Another traffic rant

Cock Throppled

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Drivers that don't use their signals. WTF? They're driving vehicles with every device known to man, but they're too lazy to flick a switch to indicate a turn?
Drivers that brake before they signal. The few that do signal jam on their brakes because they need to slow down for a turn, but don't signal until they're almost at the turn.
Cell talkers/drivers - Something has to be done to stop people using cells while driving. What the fuck are these people talking about non-stop??? Nearly got nailed yesterday by a woman dialling her cell and she drifted into the oncoming lane. She looked up at the last second and I saw the phone go flying as she grabbed the wheel. Felt like stopping and beating her with the fucking phone.
People who roar up behind traffic that is already bumper to bumper. Hey genius - do you have some power to get the traffic to move by climbing onto my ass?
Pedestrians that challenge cars. What is wrong with the pedestrians in Vancouver? Almost every day I see people downtown just walk in front of cars against the lights daring cars to hit them. Quick quiz - in a battle between car and pedestrian guess who wins, flat boy?
The baseball-cap-on-backwards crowd who insist on cutting off cars and weaving in and out of traffic, have the rap cranked to 11 and all seem to be incredibly short and can barely see over the dash.
Isn't there some law against planting your entire collection of dolls, clothes,streamers,curtains or whatever all over the inside of a vehicle and obscuring the view?
 

Ilovethemall

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solution

......for the people that do the cutting off with rap music blaring, just keep an egg in the console to be lobbed out the sunroof as they approach.

....additions to the list.

Understand this - if I see your dumbass coming up in the right hand line to cut in front of the mile long line that you don't want to be in, I will not let you in. I will watch you drive into the back of the parked car that we ALL had to go around. Faggot.

In addition to cell phones - which I don't think are all that bad....unless you are dialing - after all, we all talk to our passengers or take time to look at the titties walking by......but - the jackoffs that are stuffing a burger and shake into their pieholes with both hands...you need one to drive.

Pedestrians in this city are idiots - if a few more of them got mowed down, I bet the rest would pay more attention.
 

hitrack

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It's been my finding that somewhere somehow many drivers can obtain some kinda pass to let them drive like total dick heads on Friday night. Just because it's the start of the weekend doesn't mean fukk all to me.

Last Friday night while I encountered no lees than 4 drivers that need a good punch in the fukkin head. My horn got an excellent work out. From asshole Taxi drivers and their ignorant occupants, to kids in their moms car puking out the passengar door, to some stupid school age chicks that blew the stop sign right in front of me, to a fukkin dick head pedestrian that couldn't make up his mind to cross the street or not, then when I guess he aint, I go and he goes at the same time and gives me the dirty look. What a shit head.
 

Lauren

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One more point...

Motorcycles... while I personally believe that most bike accidents are caused by idiots not paying attention while driving their cars/trucks, I have also seen some really stupid shit from the guys on the bikes. I watched in horror as a bike weaved through traffic going up 105 Street in Edmonton last year. He cut a guy off with about 3 inches to spare. I thought for sure I was gonna witness someone die... not smart... please be careful. I've had close calls that didn't make me freak the way that asshole did. We aren't the only one's responsible... I love bikes... just please stop trying to impress us with your skills on them.
 

bonanzabob

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lane-change chicken game

I've noticed it several times on the on-ramp from 152nd to #1 westbound, where a driver will merge into the right-hand lane fine and good, but then wants to get in the left lane. To do it, the driver will just pop the steering wheel to the left a little and hope that the left-lane driver will brake and let him in, no signal, no nothing.
 

Damaged

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bonanzabob said:
I've noticed it several times on the on-ramp from 152nd to #1 westbound, where a driver will merge into the right-hand lane fine and good, but then wants to get in the left lane. To do it, the driver will just pop the steering wheel to the left a little and hope that the left-lane driver will brake and let him in, no signal, no nothing.
Playing devils advocate...that would be because if he used a turn signal everyone in the left lane would immediately speed up and block out any chance of changing into that lane. Try it sometime when there is a large opening in the left lane put on your turn signal, wait a second before trying to change lanes, and watch that opening close up!
 

Randy Whorewald

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Damaged said:
Playing devils advocate...that would be because if he used a turn signal everyone in the left lane would immediately speed up and block out any chance of changing into that lane. Try it sometime when there is a large opening in the left lane put on your turn signal, wait a second before trying to change lanes, and watch that opening close up!
So I guess the answer is to signal AFTER you change lanes??
 
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