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OldMagpye

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LOL. Love all da age slinging. Me a old bloated bald perv so gots nothing against anyone old or young. 'cept being with a sp who's 50 or so and me will wish she was my girlfriend. If shes any fun at all. So ass much fun being with someone who might remember disco would be, I visit younger ladies with little to no connection possible.
 

cherise

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Go 'hang' with the boys then. That statement is soooo inaccurate. There is nothing sexier or sensual than women in their late-30s, 40s, 50s and yes, Jane Seymour and others in their 60s, who take pride in their appearance, their commitment to fitness, nutrition and healthy lifestyles. It's also nice that many of these ladies have evolved as role models for the younger ones, showing them you can still be incredibly sexy, strong and attractive for a long, long time if you work at it and make the odd sacrifice along the way.

Sorry, but I don't see many men who age like wine. Quite the opposite. There are exceptions but the majority I see at around my age (and even those much younger) are fat, filthy, balding, boozing and chauvinistic. I only have a handful of male friends and that's just the way I like it. Women my age are infinitely better preserved, have far more pleasing demeanours, are usually far less reliant on alcohol and other stimulants, and are far more interesting to talk to and spend quality time with.

When you make a statement like the wine-milk thing, I wonder if you are trying to convince others ... or maybe yourself. Women can be and are wonderful at any age. Deal with it.
:thumb:well said,darlin':thumb:

i was just mentioning to an old school mate that was mortified when i told them what i was doing on the side, how i CAN'T wait for my 30 yr reunion in the new year......
i'm going to hand out business cards ! ;)
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
"You poked a lot of things with sticks when you were a small child, didn't you? "

LOL

"It's all fun and games until you get a stick in the eye"
Then it's a sport

PS I wonder if Cherise and Miss Erica have canes..??
Caning is a sport...:)

Loki
xoxo
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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I am still trying to figure out what this thread is really about.
It was about whether to CONTINUE posting my age on ERSList as 48, or continue MY EXPERIMENT with posting my age as 42, and whether posting as 42 vs 48 would improve my client base. I have come to the conclusion that while 'flubbing' my age at 42 might BROADEN my client base only slightly, it wouldn't IMPROVE it by any quantifiable amount. Therefore, I changed my ads back to 48. Then, thanks to the tremendous headache I'd given myself attempting to figure out if I should START doing something I WASN'T doing because 'everyone else does it, I went upstairs and had a relaxing nap...
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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Well, Mrs. Robinson is Anne Bancroft from The Graduate. Dustin Hoffman and Katherine Ross were also in the film. Had a big crush on Katherine Ross.

Never saw In Praise of Older Women or Tim. In Praise of Older Women was shot in Canada, starred Helen Shaver and Tom Berenger. Tim, I believe was an down under Aussie film starring a young Mel Gibson and Piper Laurie.
Excellent! Well done. I prefer Katherine Ross in "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid", but she was something else!
 

CLUB78

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After giving it some thought I decided I'd go with 42. It's close enough for government work, as the saying goes; plus the nerd in me appreciates that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe & Everything!
I have seen 20 yr olds who look 50 and 50 year olds who look 20. I too love Douglas Adams...of course.


"I like you, because you remind me of me and I'm a narcissist."


This needs to be a greeting card :D
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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Now you have it the worst that can happen is getting comments that you look good for your age. We don't like getting BS'd so keepin it real is best.
Actually the worst thing that happened is that because of the terrific headache and consequent nap, I missed out on a chance to play with one of my favourite fans! J.O. Henson; thank you SO VERY MUCH for your generous Christmas gift and I cannot wait for you to unwrap me after Boxing Day to see what I purchased with the gift certificates, and answer your two favourite questions!

Much Affection,

Ms Erica
 

mimi

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I really understand where you are coming from, Erica. There are too many assumptions made about age; if a young fellow sees an age of 55, and he has a 'gramma' fetish, he may very well be disappointed to arrive at the session and not be greeted with fine lines, crows feet, and grey hair, and a fellow in his 70s might see 55 as young, but, if she has aged quickly, and poorly, then he might be disappointed. So many variables.

Age is more of an attitude thing, eh? Like, I have seen men and women who seemed (and often, as a result looked) older than they were due to their attitude towards life, (and booze and drugs don't help) and I've met men and women who I couldn't believe were as old as they said because they were happy, and with that, full of energy, sense of humour etc.

Age is more of a decade thing, it takes about a decade to get into the age...each decade unwraps a new attitude towards life. I love my decade; I love the carefree, not bogged down, feeling. I don't look at every date with the mindset of "...is this gonna be the one? Have I met my soul mate?"
I usually scope out the territory and wonder, if he is young "is he too fidgety and will I have to tie his hands down so I can enjoy his cock at my leisure?", or, if he is older "Does that belly mean he has abused the booze and cigs so much I might need to splint it so it doesn't bend in half trying to get it in?"... but, there are young guys who are very mature in bed, and there are old guys who haven't learned a thing in all their years, and need their hands tied down.
I always preferred older men, but, sadly, when cruising through the dating sites you can see that most of 'em aren't in great physical shape and that translates into poor stamina, so, when the young'uns send out the invitations it does get tempting.
Enough rambling...Erica, you are sure to get your target market, which is, a guy who wants that 'decade' and isn't gonna freak about a year or two either side of the coin...so, if you put 48 and he automatically adds 5 years...no biggie..there's little difference looking in the mirror in a five year period, and the kind of person who agonizes over that isn't someone who would be fun in bed...cause, they would agonize over all the little things...
 
My wife's cousin from a Central American country visited recently and hanging with her was quite the eye-opener. She's a gorgeous 23 year old spinner with a fantastic body and face. It was eye opening how much this poor girl had to put up with from guys who were 40-late 50's, overweight and balding, etc. On the one hand, I don't blame them for trying. On the other hand, it got old really freaking quick. To a point where you're just like "c'mon guy, look in the mirror and then look at her. Not happening even in your dreams."
I too have a friend who gets lots of attention when she goes out, like so much that I have told guys I will throw a drink in their face if they don't leave her alone. Add a little alcohol and any guy, no matter their age, can be a creepy dude.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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I have seen 20 yr olds who look 50 and 50 year olds who look 20. I too love Douglas Adams...of course.


"I like you, because you remind me of me and I'm a narcissist."


This needs to be a greeting card :D
And this is why I adore you. You're the ONLY ONE that got the Douglas Adams reference besides papillion. Former geeks too pretty to get laid UNITE!!!
 

retriever

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Add a little alcohol and any guy, no matter their age, can be a creepy dude.

Can't let that go by luv.
My demeanour does not change no matter how much alcohol or whatever is in my system. Respectful at all times. AND I find that a number of women develop major attitude when more booze than they should have is in their system. Works both ways.

As an aside, when I see a women who is getting a lot of attention I go the other way. Too many problems can arise. Being self centered being the predominant one.

A little profiling going on here.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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I really understand where you are coming from, Erica. ..
I always preferred older men,...
I always dated younger men....always preferred older men. I didn't sleep with a man over 50 until I was over 45....and it made me feel about the age I was when "Don't Stand So Close To Me" came out. And I liked it! I love a man with some snow on the roof and some years of experience under his belt! Playing with men who were in their 40s when I was in my 20s gets me hot...

Of course, so does playing with men who were 18 when I was 30, and so on....
 
Can't let that go by luv.
My demeanour does not change no matter how much alcohol or whatever is in my system. Respectful at all times. AND I find that a number of women develop major attitude when more booze than they should have is in their system. Works both ways.

As an aside, when I see a women who is getting a lot of attention I go the other way. Too many problems can arise. Being self centered being the predominant one.

A little profiling going on here.

We all know you are gem, retriever!!! ;)

Did I mention my GF & I were on Granville? My new years resolution is no more Granville. Hey, stop laughing, I have only been living here for a year and that's how long it took me to realize the Strip sucks!!
 
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