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Misterbeaver

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Andre advertized a new lingam massage service so I immediately had to check it out. A basic description of a "handjob" doesn't really do it justice. I read up on it a bit, and told Andre what I knew about it so far. As we went along she provided a couple breathing and focusing tips. It was great way to spend an hour as the intensity slowly ratcheted up until a grand release that had me vibrating for several minutes afterwards. The narrow focus of Andre's services might not be for everyone but for those that might be interested, checking out this new service is very rewarding.
 

Avery

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Overuse of the term "lingam massage" in providers' ads has rendered it meaningless. In nearly all cases, it's just an overpriced hand job.
 

hotwinnipeg

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I will say, I had one experience at an AMP in Calgary many years ago. Although it was not advertised in any way as a lingam massage, it was about the best damn h.j. I've ever had and went on for probably 45 minutes.. and that wasn't even the entire session. Unfortunately I was only travelling through the city, and have no idea who she was or where she might be now
 

Jethro Bodine

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Overuse of the term "lingam massage" in providers' ads has rendered it meaningless. In nearly all cases, it's just an overpriced hand job.
LOL! You are so right!
I recall a few years ago I contacted a lady regarding her massage and "lingam" service.
When I asked her to tell me exactly what a lingam massage was and how it differed form a regular HJ she couldn't.
I told her was being dishonest and she really shouldn't be offering a service that she really doesn't.
Her response was to swear at me over the phone and hang up.

Cheers
J
 

Sixpak

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Yes it is. And it's a shame because there's definitely a market in Winnipeg for a decent local sensual massage provider.
When the massage place on Shebrook near Broadway was open a few years ago they used the term lingham massage just to let customers know a HE was allowed even though none of the ladies knew what it really entailed. There were some nice looking ladies there though and more reasonably priced than EB, just not as fancy a decor and no tubs.
 

rubintugger

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A proper tantric lingam massage would be worth every penny, and I'm not sure what tantric training the local providers have received, but I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them had some training. But a true lingam massage includes breathing exercises, and a lot more than just attention focused on your dick. It is supposed to build to a release that involves the whole body and mind, and by definition does not even require a release.

As many people have said, though, too often a BP ad referring to a "lingam massage" is just a HJ.
 
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