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who

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Hey eljohnno looks like sidewinder has his dowry!
Nothing runs like a Deere.
 

planetsmurf

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hey mia why don't you marry me i own my own planet, which i would be willing to rename to planetmia:D
 

sidewinder

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Nothing Runs Quite Like a Deere

M1A,

That was very, very, very, funny.

But I did say Late model tractor.:eek:

Luv ya to bits anyway!
Will make an appt with you in the not too distant.
 

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planetsmurf said:
hey mia why don't you marry me i own my own planet, which i would be willing to rename to planetmia:D
I would have concidered giving it up for a Mia constellation...but planet? Sounds almost like a franchise. ;)
 

M1A

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sidewinder said:
M1A,

That was very, very, very, funny.

But I did say Late model tractor.:eek:

Luv ya to bits anyway!
Will make an appt with you in the not too distant.
What? My modest tractor not good enough? (sigh) I inherited that tractor...my gramdpa had to push it 100 miles in the winter to get my sick pregnant grandma to the hospital because the horse broke it's leg and my mom wouldnt have been born if it werent for that tractor!! I owe that tractor my LIFE!!
 

sidewinder

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M1A said:
What? My modest tractor not good enough? (sigh) I inherited that tractor...my gramdpa had to push it 100 miles in the winter to get my sick pregnant grandma to the hospital because the horse broke it's leg and my mom wouldnt have been born if it werent for that tractor!! I owe that tractor my LIFE!!
That's a pretty convincing story.

I like the Mother of my children to be honest, forthright, a whirlwind in the sack, a veritable cooking channel, and accustomed to me sitting on the couch drinking beer, farting, and watching hockey and baseball during their respective seasons.

You are a sports fan too, aren't you?
:confused:
 

fandarel

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Anybody seen Road trip??????

This all sounds like a scene from the movie "road trip" remember milking the prostate :) Funny stuff!!!!
 

who

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I'd say that tractor is "late" Sidewinder in fact it should say R.I.P. next to it
 

sidewinder

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who said:
I'd say that tractor is "late" Sidewinder in fact it should say R.I.P. next to it
If you read M1A's post, that particular machine has a special family significance (if not resemblance) and far be it for me or any of us to judge.

Engledink Humpleburt, with his lavish luv offering of a glamorous ethetic experience has trumped the rest of us also-rans, has-beens and never-weres.

We're done here, Pilgrim.:p :p ;)
 

M1A

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Ok I have to say that I made up the whole tractor story.:eek: I cant sleep right now and i hope my fessing up to my fib will help. If not, surely a thai massage will! (i haven't had time to cash in on the gift certificate, but thanks E.H.:) )
 

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M1A said:
What? My modest tractor not good enough? (sigh) I inherited that tractor...my gramdpa had to push it 100 miles in the winter to get my sick pregnant grandma to the hospital because the horse broke it's leg and my mom wouldnt have been born if it werent for that tractor!! I owe that tractor my LIFE!!
That old tractor is a 1927 IH puddle jumper, HO[high output] model.. Worth $20000 US at auction
 

@utumn

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but she's MINE!

LOL

M1A, remember when we told the girl at LaSenza we were getting married??? :p Miss you babycakes! And going to the gym now, too???? SO IMPRESSED!!! Call me, hot stuff! ;)

xo Autumn
 

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Stroke of Genius

Hmmmm. With this thread plunging on to page four, Victoria seems all the more marinated in desperation and grilled over disappointment. Now when on earth will Lucy clone herself with dreadlocks where we expect slight curls and set the cemetery ablaze?
 

Sweetiepie

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sidewinder said:
My hobbies are taxidermy, lingerie and bonsai.

If interested in meeting me, please post a picture of the tractor.
A bit of siterly advice: M1A don't promise anything until you see a picture of him in the lingerie.:D :D :D :D
 

Sweetiepie

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oops spelling error

Sorry, that was meant to be sisterly advice. In any case, insist on that photo!!
 

M1A

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Sweetiepie said:
A bit of siterly advice: M1A don't promise anything until you see a picture of him in the lingerie.:D :D :D :D
Promises? from me? hmmm.... don't worry, I think the odds of me making ANY promises like that are just about as likely as him producing those pics!:p ;)
 
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