Soooo ...being the spontaneous type ..I checked out craigslist calgary and came upon .. Amber. Nice pics I thought...hmmm maybe give this a shot. Phoned and got the location and the pricing. Seemed a bit high .. but hey... what the hell.. a little afternoon coffee, and it seemed like all the regulars were busy. ( $$.5 for half a cup of coffee, and $$$ for the full cup).
Being the thirsty individual .,.I went for a full cup.
Started out with a light massage ..and then down came the top, out came the rubber.... and then there was some moaning and some lip service ... I thought it was me groaning ...but no ... perhaps it was my hearing ( I am getting older) ..and the lip service was somewhat shallow .. not deep at all...!!!
Being the kind soul and having donated for the full cup... I figured ...what the hell ... maybe go whole hog and offer her a missionary position in an attempt to bring the moaning and whispering ....to an audible level.
Tried that for a few minutes but my arms gave out ...( haven't been working out lately) .... My attempts to arouse some passion or at least raise the moans to screams were in vain and the strained look on her face told me that she had decided that beige was not the colour to paint the ceiling , and time was quickly passing. Egg shell white and stucco were obviously out.
So I pulled out ...my hankerchief ...thanked her for the cup .. smiled ... and left ..the way I arrived ...twenty minutes later ... lighter in the pocket book, wondering why I drink coffee at all. ...and a full cup at that~~~
L - 7
A -7
S - 6 ( had a piercing done so ... vewy vewy sensitive to the touch, germs ?)
no kissing and needs some french lessons ...
Of course ... YMMV ...
As I was leaving she told me that her friend Pamela was in town too .. and they did duos ...
Ahhh .... I said ... smiled again....
Then I fled.
Being the thirsty individual .,.I went for a full cup.
Started out with a light massage ..and then down came the top, out came the rubber.... and then there was some moaning and some lip service ... I thought it was me groaning ...but no ... perhaps it was my hearing ( I am getting older) ..and the lip service was somewhat shallow .. not deep at all...!!!
Being the kind soul and having donated for the full cup... I figured ...what the hell ... maybe go whole hog and offer her a missionary position in an attempt to bring the moaning and whispering ....to an audible level.
Tried that for a few minutes but my arms gave out ...( haven't been working out lately) .... My attempts to arouse some passion or at least raise the moans to screams were in vain and the strained look on her face told me that she had decided that beige was not the colour to paint the ceiling , and time was quickly passing. Egg shell white and stucco were obviously out.
So I pulled out ...my hankerchief ...thanked her for the cup .. smiled ... and left ..the way I arrived ...twenty minutes later ... lighter in the pocket book, wondering why I drink coffee at all. ...and a full cup at that~~~
L - 7
A -7
S - 6 ( had a piercing done so ... vewy vewy sensitive to the touch, germs ?)
no kissing and needs some french lessons ...
Of course ... YMMV ...
As I was leaving she told me that her friend Pamela was in town too .. and they did duos ...
Ahhh .... I said ... smiled again....
Then I fled.
