Guess who found a free membership?
Yep. I did.
Want to know what I did? I put it to good use. Dialed up 403 355 3333 and hopped on board the crazy ride they call Livelinks.
As you know I have been know to troll Livelinks trying to find that elusive gem. I also troll CL and a few other places but tonight it was Livelinks. Lucky ladies here I come.
I decided to try something out and see what happens. I was given a 2 bedroom apartment for the night. Now when I say 2 bedroom apartment I mean 2 cardboard boxes. Since I only needed one I decided to go into the Slim bag of tricks and pulled out some duct tape and box cutters. Hanging out at the scrapbook store pays off. I soon had a handy gloryhole made out of my second bedroom.
On to Livelinks and it wasn't long before I had someone sending me a message about hooking up. I didn't know there was such a demand for a generous guy.
Call me generous.
I can't remember her name. Perhaps Jasmine? Maybe Danielle? Either way the number to call was 587 999 1560. I was told that she would come out my way for $60. I mentioned that it would be through a gloryhole and at first she was taken back but I think she warmed up to it and thought it would be fun.
She tells me about 30 minutes and she will be there. I get everything ready and light a scented candle and put out the potpourri. I practice my moves. Cock in the hole. Cock sticks out through the hole. Cock in the hole. Cock sticks out through the hole.
Check.
I'm good to go.
I hear her drive up and I'm ready to go. Oh wait I have to pay her first. Hmm how will this work. It's either my cock through the hole or the money? Where's my tape? No that won't work. Alright I just stick the $60 through the hole and she takes the money. I hear it being counted and folded up. Now for my cock through the hole. Ta-da.
She mentions that this is the coolest thing she has done and comments on my member. She starts stroking it and cupping my balls. I'm enjoying this. She asks for a condom and I mention that I didn't have one. She continues to rub my balls and give me a HJ and mentions she has one with the driver. Being the salesmen that I am I up the ante for a BBBJ. I dig up another $15 cash and it it soon being counted and stuffed. I can't believe she had the audacity to tell me that I gave her $5 bills. I know I gave her $5 bills. Jeez the nerve of some people.
Well she put the cash away and started to give me more HJ action. It went on for another moment and I was wondering when it would feel more like a BJ than a HJ. I ask if she is going to put it in her mouth. She mentions that she doesn't do BBBJ in her line of business.
Well I never.
She still manages to cup my balls and give me a HJ. I'm enjoying that but still want the BJ. She mentions that she can go down and get the condom from the driver. Sweet. A few more tugs and ball rubs and I hear her say she will be right back up with the condom.
Sweet!!
I Am.
Still Waiting.
SlimShady.
Yep. I did.
Want to know what I did? I put it to good use. Dialed up 403 355 3333 and hopped on board the crazy ride they call Livelinks.
As you know I have been know to troll Livelinks trying to find that elusive gem. I also troll CL and a few other places but tonight it was Livelinks. Lucky ladies here I come.
I decided to try something out and see what happens. I was given a 2 bedroom apartment for the night. Now when I say 2 bedroom apartment I mean 2 cardboard boxes. Since I only needed one I decided to go into the Slim bag of tricks and pulled out some duct tape and box cutters. Hanging out at the scrapbook store pays off. I soon had a handy gloryhole made out of my second bedroom.
On to Livelinks and it wasn't long before I had someone sending me a message about hooking up. I didn't know there was such a demand for a generous guy.
Call me generous.
I can't remember her name. Perhaps Jasmine? Maybe Danielle? Either way the number to call was 587 999 1560. I was told that she would come out my way for $60. I mentioned that it would be through a gloryhole and at first she was taken back but I think she warmed up to it and thought it would be fun.
She tells me about 30 minutes and she will be there. I get everything ready and light a scented candle and put out the potpourri. I practice my moves. Cock in the hole. Cock sticks out through the hole. Cock in the hole. Cock sticks out through the hole.
Check.
I'm good to go.
I hear her drive up and I'm ready to go. Oh wait I have to pay her first. Hmm how will this work. It's either my cock through the hole or the money? Where's my tape? No that won't work. Alright I just stick the $60 through the hole and she takes the money. I hear it being counted and folded up. Now for my cock through the hole. Ta-da.
She mentions that this is the coolest thing she has done and comments on my member. She starts stroking it and cupping my balls. I'm enjoying this. She asks for a condom and I mention that I didn't have one. She continues to rub my balls and give me a HJ and mentions she has one with the driver. Being the salesmen that I am I up the ante for a BBBJ. I dig up another $15 cash and it it soon being counted and stuffed. I can't believe she had the audacity to tell me that I gave her $5 bills. I know I gave her $5 bills. Jeez the nerve of some people.
Well she put the cash away and started to give me more HJ action. It went on for another moment and I was wondering when it would feel more like a BJ than a HJ. I ask if she is going to put it in her mouth. She mentions that she doesn't do BBBJ in her line of business.
Well I never.
She still manages to cup my balls and give me a HJ. I'm enjoying that but still want the BJ. She mentions that she can go down and get the condom from the driver. Sweet. A few more tugs and ball rubs and I hear her say she will be right back up with the condom.
Sweet!!
I Am.
Still Waiting.
SlimShady.
