Alisa - a hot 40 minutes BUT....

Master69

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I was Alisa's last client on her last day of her most recent tour. As you know, guys were raving about her first tour so she upped her rates for her next tour (the last one). And Nicole King defended the increased rates.

I swallowed my pride and decided to take her for a spin.

I originally booked for the third last day but for some reason she cancelled all her appointments that day and I had to re-book, as the very last appointment of her five-day engagement.

GOE (for which she still works) contacted me on that day and asked me to move up the new appointment time as early as I could (?cancellations). It was a little difficult but wanting to be the easy-going guy I was able to spot her 1/2 hour.

At the door her dynamite appearance helped me ignore the alcohol on breath. She's fun to talk to and easy to connect with. She gives a dirty, energetic ride, but it's just one pop allowed (NO MSOG) and she gets you off quick. ($$$ + NO MSOG = a fast gold-mining-car ride through the bedroom)

But once you are done, she is done with you. I was put off by the incongruence of her constantly saying "No rush-no rush" in a friendly manner as she left me on the bed, had a shower (she refused a dual shower) and packed her bags, while I lay there!

"I'm out of here, this tour is done, I'm checking out. No rush-no rush". Hint-hint...get dressed, pooner.

"I'm spending the night with a friend. " Her plane didn't leave until the morning but she checked out of the hotel that evening, right behind me as I left.

Obviously, some other pooner booked her privately, overnight, on the side, and cut into my time...and cut GOE out of their share of the overnighter.

I know what your thinking: Complain to GOE. I did. No response.

Alisa seems adept at getting guys, and girls, to give her her way, money and favours. She has discovered the same gold mine at Portage&Main as the Quebec porn stars and is now working the main vein furiously. (She is touring as an independent now with her new increased rates, that Nicole King promoted for her)

I can't figure out Nicole King's marketing strategy on this one. She helps Alisa get a better rate in Winnipeg, defends it, turns a blind eye to her accrual of private clients here, and then keeps her on at GOE even though Alsia is now returning to compete with GOE's own Logan and Lena Fires next week. Nicole King seems beholden to her.

:confused:

I guess in a seller's market even a bad marketing campaign pays off in the end.

My advice: If Alisa wants you to come earlier and you don't want to be rushed (God knows, you may not care), cancel, because her intention is to jet you through to get to the next client. And don't be the last client of the day, and particularly don't be the one on her last day May 19. She's a bit saddle-sore and has a lucrative over-nighter waiting in the wings

And rub lots of "Maintain" on your dick and say you want the full 60 minutes! Take a deep breath, she'll bang you like a jackhammer until you cum :clap2:
 

ComicalKazee

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I've never seen her, but have a two hour session booked. M69.... your comments about her are the closest I've found to a negative review on Alisa. Personally I don't find her rates too much. She looks like a model! I can't wait for our meeting and I'm sure MSOG will not be a problem in a two hour booking. I will post a review and I have a feeling it will be a stellar one.
 

Master69

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CK, you booked 2 hours? Game plan: she is great.... Until you give it up. Freeze your dick with Maintain. Then, if you are middle -aged and have a heart condition, preload your NTG. Then be prepared for a 120 minute workout as

she tries to flatten your hard-on with ALL her might. Imagine being conected to a paint shaker. If you survive, yes, pull-leezzeee write a review. And, remember, lots of Maintain.! It will drive her nuts!
 

rockstar1

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lost my interest, not professional, Im out!
 

Master69

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Actually, you have to admire Alisa's Machiavellian brilliance.

She was a newbie just a little while ago but rose rapidly. She reminds me of Lana in the movie "Risky Business". Killer looks, laser-focus on the bottom line: money. She ditched her Saskatoon tour in February to concentrate on Winnipeg. Good business move; let those farmers wank. It tells me: Sheee-it! There's a lot of money in River City! Beats the tar sands money spilling over into Saska-bush. (although we already knew that from the stampede of Quebec SPs to the Keystone Province).

Just why does Winnipeg have so much money for pooning?

She sure played Nicole King. Yes, others have left GOE before to go indie and reap 100% of the rich take from Winnipeg. But Alisa actually got GOE to pay for promoting and defending her price hike for her. Then she ditched GOE. Genius!
 

twentydollars

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Sounds like you only got half of what you payed for.

I have never seen a sp that doesn't offer msog, and never will.
 

Grifter76

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Well, nO MSOG was posted in the GOE site even before... And so far this is the only forum page that i've read this kind of complaints about her... Let's ask Humper1 what she thought about Alisa. I think he saw her twice the FIRST time Alisa visited Winnipeg!
 

ATM

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Actually (Deepstrokes) had a friend in which the same thing happen to him on her first trip to Winnipeg. I also believe it was the first review of her. Whether you only get one shot on goal or not, you still paid for 1 hour and you should get the full hour. She also cancelled on me the her last trip here and I am happy about that now. 350.00 for 30-40 minutes not worth it. This lady has the body and the skill, she just needs to learn how to treat her customers.
 

Maxfield

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We have all been with SP's who try to get you off as soon as possible, I have found when you come across one like that, put yourself in a power position where you control the action, doggy works for me until I get accustomed to the environment.
 

humper1

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I saw her twice both trips. So if that.makes me the authority I don't know.
Let me start by saying being with Alisa is probably the closest you'll come to being with
A porn star you'll ever get. We clicked well . As for price, there a re new unproven rookies on BP
Charging 300. No plane rides, no hotel. She makes it clear no Msog. For me it works as I have no problem with
Control and can easily go the full hour. Good for me but sometimes not for the SP. soreness comes into play.
As for time, not sure what to say. It's Ssog. Ymmv as I ate, stroked her into squirting all over me last time we met!
Spent way over on time on my Birthday on a last appointment. I can thank her for one of the best birthdays I've ever had!
 

humper1

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Master69, Pretty soon no one will see you if you keep hammering the girls.
I know Alisa and Emily fairly well. They both had the exact same story.
Don't want to single you out. Are you tryingto ruin these ladies career?

H
 

Master69

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Humper1, last time I looked, this was a "review" board. If you just want kiss-ups, go to the "recommendation" board.

But hell, let's take a vote.

Be it affirmed by the all denizens of PERB: M69 should no longer do reviews and just lurk.

All in favour say "Aye". All opposed say "Nay"
 

Avery

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Humper1, last time I looked, this was a "review" board. If you just want kiss-ups, go to the "recommendation" board.

But hell, let's take a vote.

Be it affirmed by the all denizens of PERB: M69 should no longer do reviews and just lurk.

All in favour say "Aye". All opposed say "Nay"
I say NAY!

I don't agree with some of the things you said in your review, or the way you said them, but I don't think you should become just a lurker. You still provided useful information.

Where you went wrong, IMO, was in speculating why she left immediately after you. You should have stuck to what actually happened - you got only one SOG, you felt rushed, and she ended the session well short of the hour you had booked. You don't know why she left, and shouldn't guess or imply that she was cheating GOE.

This is an example of why negative reviews should not be posted too soon after an encounter. Writing negative, but fair reviews is much harder than writing positive reviews. It's better to wait a few days to cool off, and stick to the facts.

As for Humper1's comment about your review of Emily, I never understood the reaction of many pooners. I thought it was a damn good review overall. The only criticism I had was your comment about her alleged baby fat and that she tried to hide it by bending over in some pics.

Please keep on reviewing. Just stick to the facts and avoid speculating about the SPs' motives for actions you don't like, and you'll be fine.
 

Emily BP

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The review of me was full of unproven speculation regarding what services i do and do not provide, which i cannot elaborate on or this post will also get removed. It helps to actually ask a sp if she offers these services before reviewing that she does not, just saying
 

Emily BP

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Had he looked at all the 5 day old pics he wud have seen a full picture of my abdomen so suggesting i was hiding my mid section is also innaccurate
 

Avery

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Emily, even the best SPs sometimes get negative or so-so reviews. However, they know that, if they truly provide good services, the number of positive reviews will far outweigh the less than positive ones. Even Master69's review of you was, on balance, more positive than negative. Experienced pooners make decisions based on all the information about an SP, not just one review if more are available.

Take a lesson from some of the more experienced ladies on this board, and try to refrain from responding to every perceived slight. Sometimes less is more.
 
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