still looking. seems my candidate has flaked.
Would you consider an over 40 guy with wrestlers body?
Uh .... maybe I should clarify -
A sumo wrestlers body?
I am definitely attractive ... in a demented sort of way. (think John Merrick)
Funny you should mention it, but I am a guy who was
really hung once -
but the rope broke so I survived to try again later! lol
A man with a voracious appetite ...
for pizza, Pepsi & popcorn. (I've tried sex with the pizza & it wasn't that bad to be honest!)
It hurts for me to think but if I really try I can do simple math & I know how to use a spell checker! - so I am at least as intelligent as most on here.
I am autistic but cannot count match sticks when they fall out of the box as quickly as Raymond Babbitt.
Oops! - you said artistic didn't you?
Hmmm ...I once stacked my pizza boxes & Pepsi cans into a perfect pyramid that was 8 feet high! (my gamer buddies said that was pretty artistic)
I am left leaning actually but that is more due to the fact that I spend days on end playing video games in my mom's basement & have a tendency to supinate one foot while shooting.
I would really like to hook up & show you my action figure collection & my mom can pick you up if you need a ride.
Don't worry about privacy, I put a deadbolt lock on the basement door cuz mum kept busting me watching porn.