Any good relationship forums?

[chilli]

Anyone know of any good forums about men and women and the way we relate - dating / relationships... kind of stuff - this forum isn't too bad - but I'm always fascinated by why women do the fukked up shit they do.

I havent dated men so I don't have any clue about what we do, but honestly it can't be that bad compared to women can it??? lol

I enjoy reading about the battle of men/women because it gives me some insights into what other people think and a way to pass the time - I mean it's Saturday night 9pm and I'm reading perb forums - what an exciting life I have.

I honestly think women are impossible to figure out - and men well were just so friggen simple it's got to be a cake walk for women. hahahaha

(no I'm not drunk)

 

[Gentleman First]

Judge Judy

Watch some of that show and see just how not to get along ....then do everything the opposite way you see on her show, and you should be alright

 

[chilli]

Well I've been watching alot of Seinfeld reruns - "George" seems to have his groove on - but like I said I'm bored - would like to read....

Interesting topics are:

How long should I wait to call her after our first date when I know she's really into me?

a) a week
b) never
c) it doesn't matter whether she's into you or not - don't ever call a chick.

If it's clear she's not into me - should I stick around for the tab or slide out the back and leave her to pay muhahahaha...

How come women call you a player if you are dating more than one girl but if you are single wonder what's wrong with you?

How come she won't make me a sandwiche after I'm finished banging her?

I need help, if you have any useful insights I would be most appreciative...

 

[LonelyGhost]

How long should I wait to call her after our first date when I know she's really into me?

if she already put out: when you feel like cheap sex
if she already put out but talked 'relationship': never
if she already put out and talked 'threesome': speed-dial!

if she hasn't put out: what's wrong with you???

If it's clear she's not into me - should I stick around for the tab or slide out the back and leave her to pay muhahahaha...

just stand up and yell "You're an escort?!?!?! ... I'm a man of the cloth!!!" and walk out.

How come women call you a player if you are dating more than one girl but if you are single wonder what's wrong with you?

chicks only dig what they can't have: like happiness. you ever met a happy chick? they're only happy making you miserable.

if they see you with 10 other chicks you must be happy and since opposites attract, every chick wants you to make you miserable!

if you are single and not dating then they figure you for a 'man-chick' who is out to make women miserable and they won't touch you.

How come she won't make me a sandwiche after I'm finished banging her?

you're lousy in bed ... the 'act' has to last at least as long as the labour you expect out of a chick ... so if it takes her 5 minutes to make you a sandwich you better last that long yourself bubba!

 

[chilli]

hahahaha

Thks for some great answers!

 

[Gentleman First]

Great answers

if she already put out: when you feel like cheap sex
if she already put out but talked 'relationship': never
if she already put out and talked 'threesome': speed-dial!

if she hasn't put out: what's wrong with you???




just stand up and yell "You're an escort?!?!?! ... I'm a man of the cloth!!!" and walk out.




chicks only dig what they can't have: like happiness. you ever met a happy chick? they're only happy making you miserable.

if they see you with 10 other chicks you must be happy and since opposites attract, every chick wants you to make you miserable!

if you are single and not dating then they figure you for a 'man-chick' who is out to make women miserable and they won't touch you.




you're lousy in bed ... the 'act' has to last at least as long as the labour you expect out of a chick ... so if it takes her 5 minutes to make you a sandwich you better last that long yourself bubba!

I could not have answered them any better myself...just simply fucking great answers