LMFAO That comparison was, um, interesting.
You know, those (pussy pumps) actually feel pretty fucking good! For the longest time I'd always see them but didn't think it would be anything to write home about so I would never bother buying one. But one night I was walking my dog, I walked into one of those 24hrs peep show/adult stores on Davie st and saw one for sale really cheap. So I figured I no longer had an excuse and would have to toftt. LOL. Although it was also made pretty cheap and did not survive long in my suitcase, I did have a chance to try it and was very pleased. It definitely convinced me that I might have to invest in a better quality (more power, baby! lol) version in the future. It's gooooood.
But now this whole 'mouth area of a monkey' mental image might kinda ruin it for me. ... Thanks a lot, Moi.