Alleycats review

astro

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I had seen it on CL several times and was debating on whether to see someone off Livelinks or try alleycats. With a massage parlor, generally it is passable and a fairly safe environment...so I thought I would give it a try.

I walked in and the lobby was empty..there was some pretty bad artwork...I only noticed cause I waited about 8 minutes for someone to come out.

Anyway, the woman asked if it was my first time, I said yes and she said have a seat and she'd send the girls out.

That has never happened to me before...they always just put me in a room and a girl shows up.

There were 2 girls, I can't remember the first one, but the second was Hailey. the first was probably 135 lbs and 5'5" Hailey was tall, but still had some junk in the trunk.

Anyway, before I went in I noticed they took credit cards, they said there was a $16 service charge...I wish I had used that method though. I could have at least done a chargeback.

I take a shower down the hall from the room I was going to be in, and then sat on the bed. Hailey seemed nice, we chatted a bit, she said she used to be a stripper in Vegas and Arizona...I bit my lip rather than say "that must have been a long time ago."

She started with a really half assed massage, and then asked if I wanted anything more. I was fully under the impression that the $175 I had paid for the 45 minutes included everything (except tip).

Well, I was wrong. $175 includes Covered HJ...that's right not BJ...HJ. Ok fine, how much more? She says straight sex is $100 more...fine..I pay her, she leaves for at least 5 minutes...and comes back gets me up with her kung fu grip and goes reverse CG for 3 minutes...I forgot, she put 2 condoms on me...that was wierd...they must get them at Walmart.

After 3 minutes she says "have you already had sex today?" No I tell her, she gets off me...then she says I should try her specialty which involves oils, balls massage, and I go "how much"? another $50....what am I supposed to do? leave? I paid her.... she takes some oil and gives me a terrible HJ and tells me to hurry up as the 45 minutes is almost up...it had been 30 from when I walked in the door...including shower, massage, and her leaving me alone 2 times.

$$$.25 later. One thing that was nice was the room decor...it smelled good and they decorated it nicely. If anyone reads this and still goes there...you deserve to get ripped off.

I'd rate with numbers, but they would be in the negative. A true ripoff...it would have felt no different if she had gotten her pimp to jack me up in the alley for my wallet.
 

kalel

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$$$.25 later.....If anyone reads this and still goes there...you deserve to get ripped off.
isn't that just what you did? there are many threads about how poor this place is. sorry dude, not picking on you but you just said exactly what you should have done - read the threads first.
 

ironchefbabe

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I've said it once...i'll say it again!!!

guys,

i used to work in surrey before..and this place is a total WOT.... WOT 100X over.

all they wanna do is take your money and take you for a fool...

the reason they ask if its your 1st time is that so they can think of ways to suck your pockets dry!

again, AVOID this joint, no matter what the owner/operator says on this board. no amount of assurances can get me back there....

my 2 cents!

ic
 

mr.e

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it's a dump, just look at the area it's in

where are those fuckin morons who try promoting that place on here? they can suck my balls
 

mr.homer

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it's a dump, just look at the area it's in

where are those fuckin morons who try promoting that place on here? they can suck my balls
You are so funny mr.e u respond to threads that where posted years ago!! The area not so great the girls and service very good!!! well most of them ive tryed almost everyone with good looks and sex appeal you all know my fave.....................
 

kehoe

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the consensus about this place is that it is a fucking disaster. Regardless of what you think of mr. e his and others assessment about this mp are probably spot on.
 

mr.e

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You are so funny mr.e u respond to threads that where posted years ago!! The area not so great the girls and service very good!!! well most of them ive tryed almost everyone with good looks and sex appeal you all know my fave.....................
here is 1 of the morons who tries to promo that place
 

mr.homer

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here is 1 of the morons who tries to promo that place
I could care less to promote the place............... Like i have been saying its not all that bad theres quit a few good girls there !!! But thats on you just putting my words out there just like you guys !!!!!!!!!!! (when ive been there its clean the girls are too and there nice well most of them that i have seen and theres always new girls ) If its so bad then why are there so many girls there???? when I go in there the place is always busy so lots of people like the place
 

wannabeslut

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Anyone would allows a woman to put 2 condoms on him is a dumbass. Putting on two condoms increases the risk of breakage, and the label even tells you not to do it!
 

mr.e

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I could care less to promote the place............... Like i have been saying its not all that bad theres quit a few good girls there !!! But thats on you just putting my words out there just like you guys !!!!!!!!!!! (when ive been there its clean the girls are too and there nice well most of them that i have seen and theres always new girls ) If its so bad then why are there so many girls there???? when I go in there the place is always busy so lots of people like the place
then why do you have to come on here and try to promote it by making stuff up? obviously you work there or are some how affiliated

the place has never gotten a real good review

Anyone would allows a woman to put 2 condoms on him is a dumbass. Putting on two condoms increases the risk of breakage, and the label even tells you not to do it!
what do you expect from Alley Cats? The place is a joke
 

mr.homer

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2 condoms

then why do you have to come on here and try to promote it by making stuff up? obviously you work there or are some how affiliated

the place has never gotten a real good review


what do you expect from Alley Cats? The place is a joke
Ive been there and never had 2 CONDOMS put on who is that domb and mr.e you have never been there so don't knock down the place till u go inside stay with a lady then come on and bitch or are you a follower u just feed of of options posted years ago lol ( oh ya my balls work real well at allycats) :rolleyes:
 
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mr.homer

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I had seen it on CL several times and was debating on whether to see someone off Livelinks or try alleycats. With a massage parlor, generally it is passable and a fairly safe environment...so I thought I would give it a try.

I walked in and the lobby was empty..there was some pretty bad artwork...I only noticed cause I waited about 8 minutes for someone to come out.

Anyway, the woman asked if it was my first time, I said yes and she said have a seat and she'd send the girls out.

That has never happened to me before...they always just put me in a room and a girl shows up.

There were 2 girls, I can't remember the first one, but the second was Hailey. the first was probably 135 lbs and 5'5" Hailey was tall, but still had some junk in the trunk.

Anyway, before I went in I noticed they took credit cards, they said there was a $16 service charge...I wish I had used that method though. I could have at least done a chargeback.

I take a shower down the hall from the room I was going to be in, and then sat on the bed. Hailey seemed nice, we chatted a bit, she said she used to be a stripper in Vegas and Arizona...I bit my lip rather than say "that must have been a long time ago."

She started with a really half assed massage, and then asked if I wanted anything more. I was fully under the impression that the $175 I had paid for the 45 minutes included everything (except tip).

Well, I was wrong. $175 includes Covered HJ...that's right not BJ...HJ. Ok fine, how much more? She says straight sex is $100 more...fine..I pay her, she leaves for at least 5 minutes...and comes back gets me up with her kung fu grip and goes reverse CG for 3 minutes...I forgot, she put 2 condoms on me...that was wierd...they must get them at Walmart.


After 3 minutes she says "have you already had sex today?" No I tell her, she gets off me...then she says I should try her specialty which involves oils, balls massage, and I go "how much"? another $50....what am I supposed to do? leave? I paid her.... she takes some oil and gives me a terrible HJ and tells me to hurry up as the 45 minutes is almost up...it had been 30 from when I walked in the door...including shower, massage, and her leaving me alone 2 times.

$$$.25 later. One thing that was nice was the room decor...it smelled good and they decorated it nicely. If anyone reads this and still goes there...you deserve to get ripped off.

I'd rate with numbers, but they would be in the negative. A true ripoff...it would have felt no different if she had gotten her pimp to jack me up in the alley for my wallet.
Wow thats harsh ive never tryed hailey thank god!!! 2 condoms?? every other girl ive seen there dose NOT over charge the credit card fees are the same for everyone but man dude that sucks its too bad..........................Now I know never to see HAILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: ive never been ripped off its too bad u went with that one oh well easy come easy go I wonder if the owner knows what some of the old girls do in there dose she even care?????
 

mr.e

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Ive been there and never had 2 CONDOMS put on who is that domb and mr.e you have never been there so don't knock down the place till u go inside stay with a lady then come on and bitch or are you a follower u just feed of of options posted years ago lol ( oh ya my balls work real well at allycats) :rolleyes:
ya I wonder who that "domb" is

i guess everyone from Alley Cats is dumb, right Mr.Homer?
 

myselftheother

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Right.

Wow thats harsh ive never tryed hailey thank god!!! 2 condoms?? every other girl ive seen there dose NOT over charge the credit card fees are the same for everyone but man dude that sucks its too bad..........................Now I know never to see HAILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: ive never been ripped off its too bad u went with that one oh well easy come easy go I wonder if the owner knows what some of the old girls do in there dose she even care?????
Homer... you write like an uneducated girl. I've read your posts...and guys just don't write like that. I've been to similar places like Alleycats before in my early pooning days, and got seriously swindled by chicks like you. I avoid these places like the plague, and also there are many other indie's out there that provide a much better bang for the buck..

By the way... your grammar does not lend creds to your arguement. Keep it up Astro...stay away from these MP's....go indie.
 

mr.homer

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Oh Ic

ya I wonder who that "domb" is

i guess everyone from Alley Cats is dumb, right Mr.Homer?
I DON'T EVEN CARE !!AND JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I GOT SOME INDY SP'S THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHY WOULD I SEND SOME RUDE LOSER TO SOME SWEET NICE GIRLS LOL IM NOT WASTING MY TIME ANYMORE FOR YOU LOSERS (MR.E) THERES NO POINT :rolleyes: IF I EVER SEE IT WILL BE NUTS ON YOUR CHINY CHIN CHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(YOU ALSO SOUND LIKE A PMSING BITCH) PLEASE DONT CRY NOW
 

mr.e

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I DON'T EVEN CARE !!AND JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I GOT SOME INDY SP'S THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHY WOULD I SEND SOME RUDE LOSER TO SOME SWEET NICE GIRLS LOL IM NOT WASTING MY TIME ANYMORE FOR YOU LOSERS (MR.E) THERES NO POINT :rolleyes: IF I EVER SEE IT WILL BE NUTS ON YOUR CHINY CHIN CHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(YOU ALSO SOUND LIKE A PMSING BITCH) PLEASE DONT CRY NOW
LOL quit being "domb"

and anytime, you know how to send a pm right?
 

paul(surrey)

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well would this be a bad time to ask if anyone has seen jasamin??? I hear shes very fun so if you have any feed back pls let us know thankyou?????
 

mr.homer

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well would this be a bad time to ask if anyone has seen jasamin??? I hear shes very fun so if you have any feed back pls let us know thankyou?????
IF "ALLEYCATS IS SOOOO BAD WHY IS THERE SO MANY GIRLS THERE?? THEY NEED TO EAT TOO??? AND WHERE ELSE IN SURREY CAN I GO BESIDES ANY ASIAN PLACES???
 
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