Yeah I had no problem getting ahold of her on the phone definitely a young girl that I talked to. She said she needed a few hours to get an incall location so we didn't hook up. Price quoted was $200
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Suspicious......
I don't know, I have my doubts. Those pictures don't look like an 18 yr old to me......
But that doesn't mean that I will stop trying to reach her
I don't know, I have my doubts. Those pictures don't look like an 18 yr old to me......
But that doesn't mean that I will stop trying to reach her
I kept wondering about Amy...everyone kept guesing she was a bait and switch, and in probability she was, but PERB needs information, not speculation.
I decided to get the goods, and I TOFTT.
Phone inquiries were promptly answered, and her location was revealed one hour before meeting. She had a coquettish juvenile giggly voice on the phone, quite pleasant. Could this voice really belong to the girl in the pictures?
Surprise! Amy in person is a different girl! This girl was blond, large bolt ons, some extra tummy with a large colorful tattoo on it. About 5'5", 125 lbs. and definitely not less than twenty-five. I should have bolted, but my quest for PERB kept me there. She quoted a ten green flat rate. Money up front.
In brief, since my miserable expereince does not merit any detail, this girl is not the least bit interested in playing, arousal, mutual stimulation, or anything that might pass for sex. Her face was kept averted from any attempt at kissing. Touching and kissing breasts was tolerated (yes, that's the right word for it Dorothy), and touching her pussy was achieved only when she was distracted by a phone call!
Request for full service was met with a counter request for more green - softly but firmly declined. The result was a condom hand job done with complete mechanical aptitude. R2D2 could have been more passionate.
Conversation? I've had more fun talking with my dentist while wearing an oral dam! I was actually grateful to be rushed out of the room after 30 minutes!
In short, L- 5, A-2, S-2.
Pass this one by like a kidney stone!
You were absolutely correct, Arizona. When will I learn to listen to your Yoda-like insight? The force is weak with me!
I decided to get the goods, and I TOFTT.
Phone inquiries were promptly answered, and her location was revealed one hour before meeting. She had a coquettish juvenile giggly voice on the phone, quite pleasant. Could this voice really belong to the girl in the pictures?
Surprise! Amy in person is a different girl! This girl was blond, large bolt ons, some extra tummy with a large colorful tattoo on it. About 5'5", 125 lbs. and definitely not less than twenty-five. I should have bolted, but my quest for PERB kept me there. She quoted a ten green flat rate. Money up front.
In brief, since my miserable expereince does not merit any detail, this girl is not the least bit interested in playing, arousal, mutual stimulation, or anything that might pass for sex. Her face was kept averted from any attempt at kissing. Touching and kissing breasts was tolerated (yes, that's the right word for it Dorothy), and touching her pussy was achieved only when she was distracted by a phone call!
Request for full service was met with a counter request for more green - softly but firmly declined. The result was a condom hand job done with complete mechanical aptitude. R2D2 could have been more passionate.
Conversation? I've had more fun talking with my dentist while wearing an oral dam! I was actually grateful to be rushed out of the room after 30 minutes!
In short, L- 5, A-2, S-2.
Pass this one by like a kidney stone!
You were absolutely correct, Arizona. When will I learn to listen to your Yoda-like insight? The force is weak with me!
WTF was the $200 up front for, then?cooper said:
You should have asked for a rubber glove instead! At least it would slide up and down your dick a little.
Great review, BTW. Thanks for TOFTT.
If Caryn/Paris reads this, now you have a good idea why most of us would never use the local outcall agancies.
Note to a couple of PERBites: Look at that! Only 16 posts, and already, he's a well-respected member!!
I resent being called a well-respected member. A well-rounded member, maybe. Well-proportioned, well of knowledge, well whats up, well that's enough. Just don't damn me with that first epithet.
Note to a couple of PERBites: Look at that! Only 16 posts, and already, he's a well-respected member!![/QUOTE]
Note to a couple of PERBites: Look at that! Only 16 posts, and already, he's a well-respected member!![/QUOTE]
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SORRY COOPER I know know it was a bad day. Cheer up man!!I know you took one for team.Change the pic man and cheer up!! Have something more cheerier"CHEERS
I know know it was a bad day. Cheer up man!!I know you took one for team.Change the pic man and cheer up!! Have something more cheerier"CHEERS Strange Sex
You made it with R2? You gotta post a review on that! Ranger One will insist!cooper said:
R2
I think it is R2D2 - the droid on Star Wars that looks like a big suppository with legs.Chantal said:OK What is a R2R2?
We owe you Coop!!
Big Time!! Saved a lot of us some hard earned money!
Shows the value of this forum.
Providers like that should be avoided and the word passed on.
Now watch someone post that she was great ... showing it is B & S or else a schill!!! Now that is where confusion abounds.
Big Time!! Saved a lot of us some hard earned money!
Shows the value of this forum.
Providers like that should be avoided and the word passed on.
Now watch someone post that she was great ... showing it is B & S or else a schill!!! Now that is where confusion abounds.
Email response.....
I finally got an email response from Amy today. I didn't like it at all and decided that she was a pass, then read I read this review.... now I am really glad I decided to pass!
I finally got an email response from Amy today. I didn't like it at all and decided that she was a pass, then read I read this review.... now I am really glad I decided to pass!
Good thing
Good thing we have investigative reporters on our team!! Sorry that toftt can be so costly and such a waste of time. Makes one regret the rise in fees for these 'not worth seeing' ladies. Makes you agree with the perbites who have argued that newbie providers should have to prove their service, but I don't think that will ever happen.
Thanks for all the warnings!!
Good thing we have investigative reporters on our team!! Sorry that toftt can be so costly and such a waste of time. Makes one regret the rise in fees for these 'not worth seeing' ladies. Makes you agree with the perbites who have argued that newbie providers should have to prove their service, but I don't think that will ever happen.
Thanks for all the warnings!!
ToFFT - Tit Tat, Tit Tat
I was tired of reading the useless shit everyone was posting on these thread, so I decide to see Amy today.
She arrived a little late, since there was traffic at that time, that was fine.
When I saw her in clothing in the hallway, I though I hit the jackpot and found a JEM. The incall location, was a dump (motel\hotel near downtown), it's worst than broadways.
When I went in the room with Amy, there was another girl there sleeping. Amy made a call for instructions and they told her to wake the girl and get rid of her. She says that this was her friend's place, something about Jenny. I suspect they are a part of an agency, the phone calls tells the sign....
That was a cat living there too.
She is about 18, ~5"6, blonde, smoker, small B's, slim, but covered with several tatoos. The pictures from EC could be her, but they seem to have removed that tatoos. The pictures make her rack a lot bigger than they really are. Jenny's and Amy's pictures could be the same person, but I can't confirm that.
She ask for the money up front, $$, which she counted infront of me.
After counting, she took her clothing off, everything.
She proceed to cbj, which was ok, but nothing special. We proceed to missonary after that. She started her acting, doing the ohh, ahhh, getting it on face. A couple of minutes into it, there was this toxic smell coming into my nose. I guess it's a combination of the rubber and poor hygenie.
She's making her face, eyes closed, and I was gagging!!
Finally, that just kills it. I told her that maybe we should change condoms, because it stinks, but apparently that was her only one.
She wanted to smoke, but she repected my wishes not to. She was a pleasant person, but did not exhibit or create any desire, more of a bored look. She offered a hj. I let her try it but no good. So i brought myself close and let her finish the hj. I left after that. Not a repeat for me!
Looks 3\5 - those tatoos kills her looks
Attitude 2.5\5 - very amateur, no conversation, no chemistry, no seduction
Service 1\5 - the cbj was ok, but that smell was the end of it, fake and mechanical service
Note: The girl sleeping could be Cooper's Amy. My Amy was very slim, no tummy tats, with two tats on her tittys'. haha
I was tired of reading the useless shit everyone was posting on these thread, so I decide to see Amy today.
She arrived a little late, since there was traffic at that time, that was fine.
When I saw her in clothing in the hallway, I though I hit the jackpot and found a JEM. The incall location, was a dump (motel\hotel near downtown), it's worst than broadways.
When I went in the room with Amy, there was another girl there sleeping. Amy made a call for instructions and they told her to wake the girl and get rid of her. She says that this was her friend's place, something about Jenny. I suspect they are a part of an agency, the phone calls tells the sign....
That was a cat living there too.
She is about 18, ~5"6, blonde, smoker, small B's, slim, but covered with several tatoos. The pictures from EC could be her, but they seem to have removed that tatoos. The pictures make her rack a lot bigger than they really are. Jenny's and Amy's pictures could be the same person, but I can't confirm that.
She ask for the money up front, $$, which she counted infront of me.
After counting, she took her clothing off, everything.
She proceed to cbj, which was ok, but nothing special. We proceed to missonary after that. She started her acting, doing the ohh, ahhh, getting it on face. A couple of minutes into it, there was this toxic smell coming into my nose. I guess it's a combination of the rubber and poor hygenie.
She's making her face, eyes closed, and I was gagging!!
Finally, that just kills it. I told her that maybe we should change condoms, because it stinks, but apparently that was her only one.
She wanted to smoke, but she repected my wishes not to. She was a pleasant person, but did not exhibit or create any desire, more of a bored look. She offered a hj. I let her try it but no good. So i brought myself close and let her finish the hj. I left after that. Not a repeat for me!
Looks 3\5 - those tatoos kills her looks
Attitude 2.5\5 - very amateur, no conversation, no chemistry, no seduction
Service 1\5 - the cbj was ok, but that smell was the end of it, fake and mechanical service
Note: The girl sleeping could be Cooper's Amy. My Amy was very slim, no tummy tats, with two tats on her tittys'. haha
