Advertising Red Flags

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Cock Throppled

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Some things in ads just raise red flags. I think someone copied the real meanings in ads, or something a while ago, but here is my list of things that raise red flags for me. Feel free to add your own.

Smash My Holes- Classless.

Use me any way you want - Classless drug addict.

Available 24 hours - Drug Addict.

No restrictions - possible BBFS?

Specials all the time - Right...

Party Girl - Drug Addict.

Any Asian ads - Too many B & S to bother sorting thru.

100% Real Photos - Fake photos.

Japanese - Chinese

Vietnamese- Chinese.

Thai - Chinese.

Malaysian - Chinese.

Singapore - Chinese.

Voluptuous/Busty/Curvy - Fat.

Unrushed Service - Rushed Service.

36D/36DD/ 36E/36C - 32 B.

Massive Boobs - Gorss, massive boobs.

Exotic - Part Native.

Hot Models - Ugly grannies.

Fit Goddess - Fat Hostess.
 
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HeMadeMeDoIt

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I have to admit the smash my holes ad made me chuckle!
 
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Cardates - Drug Addict.

One of a Kind - Ordinary.

Unforgettable - Has STD.

Triple F boobs - Fat, Falling and on the Floor.
 
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Elmore

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I have seen mother / daughter duos advertised and think WTF!!??!

Unfortunately any ad for a woman over 30 is a red flag for me. A woman advertising over 35 is pretty much a definite hell no for me.

Legs spread pussy shots are also a huge turn off for me, regardless if it was taken by a smartphone or in a studio.

Women wearing a corset is a red flag. If there is one pic or maybe 2 with a corset but the rest show the mid riff, that is different.

Women advertising that they squirt...I don't care to get peed on by an adult

Golden showers - see above

But the biggest red flag is when an ad says "barely legal"...no thank you
 
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LADY-VIA

ok now getting peed on and having a girl squirt on you are two very different things.... when you squirt you have a very intense orgasim.. its not the same at all... Squirting is actually tasteless... I provide golden showers often and have regulars who come for them. I can also squirt and once it starts I can soak a bed.. while you are orgasiming you are not able to pee at all !!!!!! and just because you say that you are exotic does not neccesarilhy mean that you are part native.. it very well can mean that you are of mixed blood... Im spanish welsh and irish, mother is spanish welsh father is irish and if you put them side by side they look nothing alike :)
 
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Elmore

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I am well aware of the difference between "squirt" and pee. But I am skeptical of most squirters claims of being able to squirt pretty much on demand.

That being said, for my preferences, I am almost equally uninterested in being squirted on as being peed on.
 
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"You won't be disappointed" = you will be disappointed.

Copying anything from legit sp's ads or sites to make their ad. You know someone who can't spell words in their ad title isn't capable of grammatically correct flowery phrases in their ads. They ripped it off from someone else.

Using the same name as a legit sp.

Fantastic photos, obviously experienced sps, but come onto the scene like they are brand new or don't want to mention where they are from and how they got those photos. Seems sketchy.

Bills themselves as independent, but someone else answers the phone and does the appt booking. What else are they doing: reading pms, reading emails, reading and replying to texts, posting ads. That's not indy.

Spamming/overposting and stupid ad titles. A stupid ad title indicates a stupid sp. Spamming indicates either desperate (because they can't get anyone to repeat) or see above re: drug addicts.

Posting at 3am

Posting 12 - 15 ads at 3am
 
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