Any ideas for a new name?

[DJLAW]

I'm so horney right now I could shampoo a moose

OMG! that is too funny! i have never heard that one. im going to have to use that. im going to have to use that alot. (sigh)

if you really want to mess up perbites, call yourself Laiya. or some other retired superstars name.

 

[sheena west]

So after all that chit chat and baring my soul telling you guys the truth about how horney I really am, I only got 2 bites! Whats up? Doesn't anyone out there want to hook up with a unbelievably out of control, certified nympho who hasn't had it in days and wants it NOW and will have you for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack.

 

[Jonesy]

For personal reasons, I have to change my name. Does anyone out there have any sexy, catchy ideas for a new name for me? (Remember, please be nice)

Uh, no offence, but personal reasons? It is not your real name so it can only be related to service issues. As there is a real distrust of the multitude of names some SPs go through to avoid their past.

Anyway, go for Sheena East if you must change your name. That or Carmilla.

 

[Hedonist7]

Well Sheena... According to your signature: Fiona Fellatio

Just kidding... I guess it really depends on who you want to attract as your "target market..."

Lisa Lovelace or Candy Cream are pretty "common". Could be good if you want to be approachable...

You can go High-end with first names such as: Ivanna, Pamela, Barbara and the likes. Or the opposite with Suzy, Jane or Joanne.

I suggest using something that makes sense to you and the ones that would "get it"... If you like chocolate: Coco is good. If you like cars, Porsche or Mercedes.

We need more "input" if you want better feedback: how about you "profile" yourself and let us know more, instead of letting us shoot in the dark and be unimpressed with the results.

P.S. Sorry about your lack of "bites"... some of us are a wee bit too far to take your offer on

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

It doesnt have to stay close to my real name. What do you guys think of this one...

Loral
(Get it?(L (oral)

Not bad...not bad at all!!
Last name: Annie!

Loral Annie. Classic.

 

[pickupjoe]

It doesnt have to stay close to my real name. What do you guys think of this one...

Loral
(Get it?(L (oral)

how about Loral Lynxxx. Not a cougar, but a young hot, horney maneating feline cat on the prowl. purrrrfect.

 

[Massagegirl]

Is there anyone famous whom you resemble, Sheena? I find the easier it is, the more likely they will remember who they saw.

~Lucy

 

[aznboi9]

Ondine = character in Norse mythology

Actually, it's also for Ondine's curse; so maybe you don't want that...

 

[gotsome2004]

I still think it should be Mrs. Flartibartfast

 

[Cock Throppled]

Marilyn Molson

Penelope North

Astrid Girth

Glenda Memba

Kat Pooh

Donna Wanna

Celine deSchlong

Wanda Lust

 

[Massagegirl]

You forgot Ivana Humpalot CT.

Check the porn star name generator for ideas here. It gave me Chandy LaBouche, not too bad...

 

[icicle]

How about Loral Lay?

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Oral Laurel?
Imm Oral
Hoover
Electrolux
Oreck

 

[ihatemyskirt]

I think you look like a Dianna ......
Dianna Devour

 

[Teabagger]

First Name - use your first pet's name
Last Name - use your mother's maiden name

My sister is a ho named Molly Young

 

[El Tigre]

I'm confused....

Isin't Sheena now Ivana.......

 

[Jonesy]

Uh, no offence, but personal reasons? It is not your real name so it can only be related to service issues. As there is a real distrust of the multitude of names some SPs go through to avoid their past.

Anyway, go for Sheena East if you must change your name. That or Carmilla.

Will the name change make people forget your track record? Do SPs really think this name change thing works?

 

[ihatemyskirt]

I think Ivana is unsuitable for you Sheena- don't do it!! Trust me. How about a name that isn't so overdone. Anything with Lay, Love, Lamour, Layla, Alaya, blah blah all overdone. Do something new as you are almost beginning new right? Might as well.



Twyla Shy
Deena Does
Moana Lott

 

[cute~kimmy]

how about sheena south, or maybe sheena east! and this might be a silly question, but shampoo a moose? is this some kind of code?