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Anybody using artificial pussies?

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littlejimbigher

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I think it bothers some people because it's not kosher. One can always use a different meat product.

It's not advisable to use kibble's n bits though... has a tendency to fall off the shlong... unless you employ the adhesive qualities of peanut butter...
Then they may start chewing instead of licking.
 

tarzana

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regarding "real dolls"

those things creep the fuck out of me.

The artificial pussy I find just enhances the masturbatory experience and of course doesn't replace human contact.
 

vidwindow

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There's a guy that fixes "Real Dolls" after they have, you know , disinigrated or what ever. I saw a documentary where a fellow from a different culture than mine took his dolls on train rides and stuff. Now thats creepy.
There is also a twistedly funny movie where a guy from Regina (or something) brings a "real doll" home as his girlfriend. It's actually pretty funny.

What ever turns yer crank!

Personally, If I was to order myself a "Real Doll", I'd ask for one that comes with an iron. Man, I frickin' hate ironing....Oops, snapback, I guess that really wouldn't help.

Vid
 

Krustee

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Hey, that Gravitas/Imus character on "the other board" uses one all the time!

I think he actually prefers it to real women now because he has a rather small penis.

So I guess there is a market out there, a rather small market...
or market for the small!


:D
Please shut up and go away.
Gravitas is that you?

You plastic pumping ragamuffin raping catholic priest creep!


:rolleyes:
 

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Ratbert_2008

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Gravitas is that you?

You plastic pumping ragamuffin raping catholic priest creep!


:rolleyes:
This should be an interesting test. Which will win - Perb's rules or Perb's hate-on for everything Grav.

PERB's posting guidelines
3. Differing points of view are welcomed as long as everyone acts with the appropriate respect and decorum. Yes, tempers may be raised but remember to act like responsible adults.
And just in case anyone actually believes Krustee's "allegation" of pedophilia, the following part applies.

7. No personal information, or links to personal information, shall be posted, even if it is 'commonly known.' Threatening to divulge personal information and/or personal threats (even veiled threats) will result in posting privileges being revoked WITHOUT WARNING and, in extreme cases, the possibility of contacting the user's ISP or law enforcement.
 

Krustee

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wich one are u? THe weirdo on the right or tranny in the middle?
Hell NO!!!

Those are his friends & I steer clear of those types.


Are you one of his friends?

This must be you then:

 

Ratbert_2008

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Also, I have not been banned I've been posting with no problems at all.
Yes you were banned - on the other board you doofus.

Or does anyone actually think that it is even remotely possible that you could go 48 hours without posting there. That and the fact that it says Banned 7 Days in your profile there.

I'm surprised you aren't trying to wear it as some badge of courage in face of the savage cliques. That would be seem to be far more suiting to your "style".
 

Joe King

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Since when did you become the roaming space gnome grammar geek?
Even if that were the case (i dont think it is) he certainly wouldn't have to roam very far to correct your lame attempts at the english language as you're banned from everywhere except here.:D

P.S
Hurry Back O'Krustee i cant wait!
 

Avery

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mars_man, I don't know why you seem to believe Krustee/Mr.O is lacking in intelligence and talent. After all, he's been banned for a week from "that other board", and it's almost impossible to get banned there because its owner believes in free speech, almost to a fault.

It takes real talent to get banned there, so Mr.O, aka Krustee, aka Googlemeister, must have at least some talent. :rolleyes:
 

Krustee

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mars_man, I don't know why you seem to believe Krustee/Mr.O is lacking in intelligence and talent. After all, he's been banned for a week from "that other board", and it's almost impossible to get banned there because its owner believes in free speech, almost to a fault.

It takes real talent to get banned there, so Mr.O, aka Krustee, aka Googlemeister, must have at least some talent. :rolleyes:
This is new, why are you so interested in me.

If you're so obsessed with Mr.O stay on the other board.
 

Joe King

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When you step back and view the situation for what it is it's hard to understand why any of us really care about what either Grav/Imus or O'Krustee have to say about anything.

Grav/Imus is banned from this board and O'krustee is banned from the other for obvious reasons.

They both indulge us with large numbers of posts that have little or no worth while content .

They both use online tough guy persona's to bolster their own ego's and to pick on and abuse others.

Neither one seems capable of any type of interaction unless it involves childish name calling or grade school style conflicts.

One claims he's a wealthy international man of mystery and the other claims he's a scientist but they both act like infants and post at a 4th grade level.

The list goes on and i'm positive others could add to it but i'm sure you get my point that neither of these bullies deserve the attention and to even acknowledge them brings us down to their level.

Something to think about.

IMHO
 

Joe King

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Joeking I assume this is your way of ignoring me:


You seem to be obsessed with Mr.O so keep it over there & enjoy some freshly brewed beverage with a useful message.

Posting pm's!

I smell desperation.:D

P.S
You might want to give the forum rules a read Mr O'Krustee.
 
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say mods, since Mr. O was banned for life here, why is he allowed back on here as Krustee

yes he denies it, but take a read (the other board too for more cross reference) same persona, right down to cut and paste, over sized text (to compensate), and his usual attacks and bullying anybody who dares not agree with him

you may notice he started off as hiti-gravitos and despite is denials was finally exposed, so his word is worthless, much like this thread has become

now his latest importing a feud he has running on the other board over here, just proves the point when you discover his banned date and his feud arriving here

really, does PERB need his effluent?

i think not.
 
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You obviously have a thick head or maybe you are just a little touched in the head - whatever the case don't waste our time here with your conspiracy theory plebian prattle.

Lemme call a Waaahmbulance to attend to you, they know exactly what to do with whiney bitches like you!




Have a nice day!
don't like the truth Mr O? be a man for gods sake grow a couple, you have been outted, just more of your usual deny, deny, deny

just compare your denials here to the hi-ti denials elsewhere, they reek of Mr O, OY!!!!! what a pong!

especially like the large type face, compensate much?

now back to your laptop, F7 key, and google for yet another Mr O waste of bandwith reply, complete with the usual floatsam and excess verbage :p
 

trackstar

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You guys fight like a bunch of Jerry Springer ho bags over their baby daddy!
Hahahaha!!!!
 
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You guys fight like a bunch of Jerry Springer ho bags over their baby daddy!
Hahahaha!!!!
come on in and join the fun trackstar, sparring with Krustee is great fun, waiting to see the latest result from his well worn F7 key is just one of the highlights of this troll :D
 
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