable

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Jan 24, 2005
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Pictures

Send it to me.... I sometimes get a "hard on" when the wind changes directions. :)
 

Avery

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ranger_one said:
Hey Magnum:

Take it from a voice of unhappy experience re: Brandy- you didn't miss much.
If he didn't miss much by not seeing Brandy, you should see the pic of the "babe" they wanted to substitute! She looks like Theo Fleury would, post-op! EEEWWWWW!!
 

aramis

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Avery said:
If he didn't miss much by not seeing Brandy, you should see the pic of the "babe" they wanted to substitute! She looks like Theo Fleury would, post-op! EEEWWWWW!!
ROTFLMAO :D

thanks ... I was still in post-traumatic shock from seeing the picture :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

WpgTrucker

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Jul 22, 2003
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Trust me, I don't think there is enough alcohol in Winnipeg to make this SP look attractive. :eek:

WT
 

comeonme

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Apr 14, 2004
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Interesting Late Night Encounter

Came across a late night pair last night - was OK, slightly interesting. But, I would never take the double with these 2 again - but got my $ worth for 2 hundred.

Bobbie - pretty girl, late 20's for sure, big fake (could feel the bags) 34D jugs (huge areola), tall, very skinny, very blonde, pale complexion, tattoo on the left shoulder ... she had pretty feet (but big). Very Marilyn Munroe type - soft spoken, slow moving.

Rae - had bruises everywhere ... this girl has been pimped around 4 sure. Saggy B-Cup tits, 1 nipple pierced, 37 years, dark shoulder length hair, a few tattoos, pussy hair needs a trim (didn't go down on either of them). She's got a rough edge, during the bi stuff - could tell she was the Dom. Potential to be nasty session, will do anything you say!

Both smoke like chimneys - it was never ending (before, during, and after).

They started massaging each other on the bed while I watched ... after that was done, I stripped down (no wood just yet). Got some when I saw Bobbie's body and those huge nipples. Went right to work on them, while Rae started blowing my trumpet. Then they both went down on me; Bobbie on the horn while Rae sucked the balls.

10 minutes later, Rae jumped on my dick and rode hard cowgirl (I guess she was hoping I'd pop - saying that there was only one SOG for the 2 browns - btw she counted it out in front of me before we started. I told her that's very "trailer park of her", she didn't get it). Oh no sister, I'm blowing my batch with Blondie!

Some very LFK with Blondie while the other rode in the herd (yee ha!) ... then Blondie barks out - "get off him, I want him to f**k me now". That's good. She wanted missionary - so the other played with my balls hoping I'd blow. Blondie kept saying "let go whenever you want", but I know the drill.

Another 10 minutes of action and the smoke had left a haze in the room. It had become slightly hard to breathe so, 5 more quick hard pumps and I counted down a la Ron Jeremy. Batch blown inside (condom on).

Some casual chit chat, more smoking, that was enough - started out the door and then Rae wanted me to start her car (had another gig downtown). She was completely out of gas. No start, then she asked me to take her downtown - I told her it'd cost her $20 ... she declined, we said good night and hoped we'd see each other again sometime.

Maybe Bobbie - the $120 is a great price for her. Not Rae - no way!
 

Magnum

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Holy shit , I'm laughing so hard I'm crying after reading that :D
 
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