Last month, I ran into the problem of promising my good friend that I'd throw him the bachelor party of his life. At the same time, Alisa was in town. Because of her very outgoing personality, I figured I'd entertain the idea of her "hosting" a bachelor party. To my surprise, she planned out the entire party (from start to finish), offered Nyla to "co-host", and began our appointment with a bachelor party preview! So with the entire bachelor party planed out & myself proud that I "took a bullet" for the groom to be, all I had to do now was wait for the big day.
And so the big day comes up, started off with paint-balling during the day (Groom Hunting), Food & Drinks at Moxies (Eye Candy), and further drinking at Opera Lounge. Funny thing is the bride-to-be specifically said no strippers to begin with, but compromised to a titty bar instead. What's funny is that fact that I thought she compromised, but in fact she thought that strippers & the titty bar were the same thing.
Anyways, I get to the hosting house first, set things up, and wait for the guests to arrive. Under Alisa's request, I collected everyone's cell phones and preached the rules of the night. When the "hosts" arrived I was a bit disappointed that Nyla would only be serving drinks, but was happy she'd come scantily dressed and would be offering "extras" on the side.
So, our bachelor arrived to a group of guys blindfolding him an tying him to a chair with absolutely no clue of what was going on. With him being the clean, square guy he is I knew he'd have the time of his life. So, the music starts playing and out comes Alisa & Nyla. The boys are hooting and hollering. The bachelor begins to sweat with anticipation as he finally pieced together what was about to unfold.
Nyla exclaims, "drink if your boy deserves a dance", and proceeds to pour shots of goose straight from the bottle. As she poured shots for all of us, the soon to be happy bachelor exclaimed, "hurry up and drink!". When it finally got to the bachelor, he pounds back a 1/4 of the goose, and waits with HUGE smile on his face.
And so, Alisa steps in and begins to do her thing. She circles the scared, but excited man, with her face on his cheek. When she finished her circle, she slapped him in the face! Oh, the face he made! Then she proceeded to give the blind bachelor your standard lap dance, grinding her booty into in lower regions and rubbing her tits in his face.
After the first song is complete, she takes off the bachelor's blindfold. The smile on that man was equivalent to a boy waking up early on Christmas day to find the toy of his dreams, knowing that for sure Santa does exists.
As the music continues to play Nyla pours more drinks & Alisa begins strip tease. With the music pounding, the boys hooting, and the bachelor in awe, Alisa proceeds to tease the shit out of everyone until she's down to her bra & panties. She shouts, "I get naked, you get naked", and proceeded to strip the tied down bachelor to his underwear.
She asked him, "do you want these off" indicating with her hands last remaining clothing she had on; and he replied hilariously, "You're going to get naked?".
Anyways, she strips off her bra and panties and proceeds to grind on the bachelor. The boys untie the bachelor and he begins to squeeze every once of Alisa body - so much for being a clean, square guy! Alisa then plants her tits in his face, and everyone cheered.
Unfortunately for me, while all this was happening, I had the shittiest seat in the house & was calculating the bill for the night.
Next, Alisa yells, "I think your boy might be gay, he's as soft as a pillow". She then pulls out a whip, and begins to whip the Bejesus out of him. After, Nyla comes out asking "Did anyone loose a bottle of whip cream?". I think you all know what came next, whip cream everywhere! And a bodyslide infront of all the boys!
At the end of show, I was only disheartened by the fact that three things: 1) the owner of the house said no to extras 2) the girls had to leave for another appointment and 3) that I didn't have whip cream, rope, a belt, and a blindfold when I first saw her. I think if I'd book for a longer time and had a different place, a lot more freakier things could of happened. But overall it was a successful bachelor party.
Any of you who've seen Alisa knows that if she did your bachelor party, you'd be the happiest man alive. Total damage $$$$$ for both girls + tips.
On a side note, after the party the bachelor vowed to throw me an even better bachelor party. The boys were calling me a pimp, then came the conversation about what my pimp name should be and in replied, Mr.Jetz. I think Alisa might of overheard, because it was while I was waiting with them for their cab they explained about that scumbag Mr. Jetz. On a serious note, I fucking hate that Mr.Shitz ... I don't think Alisa, or even others, will be coming here for a while.
And so the big day comes up, started off with paint-balling during the day (Groom Hunting), Food & Drinks at Moxies (Eye Candy), and further drinking at Opera Lounge. Funny thing is the bride-to-be specifically said no strippers to begin with, but compromised to a titty bar instead. What's funny is that fact that I thought she compromised, but in fact she thought that strippers & the titty bar were the same thing.
Anyways, I get to the hosting house first, set things up, and wait for the guests to arrive. Under Alisa's request, I collected everyone's cell phones and preached the rules of the night. When the "hosts" arrived I was a bit disappointed that Nyla would only be serving drinks, but was happy she'd come scantily dressed and would be offering "extras" on the side.
So, our bachelor arrived to a group of guys blindfolding him an tying him to a chair with absolutely no clue of what was going on. With him being the clean, square guy he is I knew he'd have the time of his life. So, the music starts playing and out comes Alisa & Nyla. The boys are hooting and hollering. The bachelor begins to sweat with anticipation as he finally pieced together what was about to unfold.
Nyla exclaims, "drink if your boy deserves a dance", and proceeds to pour shots of goose straight from the bottle. As she poured shots for all of us, the soon to be happy bachelor exclaimed, "hurry up and drink!". When it finally got to the bachelor, he pounds back a 1/4 of the goose, and waits with HUGE smile on his face.
And so, Alisa steps in and begins to do her thing. She circles the scared, but excited man, with her face on his cheek. When she finished her circle, she slapped him in the face! Oh, the face he made! Then she proceeded to give the blind bachelor your standard lap dance, grinding her booty into in lower regions and rubbing her tits in his face.
After the first song is complete, she takes off the bachelor's blindfold. The smile on that man was equivalent to a boy waking up early on Christmas day to find the toy of his dreams, knowing that for sure Santa does exists.
As the music continues to play Nyla pours more drinks & Alisa begins strip tease. With the music pounding, the boys hooting, and the bachelor in awe, Alisa proceeds to tease the shit out of everyone until she's down to her bra & panties. She shouts, "I get naked, you get naked", and proceeded to strip the tied down bachelor to his underwear.
She asked him, "do you want these off" indicating with her hands last remaining clothing she had on; and he replied hilariously, "You're going to get naked?".
Anyways, she strips off her bra and panties and proceeds to grind on the bachelor. The boys untie the bachelor and he begins to squeeze every once of Alisa body - so much for being a clean, square guy! Alisa then plants her tits in his face, and everyone cheered.
Unfortunately for me, while all this was happening, I had the shittiest seat in the house & was calculating the bill for the night.
Next, Alisa yells, "I think your boy might be gay, he's as soft as a pillow". She then pulls out a whip, and begins to whip the Bejesus out of him. After, Nyla comes out asking "Did anyone loose a bottle of whip cream?". I think you all know what came next, whip cream everywhere! And a bodyslide infront of all the boys!
At the end of show, I was only disheartened by the fact that three things: 1) the owner of the house said no to extras 2) the girls had to leave for another appointment and 3) that I didn't have whip cream, rope, a belt, and a blindfold when I first saw her. I think if I'd book for a longer time and had a different place, a lot more freakier things could of happened. But overall it was a successful bachelor party.
Any of you who've seen Alisa knows that if she did your bachelor party, you'd be the happiest man alive. Total damage $$$$$ for both girls + tips.
On a side note, after the party the bachelor vowed to throw me an even better bachelor party. The boys were calling me a pimp, then came the conversation about what my pimp name should be and in replied, Mr.Jetz. I think Alisa might of overheard, because it was while I was waiting with them for their cab they explained about that scumbag Mr. Jetz. On a serious note, I fucking hate that Mr.Shitz ... I don't think Alisa, or even others, will be coming here for a while.
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