Ads That Make Me Pass

[Cock Throppled]

Everyone has different things they's looking for when perusing SP ads, but for me, there are a few thiings that guarantee a pass.

1 - Explicit pictures. Splaye dpussies or come all over you might appeal to those heavily into porn, but it just screams low class to me.

2.- Minimal-word ads that just say "Hot", "Latina", "Sexy", "Come and get it" or the like.

3 - The opposite - The mini-novel that gives a lot of detail, but not much information. Might show some imagination, but own't help me make a choice.

4. - Definitive superlatives. You may think you're "Simply The Best", "No One Hotter", or have "The wettest pussy", but it isn't quantifiable, and comes off more like a Trump boast.

5. A dozen pictures, but of only one part of the body. What are you hiding?

6. One picture. Not enough to bother checking out.

7. Good selection of pictures, but don't show anything but your clothes, or the background.

8 - Images of toilets, toilet paper, medications, or clothes strewn around the room.

9 - Ass zits, scars, sores, rashes or bruises. Really?

10. Scrambled text, mixed numbers, ghetto speak.

 

[westwoody]

10. Scrambled text, mixed numbers, ghetto speak.

A string of weird characters at the top of a backpage ad turns me off.
Most of them show up as boxes on my phone anyway so no point putting them there.

"Exotic" is a one word turn off.
"Petite" is another.
Both are so vague and meaningless.

 

[LM987]

Pictures that are not clear. Come on, even the crappiest cell phone camera takes good pictures. Are they so strung out they can't focus ( literally), and then they choose that picture as the "good one" to post online.
No thanks

 

[CanineCowboy]

The ads with few words.

The ads with few photos.

The ads with pictures of breasts and bums, but without a total body shot, so you actually have no idea what to expect.

'Party friendly'

'No restrictions'

'5060'

 

[badbadboy]

Her mirror has the same curve lines as her body

BF size 18 Converse high tops beside the bed.

Burnt Glass pipe on the dresser

Open 24/7 Party Friendly

I don't need to see her cooch or A hole in her pics. If they are adding a video, make some effort to make it look professional.

 

[johnnydepth]

No clear face pix. For me it's a hard sell without face pix. And just about everything mentioned above.
Oh and here's one. A bottle of Grey Goose and an iPhone in the pix to show you have cash, while the room has thrift store furniture and a blanket for a room divider.

 

[felixthecat]

For me, seeing dicks in the pictures, or any men, or even a mention she has a man she can add to sessions.
I have the opposite of cuckold fantasy. MFM with two clients wouldn't bother me, but don't remind me you'd rather do another guy for free while I'm paying the bills.

 

[johnnydepth]

For me, seeing dicks in the pictures, or any men, or even a mention she has a man she can add to sessions.
I have the opposite of cuckold fantasy. MFM with two clients wouldn't bother me, but don't remind me you'd rather do another guy for free while I'm paying the bills.

Great point! I find this especially true when I'm better looking than the boyfriend.

 

[rlock]

1) Names: If the SP's name in one part of the ad doesn't match the name in the other part. Or a ridiculous name. Or no name listed at all.

2) Phone number: Contradictory phone numbers in the ad. (Or anything that is not a local or well-known Canadian area code.)

3) Any reference to: "No cover" / "No C" / "Natural service".

4) Terrible English in the ad. (I understand some girls might not know much, but if they have handlers writing the ads, shouldn't they?)

5) An absurd price level is listed. (Way too low or way too high.)


Also, I agree with these things which were already said:

3 - The opposite - The mini-novel that gives a lot of detail, but not much information. Might show some imagination, but own't help me make a choice.

(5,6,7 a.k.a. shitty photos or too few)

8 - Images of toilets, toilet paper, medications, or clothes strewn around the room.


10. Scrambled text, mixed numbers, ghetto speak.

Agreed.

A string of weird characters at the top of a backpage ad turns me off.

"Exotic" is a one word turn off.
"Petite" is another.
Both are so vague and meaningless.

"Petite" is important to me, but with some ads, they clearly don't know what it means.
"Exotic" and "open-minded" are pretty meaningless.

And you're right about the huge string of weird characters.

The ads with few words.

'Party friendly'

'No restrictions'

'5060'

Yup. Red flags on all those.

Oh and here's one. A bottle of Grey Goose and an iPhone in the pix to show you have cash, while the room has thrift store furniture and a blanket for a room divider.

Yup, another sign of sketchiness.

BF size 18 Converse high tops beside the bed.

Burnt Glass pipe on the dresser

Open 24/7 Party Friendly

For me, seeing dicks in the pictures, or any men, or even a mention she has a man she can add to sessions.

Same opinion here.

 

[ludovico123]

All of the pictures are from high angles or have the lady lying down. (hard to tell what her physique actually looks like)
I just want a full frontal of a lady standing up. Then you can see what you are getting.

Ads that hide the abdomen.
Stretch marks are a bummer for me.
I don't trust ads that don't show that area.

 

[westwoody]

Ads that give the specific hotel they are using. Serious lack of discretion!

Fake/stolen pictures, that's half of backpage.

Outright scammers with bogus websites also containing stolen pictures, often wanting etransfer up front.

 

[luvsdaty]

I'm not proud, show me gaping assholes and pussies!

 

[ReluctantPooner]

Yeah seeing another guys dick inside her, or even worse another guys cum all over her, just not my thing at all.

 

[Sinset]

Yeah seeing another guys dick inside her, or even worse another guys cum all over her, just not my thing at all.

Same here. Also terrible english. "Party Friendly." Hygiene is a big factor on whether I will enjoy my experience or not. SPs who ask their clients to shower before hand are a positive indicator that the SP herself takes hygiene seriously, which is a green flag for me.

 

[westwoody]

Ads with a name and phone number, and pictures right there in the same ad watermarked with a different name and a different phone number.

What the fuck?

 

[westwoody]

One SP, and I'm sure she's lovely, has some kind of aircrew theme to her ads. They are about a mile long with 28 random images and I understand nothing about what she's offering. Keep it simple silly.

"Asian Flight Attendant". Her ads are useless, they don't even have a picture of her.

 

[picante55]

Anything Asian.

 

[BIGOZZIE]

Girls who say DDD and they are obviously an A cup. BBW's who show only their boobs, if you're a BBW show me all so I can make a decision.

 

[UhOh]

No fantasy I've ever had included another guys cock or cum. I see that in an ad and I have zero interest in seeing that girl.

 

[204fun]

Any ad on BP that is posted with the phrase "100 per cent real pics or it's free" is immediately getting the hard pass.
If you are trying to convince me right from the outset that your pictures are real that's an issue and while I'm still fairly new into the game even I know that there is no such thing as free poon, fake pics or not.