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Anna Nicole Smith - this just in ...

Mr. Jones

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Well, is she one smart chick or what? The US Supreme court gave a final ruling today - in her favour (or should that be favor?). She gets to keep the $ 90 million estate that her deceased hubby's family won in a lower court ruling. Pretty good return on a 14 month marriage to a 90-something geezer, huh? And she probably only had to do the hand-job thing once a week, I'm betting ;)
 

steverino

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try again.........

She gets to go back to the Texas court to do battle. She hasn't won anything yet.
 

hitrack

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hope she wins a kick in the pants and shown which way the fukkin door is.
 

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Anita's Massage said:
I think she deserves every penny for sleeping with that mummy:)
lmao 2 funny:p
 

old pooner

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Anita's Massage said:
I think she deserves every penny for sleeping with that mummy:)
No fucking way. She chose to marry the mummy, she damn well should do her "marital duties" without financial consideration. She always claimed she married him because she loved him. (yeah, right)
 
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FuZzYknUckLeS

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Mr. Jones said:
Well, is she one smart chick or what?...
The smart one was him. He's 89 fuckin' years old. What's he gonna do with all his money? Guy knows he could croak any day, so what's he do? Lands Anna Nicole. You try doin' that stint when you reach 89....
...he's smilin' in his grave.
 

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Anita's Massage said:
If she was a loving wife she deserves it even more;)

Loving wives are supposed to inherit their husbands money, especially if this is his own wish:)
Its pretty obvious she married him for the money. (not for love). I think the family deserves it more than she did. I doubt the marriage was even consummated.
 

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Anita's Massage said:
If she was a loving wife she deserves it even more;)

Loving wives are supposed to inherit their husbands money, especially if this is his own wish:)
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder if he was a good "tipper" when they met?:confused:
 

Sonny

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She married for money, he married for company (and some kind of sex) with a beautiful woman. So? Were either really fooled by the other? They married! He got what he wanted and probably died a relatively happy man because of it. She's entitled to some portion of the estate.... I'm sure she would have settled for 20%. The son needs to get over it.
 

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It doesn't matter who deserves it. If he left a will his money should go to whoever the fuck he said in the amounts he said.

My sister and I could have fought my father's ultra-bitch of a second wife for some of his money but we chose to respect his wishes. And trust me that woman doesn't deserve a penny!
 

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While I think ANS is a total and complete waist of space and I'd just as soon see her performing in a Tijuana donkey show the bitch played her cards right and hooked up with a rich mother fucker geriatric. If said geriatric bequeathed her a ton of scratch then so be it. From what I've seen on the news his family is even less deserving of his money so they should go and stfu.

If the courts had any common sense (which they obviously don't) they should liquidate his entire estate and give the proceeds to charity.
 

Dakota Wood

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FuZzYknUckLeS said:
The smart one was him. He's 89 fuckin' years old. What's he gonna do with all his money? Guy knows he could croak any day, so what's he do? Lands Anna Nicole. You try doin' that stint when you reach 89....
...he's smilin' in his grave.
I'm with Fuzzy on this. He was a geriatric playa, he met her in a strip club. Good on him for even being there that late in the game. And good on her for stepping up and apparently making him very happy for the short time left in his life. His son needs to understand that it was the old man's money. He earned it. He was free to do with it whatever he wished, be it leave it to the dancer who made him happy, the mailman who always waved and said good morning, the homecare nurse who changed his Depends...or drop it all in a tin drum and set it on fire, it was HIS money, to do with as he saw fit. I'm no fan of ANS either, I think she is a spaced out air head, but if that is who the old man wanted his money left to, so be it. The son is not exactly left begging for dimes on the street corner, he is wealthy. He's just being a greedy asshole. He wants it all.
 

old pooner

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If she had been smart, she should have suggested a prenup for about 25 percent. She would still walk away with millions and the family would probably let it go, instead of tying the money up in court.
 

visiting

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right behind you!
I mean Anna, worked in the Sex trade, so I stretched it to SP, but with the way your thinking....

Melina would not make many TOP 100 lists!

First it was reported in a divorce she gets 3 Million. (not sure if this is exact, but was also told the Donald's lawyers are getting used to this work...) And he was upset he lost he lost the Plaza hotel in NYC to Ivana, who is now trying to one up him in a Project in NYC..... (something about the tallest Building in NYC...)

The Donald has a worth of 2.6 Billion, according to Forbes.. he is at the 278 spot on the 2006 Forbes 2006 listing (also Remember Donald has 4 kids, now 5 actually)
http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/10/Rank_1.html


Now as far as divorces, here is a list of Hollywood expensive list.
http://www.tribute.ca/Tribute/0600/divorce.htm


The the top 10 around the world.
http://www.askmen.com/toys/top_10_60/74c_top_10_list.html
 
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