An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old
buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My
hands are freezing
cold." the mother replied "Put them between your
legs.
Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her
boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them
between my legs.
The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and
warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the
buggy with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl
replied "Put it between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He
did and warmed
his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again
driving with the daughter
and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever
heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do
you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost don't they?"
buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My
hands are freezing
cold." the mother replied "Put them between your
legs.
Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her
boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them
between my legs.
The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and
warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the
buggy with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl
replied "Put it between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He
did and warmed
his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again
driving with the daughter
and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever
heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do
you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost don't they?"
