Any Help For A Birthday Boy?

[A.T.M.]

I've got a birthday coming up at the end of this week and was curious if anyone out there knows of any Edmonton SP who might provide a special rate or discount for one horny dude who wants to make this a birthday to remember. Although I'm fairly new to this board, I've done my research here and have a pretty good idea on which gals are great and which ones to stay away from. Let's just say I'm looking for something a little different from my average sessions and need a hot vixen to rock my world. I definately wouldn't object to a 2 Hour session or hot duo if the price was right.

Feel free to PM me or post on this thread. That includes any of the wonderful gals who are on here and will promise not to make it my last birthday.

I promise to wear my birthday suit to my proposed session and will inform everyone how it went, but only with the special lady's permission of course.

 

[tiger]

If you are not a longstanding client (regular) of and SP - you probably won't get any "birthday discount." Better try Denny's.

 

[Steve Ray]

Not going to happen.

 

[mexman]

No problems here!!!!

Hey, just cause its your birthday and YOU ARE NEW to this, I will let you bang my black goat(ya know I like my exotics) for free. And as an extra special add in, just so you will never forget it,,, I will video it for you.

Mex

PS. She has these cute little horns that curve a little forward, grab handles ya know. She also has 4 big tits. She used to give head but now has TMJ.

 

[S.G. Gibson]

They always throw in a party hat for free if that makes you feel better.

 

[Bruddha]

....a special rate or discount for one horny dude who wants to make this a birthday to remember.

... by getting a discount? Is that what you will remember? Like anything in life, it is all about respect. Perhaps you should try earning it. No soup for you!

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

Its only going to cost 2 browns and 1 green to go see any of the top notch SPs in any of edmonton MPs (I would recommend supreme), don't know why you would want a discount.
Also don't do something stupid like say to the lady "hey it's my birthday give me a discount/special service" it will only ruin the session.
Never negotiate prices, its tacky and would only make the girl feel cheap.

 

[A.T.M.]

Jacklyn @ Passions

Thanks for the offer Mexman. Maybe you can tell me if your little friend is a GFE (Goat Friend Experiance) or a PSE. Sorry but that was baaaaaaaad.

Anyways for my birthday, I ended up taking Bobo's advise. After some dinner and celebrations with friends over at one of the fine restaurants off Calgary Trail, I found that the night was still young and I was feeling quite horny. Most likely helped by the alcohol and the hot waitress who was serving us.

Decided to head on over to Supreme and see which of the fine ladies were working. Unfortunately for me they were either all busy or just going in for a session. Since I didn't feel like waiting for half an hour, I decided to head around the corner to Passions and see who was available. It's been awhile since I've been there (I think back when they were Southern Comfort) but I recalled noticing on their website some girls who looked quite hot.

I was greeted at the door by Faith, who as it turns out was the last SP I saw there. She looked as lovely and radiant as ever and the little guy started to get excited while remembering the great session I had with her in the past. As it turned out my crappy luck continued, as she was waiting for an appointment and was booked for the rest of the night. DOH!! She asked if I wanted to meet the other girls working and I gladly agreed. First out was Mae-Ling. A very nice looking young lady with a pleasent attitude. Personally I am not into the Oriental cuisine so I had to pass. Next gal out was Jacklyn. Although a bit older than the other two, she was very good looking, with a nice body and with what seemed like a very bubbly personality. Did I mention those lips of hers were utterly inviting . In the back of my mind I recalled hearing some good things about her on Perb, so I decided to stay. I'm glad I did.

Her description on their website is quite accurate. She has a real tight body that rivals any girl 10 years her junior. As the definition of a spinner goes, I would certainly put her in that category. The massage and service was excusite. Definately one of the better sessions I've had for some time. I certainly was one happy camper afterwards and thanked her for a birthday present that I will always remember. Cost of the F/S session for an hour plus was $220 plus a generous tip. I would certainly go back to see her, but probably not until after revisiting Faith to see if she is still as fun as ever.

 

[mexman]

Gfe

My goat indeed is a GFE. Goat fucking experience. Anyway, I too have seen this girl at supreme, but only in passing, thinking wow great bod. Thanks for the review and given the chance I won't pass her by the next time.

Cheers

 

[A.T.M.]

My goat indeed is a GFE. Goat fucking experience. Anyway, I too have seen this girl at supreme, but only in passing, thinking wow great bod. Thanks for the review and given the chance I won't pass her by the next time.

Cheers

Hey Mex, how do I get in touch with this goat of yours? I have a friend coming up from Calgary who would love to meet her. He's more into sheep as most are down there, but said he'll make an exception this time if she's as good as you say.

Side Note--My apologies to all Calgarians for the sheep reference, as this really only applies to Flames & Stampeders fans.

BTW Mex, Jacklyn & Faith are at Passions and not Supreme as you said in your post. For those of you out there who are Sandy fans, I would strongly recommend a visit to Faith as she posseses the same body type and attitude as Sandy, but is a much younger version.

 

[mexman]

What color goat does he like?

Hey Mex, how do I get in touch with this goat of yours? I have a friend coming up from Calgary who would love to meet her. He's more into sheep as most are down there, but said he'll make an exception this time if she's as good as you say.

Side Note--My apologies to all Calgarians for the sheep reference, as this really only applies to Flames & Stampeders fans.

BTW Mex, Jacklyn & Faith are at Passions and not Supreme as you said in your post. For those of you out there who are Sandy fans, I would strongly recommend a visit to Faith as she posseses the same body type and attitude as Sandy, but is a much younger version.

First the goat. Take hiway 14 east, approx 3 miles after divided hiway ends, left side of the road. There's a hundred or more. Jump the fence and pull out your pecker. Mine is the one that comes running. There is black ones, white ones and black and white ones. Thats just incase he's a racist sheep fucker from cowtown, the only ones in calgary that won't fuck a sheep are women! HA! Just kidding. I'd fuck a Calgarian over a goat any day. That way when I'm done I can kick the goats ass and the Calgarian is gone. Gotta love the rivalry.

BTW ATM please post the post where I said those two work anywhere, I don't even know them. But soon I hope to know them both based on what I'm hearing. I forgive you for your error in advance but it wasn't me. Sorry my mistake now I see it and yes I said supreme when it is indeed passions. Goegragraphically almost correct.

Happy trails
Mex

 

[powa01]

LOL... happy birthday!

 

[A.T.M.]

Thanks Dude

LOL... happy birthday!

Hey powa01, Thanks for the greetings. I'm glad to see you got a bit of a chuckle from me and Mexman's posts. Don't you find it a refreshing change to have a little levity on this board?

P.S.--I never did get around to seeing Mexman's goat hottie , but my friend from Calgary said she was so good, he went back for seconds.

 

[JustAGuy]

Excuse me but I just don't "get" the it's-my-birthday-can-I-have-a-discount mentality. Do you go to the gas station and ask for half priced gas because it's your birthday? To Safeway and ask for a birthday discount on your groceries? To the dentist and ask for a root canal discount because it's your birthday? I'm fairly sure the answer to all of those questions is "no". So why expect a discount from an SP so you can have "a birthday to remember"? What exactly is in it for them apart from taking a financial hit?

 

[albroker]

B Day Special

I think it may be good marketing for the sp, like the restaurants that offer a free meal on your bday, it gets you in the door and then maybe you like it enough to come back on a regular basis.

 

[mexman]

Way too serious guys,

Does anyone here think that ATM might be just kidding about this issue. Well I do. He wasn't born yesterday and his message I would say is just like the last post says. "Hey I'll do this guy at half the price on his birthday and he'll be back the next day when it's not" which would be purely marketing from the SP's point. He's not a fool looking for a freebee. The bait is there, ya wanna bit. That's what it says. And if you are a safeway club card holder you get 10% of your groceries on your birthday. The dentist is booked solid, so why would he, the gas station is a bigger cash cow than the SP and no none gets a discount, and the SP might just be the only one who needs the customer, therfore maybe she will. Lighten up on ATM on this thread, I believe he's only kidding, and hopefully he had a great day. He did a visit that day and paid Full price.

M

 

[JustAGuy]

I think it may be good marketing for the sp, like the restaurants that offer a free meal on your bday, it gets you in the door and then maybe you like it enough to come back on a regular basis.

And how exactly do you prove it's your birthday? Lots of guys (me not included) have a big problem with revealing anything about their identity to an SP. So flashing a passport or birth certificate is out of the question for them. Is the lady just supposed to take it on faith because you say "honest, it's really my birthday ... would I lie to you?"?